red makeup court

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"Look, rise, come?"

Gu Yinge raised his eyebrows with a smile, he was hesitant to say a lot.

Leng Youhuang's heart skipped a beat, feeling that her secret was about to be found out, so she quickly changed the subject: "By the way, Ai Qing, you are not young anymore, and it's time to start a family. How about I give it to you?" point to a girl?"

Gu Yinge immediately put down the grapes: "Weichen suddenly remembered that there is a memorial that needs to be drafted urgently, so I will leave."

After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and, with the most humble and serious attitude, escaped at the speed of light.

"That's right." Before stepping out of the door, Gu Yinge turned his head and added, "Big ass makes it look like you can give birth."

Then, continue to escape at the speed of light.

Leng Youhuang didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

After being dumbfounded for a long time, he threw a grape towards the place where someone disappeared: "Is her butt big too!"

Chapter 2 The Emperor Wants to Take a Bath

Relying on Zhang Tong, who is in the top position, she became Leng Youhuang's first concubine.

However, it wasn't his first woman.

Because Leng Youhuang never wanted her.

At the beginning, Zhang Tong comforted herself that the emperor might be busy with state affairs, but she didn't touch her for a few days, and she didn't even take a bath and bedtime. She felt a little abnormal.

She is indeed a sensible woman, but she can't speak, so she didn't make any fuss. She just cooks every day, cooking all kinds of delicious soups and water in different ways. looking at him.

While drinking the soup, Leng Youhuang felt his whole body was hairy while being watched by her like that, and even less came.

So, all the maids in the palace watched a joke: the dumb concubine just chosen by the emperor was left out in the cold before she had been pampered for a few days.

Naturally, Leng Youhuang didn't know other people's opinions, but she really didn't know how to face that earnest Youyou gaze.

He would rather ask his prime minister fox to come out to brag.

So, the maids and eunuchs in the entire palace watched another gossip: the newly married emperor left his own woman, but had sex with the acting prime minister Gu Yinge every night.

Well, in fact, it is impossible to have the same room every night, Leng Youhuang just brought the hard-working Gu Yinge to accompany him, and he still wants to drive him out at night.

But this Gu Yinge obviously didn't feel that his fate was hard, every day when he was summoned, he ran around, and came here with a smile after a while.

No, the smiling acting prime minister was tearing grape skins for the emperor again: "Your majesty, it's not a problem for you to rely on my minister..."

"Shut up. What do you mean I depend on you? You depend on me. This palace belongs to me! No, the whole world belongs to me!" Suddenly there was an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, and he stretched out his hand to pick it Gu Yinge's chin, "Even you are mine."

For an instant, the air was still.Together with the smile on Gu Yinge's face.

Gu Yinge blinked the smile on his face, and there was an imperceptible slyness in his eyes: "Your Majesty, didn't you choose this empress yourself, don't you like it? Could it be that her big breasts are fake?"

The evil smile at the corner of Leng Youhuang's mouth began to twitch: "Don't raise your chest with me."

"Then...could it be the butt...?"

Covering his face: "Don't mention your butt either."

Gu Yinge couldn't help laughing, but still endured it.

Leng Youhuang suddenly reacted, and slapped the table: "Bold! Gu Yinge, you madman, dare to judge the emperor concubine, the crime is the same as deceiving the emperor!"

Gu Yinge's expression turned serious in an instant, and he bowed down and bowed: "This humble minister will die."

Leng Youhuang raised her head, and now she felt a little relieved, and her tone was a little calm: "Well, I think you are loyal to me if you treat me on weekdays, and you will not be held accountable for capital punishment. However, capital punishment can be avoided, but living crime cannot be forgiven..."

The corners of Gu Yinge's mouth collapsed, and Qingling's eyes eagerly looked at Leng Youhuang.

The evil smile from the corner of Leng Youhuang's mouth overflowed again: "It's getting late, I'm going to take a bath, so I'll punish you while I'm taking a bath..."

"My minister is willing to sprinkle flowers, pick up water, scrub and scratch his back for the emperor, and die after doing his best!" There was clearly endless joy in the voice.

"Get out!" Leng Youhuang laughed and cursed and kicked over lightly, "It's a good idea! I don't have a habit of breaking sleeves, why should you serve me!"

"Hey, it's precisely because I don't have the habit of breaking sleeves that I let my servant serve you. If I have the habit of breaking my sleeves, then if I go in to serve you, something will happen."

"Okay!" Leng Youhuang was annoyed and funny, "put away your sharp teeth. As my acting prime minister, you will still be needed tomorrow morning."

He deliberately made the word "agent" very obvious, and then smiled at Gu Yinge's face.

Gu Yinge didn't seem to mind the "agent" at all, but murmured: "How come there are so many people who need Weichen recently..."

"Who else?"

"Your brother-in-law, the prime minister." He looked innocent.

"What did he ask you for?" Leng Youhuang frowned.

"Oh, he said that Weichen has extensive knowledge of strong records, and he is full of blood, so he asked Weichen if he had any folk remedies like bullwhip and tiger whip..."

"Shut up!" Leng Youhuang blushed and stopped.

Obviously, Prime Minister Zhang is very old, and it is impossible to use it by himself.Who is the folk prescription for? Any fool can guess that it must be for the newly married brother-in-law.

No wonder Zhang Tong cooks for himself every day to cook soup and stew for himself!~~~~(>_<)~~~~

"Oh."

"Punish you to stand guard outside while I'm taking a bath. If the empress comes, stand in my way. Remember, if I don't come out, you are not allowed to leave. And you are not allowed to sit down!"

"Yes."

"Also, I will punish you not to speak."

"..."

"Hmph, you two, one is my left prime minister, and the other is my agent right prime minister, you don't want to worry about the country and society for me, you just think about breaking things with that idea!"

Before going in to take a bath, Leng Youhuang was very angry.

There was a thick curtain between the antechamber and the bathing place, so it was supposed to be impossible to see anything.But for some reason, Gu Yinge felt that he could clearly see the graceful figure of the person behind the curtain.

Well, that wonderful figure is really...

Gu Yinge reminisced about the scene when he first met Leng Youhuang and secretly saw her getting out of the bath... There was a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Leng Youhuang, Leng Youhuang, if I hadn't seen your superb figure, how could I, in my capacity, come to act as your acting prime minister?

Someone's nosebleed... gurgling.

The next day, a certain acting prime minister was weak and limping because he stood in the middle of the night and had a lot of nosebleeds.

And a certain emperor refused to come out of the bath because he wanted his courtiers to stand for a longer period of time.

When the two met in the early court, a certain emperor gave a certain acting prime minister a glance, and the certain prime minister looked bitter and aggrieved.

This morning, something really happened.

Jingzhou urgently reports that someone is rebelling and has a certain momentum. Please ask the emperor to increase his troops to make a decision.

"Tell me, what should I do?"

When this sentence was asked for the third time, there was still no one in the hall to speak out.

So, a certain emperor who had a stuffy nose and was already dizzy and confused: "Raise soldiers for a thousand days, and use them for a while. I usually feed you with delicious food and drink, but now there is no one to make up your mind! A bunch of foodies! I said , can you not just focus on moving money home, but also spare a little time to worry about Jiangshan Sheji!"

With a throw of his hand, the memorial to the rebellion was thrown to the ground.

The ministers were ashamed.

No one dared to interface.

You know, this Leng Youhuang is a very powerful monarch. Although he first led the country as a young man, he is decisive and extremely brilliant in killing.On weekdays, he and the officials would not distinguish each other, laughing and cursing, and the emperor and ministers were in harmony.But if you are really angry, you will move people's heads at every turn.