Slashing God: I will be the agent of Buu! Become the nightmare of the gods

Su Chen, who was resisting Hongying's scratching with one hand, suddenly laughed.

"Hey, you tsundere."

Lin Qiye:?

Si Xiaonan chuckled and reminded, "Everyone, start to act separately. If there is any problem, communicate through the headset."

Su Chen tapped the invisible headset on his ear and raised his question.

"Is this thing useful? Will it fail at the critical moment? I've seen TV dramas where the protagonist's headset loses contact with his teammates at the critical moment of a dangerous situation."

Si Xiaonan was stunned and didn't know how to answer for a moment.

"Don't worry, Leng Xuan has checked this in advance."

Hongying said this as she pulled Si Xiaonan towards a corridor.

Watching the two women leaving, Su Chen turned around and looked at Lin Qiye and Li Yifei.

"Have you told her where the Dean's office is?"

"You didn't say?"

"Huh? I thought you said that."

The three of them fell silent for a moment.

After a moment, there was a sound of electricity.

"Hello, hello? Can you hear me? Which floor is your dean's office on?"

........

"The author expresses his homesickness through the odd changes and the even constants..."

Su Chen stood at the door, looking at the middle-aged teacher on the podium whom he had no impression of, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

"It's only been a few days and the class already has a new teacher?"

"Brother Chen, it hasn't changed. That's our math teacher. It's just that you always slept in math class before, so maybe you two don't remember each other."

"Oh, math teacher, that's what I thought, haha."

"So... aren't you curious why the math teacher is teaching Chinese?"

Lin Qiye was complaining madly in his heart.

But he also knew that now was not the time to dwell on this. After adjusting his facial expression, Lin Qiye knocked on the classroom door.

"report!"

"Enter."

Everyone in the classroom instantly focused their attention on the three of them.

The math teacher pressed his glasses and after looking for a few seconds, his brain finally connected to the Internet successfully.

"Lin Qiye? Li Yifei? Where were you two? Why did you skip class yesterday?"

After all, there is a difference between subject teachers and class teachers. To them, all students in every class are students, and they will not remember so many private matters.

For the class teacher, the students in the class are 'his own students'.

"Teacher, I'm currently undergoing eye treatment, so I've asked for leave. Li Yifei..."

Just when Lin Qiye was about to make up an excuse for Li Yifei, Li Yifei had already started answering.

"I went to get a hemorrhoidectomy!"

“…” Lin Qiye was speechless for a moment. He didn’t know what to say.

After listening to the two people's reasonable reasons, the math teacher nodded and did not ask any further questions.

Li Yifei winked at Lin Qiye and Su Chen with some pride, as if to say, look, I'm smart, I knew this reason would be very useful!

The two of them were no longer being noticed, but Su Chen was such a grown-up and still hadn't worn a school uniform. The math teacher was nearsighted but not blind.

So he asked Su Chen who was standing behind Lin Qiye, "Who is this?"

"Oh, teacher, he is..." Lin Qiye turned around and was about to introduce Su Chen's identity.

But he never expected that Su Chen would take the initiative to walk up to the math teacher on the podium.

Then, he blurted out the words from the bottom of his heart: "Old classmate!"

For a moment, the classroom fell silent, and some people who knew Su Chen began to wonder if their memory was wrong.

Lin Qiye and Li Yifei stared at the scene with their eyes wide open and their mouths wide open, stunned.

The math teacher was also a little confused. He hesitated and said, "You are..."

Hearing this, Su Chen's expression became a little unhappy, as if he was going to call someone to account.

"You really make me feel cold, Lao Li."

"My name is Wong."

"Oh, Lao Wang, have you forgotten that I went to your house to eat dumplings two years ago?"

"This... I really have no impression."

"Tsk, let me remind you, dumplings, dumplings, dumplings! Dumplings, dumplings, dumplings!"

“Oh oh oh!”

The math teacher looked at Su Chen's slicked-back hair, which gradually overlapped with a vague figure in his memory.

He quickly stepped forward and shook Su Chen's outstretched hands, "Old classmate! You're young again! Why did you want to come and see me?"

"Oh no." Su Chen waved his hand.

"I was just passing by this place and remembered that you're a teacher at this school, so I decided to stop by and see you. It's okay, just go on with your story and I'll just watch."

"Okay, okay, after this class I'll go get my shift and I'll treat you both to a drink at noon."

Just like that, the math teacher continued to lecture, and Lin Qiye and Li Yifei sat obediently in their seats.

Su Chen sat casually at the back of the classroom near the door with his legs crossed.

"The situation is not good. In my class alone, I sense that there are two students who have been assimilated by that 'mysterious' creature."

Lin Qiye covered his right ear with one hand and lowered his voice to transmit the information he had collected into the headset.

Sizzle, sizzle...

Accompanied by a sound of electricity, Hongying's voice sounded in the headset.

"Xiao Nan and I didn't find the dean, but we discovered that people who were assimilated by this mysterious creature would shed their skin, so Xiao Nan and I speculated that this mysterious creature must be related to snakes."

On the campus playground, Chen Muye frowned after listening to the two people's reports.

There are two of them in one class, and there are dozens of classes in No. 2 Middle School, according to this big data algorithm.

The situation is more serious than I imagined...

"Hello? Is Brother Leng there? Does this headset have a single-line shielding function? I want to block Hongying's microphone. Her current microphone will easily affect my ability to hear footsteps during the battle."

"Ahhh! Su Chen, I'm going to strangle you to death!"

Listening to the conversation in the headset, Leng Xuan looked at Chen Muye.

Chen Muye rubbed his temples with a headache. "Xiangnan, go look up some strange legends about snakes. Combined with the abilities it has demonstrated, see if you can determine the identity of this mysterious creature."

As for Su Chen, huh? Is there such a person?

Chapter 17 Su Chen's Method

Inside the classroom.

Lin Qiye listened to Hongying's roar in the headset, and looked back helplessly at Su Chen who was sitting with his legs crossed as if he was on vacation.

He didn't know whether to say that Su Chen was too mean or that Sister Hongying was too easily provoked by Su Chen.

Look at him, as time goes by, he has already adapted to Su Chen's...

Su Chen at the back noticed Lin Qiye looking back.

There was some surprise in his eyes.

"Huh? Qiye, your neck is so long! Your movements now are like a turtle poking its head out, hahahaha."

**! Adapt to the bullshit!

Lin Qiye turned back expressionlessly.

He swore that when his strength surpassed Su Chen's, he would tear his mouth apart with his own hands. After all, he could recover.

Just as Su Chen was leaning back in his chair and about to fall asleep, a familiar piece of music suddenly sounded.

Su Chen stood up straight and saluted in military posture as if his muscle memory had been activated.

. . . . . .

Hearing the noise, all the students in the classroom turned around and looked at Su Chen with curiosity.

Lin Qiye covered his eyes helplessly. What was this guy doing again?

The math teacher raised his glasses.

He said considerately: "Old classmate, the flag-raising ceremony is on the playground behind the teaching building."

Su Chen touched his nose somewhat awkwardly. He didn't expect that after traveling through time, the flag-raising ceremony of Xia Country would still be played with the music he remembered.

But is this difficult for him?

Su Chen adjusted his flight jacket, and a look of vicissitudes of life suddenly appeared on his face.

"Hey, I spent the last two years as a special forces soldier in Picado. Now, hearing our Daxia flag-raising music has formed muscle memory in my body."

wow~

In the classroom, there was a burst of wows, and the students looked at Su Chen with admiration.

But the expressions of three people were extremely strange.

Math teacher: I remember that you are not a lawyer by profession.