Douluo, what? I became Tang San's father

"Ugh~"

The stinky smell rushed straight to Dai Mubai's head, even stinkier than the feet of those big men in the Tiandou special prison.

He almost vomited out the first mouthful of milk he drank when he was born.

"What the hell is this."

Ma Hongjun was also suddenly awakened by Dai Mubai's actions. He didn't care about the pain in his body and hurriedly crawled out.

It stinks so much that he can't open his eyes.

The other Shrek people were also awakened by the stench, and they crawled out one by one, ignoring the soreness and swelling in their bodies.

"Mistress, what on earth is going on?"

Looking at Yu Xiaoang rolling in the mud, Liu Erlong couldn't bear it anymore and questioned Tang San with anger in her eyes.

"The teacher must have fed Luo Sanpao too many carrots before, and some of the impurities accumulated in his body were transferred to the teacher. This time, the magic grass cleansed the teacher's essence and marrow, helping him to expel the impurities from his body."

Tang San confidently spoke out his prepared words, then pointed at Yu Xiao's anus, which was still in excruciating pain, and said, "Look, Teacher's aura is still growing. At this rate, he will soon break through to level 30 and become a Soul Master."

"I see."

After hearing what Tang San said, Liu Erlong looked at Yu Xiaoan who was writhing in pain, and a trace of pity flashed in her eyes. However, in order for Xiaoan to get rid of the title of waste, Liu Erlong could only turn her head away and not look at the struggling Yu Xiaoan.

She was afraid that if she continued watching, she would not be able to help but interrupt Yu Xiaogang's only chance to become stronger.

If Yu Xiaogang failed, he might be devastated and run away from her again.

"Can you relieve the pain in my anus?"

Even though Liu Erlong turned her head away and didn't look, she couldn't bear to look at Tang San after hearing Yu Xiaogang's miserable screams. She asked in a pleading manner, regardless of her image.

"No, this can only be done by the teacher himself. I believe that the teacher is strong-willed and tenacious, and will definitely get through it."

Tang San said in a firm tone, without a doubt, that there was a way, but he didn't want to help.

Because to get close to Yu Xiao's anus, he would have to endure the stench, which made him feel overwhelmed. Unless it was Xiao Fei, he would not take action.

"Hey."

Liu Erlong sighed helplessly and sat aside, trying to calm down and wait quietly for Yu Xiao'an to complete the absorption.

But Yu Xiaoang's screams and howls made it impossible for people to concentrate, and they could only watch Yu Xiaoang rolling around and screaming.

Looking at Liu Erlong's affectionate look, Flanders couldn't help but feel sad. If only Erlong could care about me like this.

But I still sighed helplessly in my heart.

Alas, Erlongmei's heart belongs to Yu Xiaogang after all, and he will never get it in this life.

But he will still protect Erlongmei. Being able to be friends is already good enough.

At this time, Dai Mubai and others supported each other and limped to Tang San's side. The smelly mud on their bodies was also washed away by their soul power.

"Tang San, I feel sore all over now, as if I'm dying. Is your immortal grass authentic?"

Yu Tianheng grimaced in pain every time he moved. It was obvious that the medicinal power of the magic grass had washed their bodies to the brink of limit. The meridians in their bodies suddenly expanded several times and became dead veins.

Dai Mubai was also a little confused. Why was the absorption of this magical herb different from that in his previous life? He had absorbed it easily in his previous life, but this time it almost cost them their lives.

They all looked swollen, as if they were injected with water, especially Ma Hongjun, who looked like a pig.

Now he looks more like a pig than a pig, his facial features are distorted and he no longer looks human.

"The drug's effects haven't dissipated yet. Come here, I'll help you get rid of the last remaining violent effects."

Seeing the four pig heads in front of him, Tang San gently put Xiao Fei, whose medicinal power had been removed from his back, to the ground.

He made several people lie on the ground and began to disperse their soul power.

It lasted until the evening. Hearing Yu Xiaogang's weak screams from time to time, Tang San finally endured his impatience and cured all four of them.

"Haha, I broke through to level 40!"

Ma Hongjun, who had just returned to normal, felt his own soul power and suddenly burst into tears of excitement. He, Ma Hongjun, was level 40!

"I'm level 49, and I'll be able to break through to Soul King in no time."

Dai Mubai casually moved his sore arm and spoke in a somewhat arrogant tone.

The herbal jelly is still the same herbal jelly, but it will cause pain after absorption.

Oscar also stood up, his eyes shining. He was now many times stronger than yesterday.

"I'm the same as Fatty, both at level 40."

"I'm also level 50, and my speed in absorbing soul power has also increased a lot."

Yu Tianheng started meditating on the spot and found that the speed of absorbing soul power was much faster, at least twice as fast as before.

"This is because the immortal grass has improved your aptitude. Now our cultivation speed may be even faster than that of those with full innate soul power."

Tang San didn't understand why the speed of their cultivation was so much faster, but he couldn't explain it. He could only attribute it to the fact that the immortal grass had been strengthened in this life.

At this time, the six Shrek people were immersed in joy and didn't pay attention to Yu Xiaoan who was still screaming weakly. They didn't know why Yu Xiaoan insisted on staying awake. Wouldn't it be better if she just fainted?

Ke Yu Xiaogang also wanted to faint, but the drug made Luo Sanpao excited. When Luo Sanpao was excited, I would also feel excited and could not faint at all.

Even if he fainted, he would be suddenly awakened by Luo Sanpao, and could only helplessly endure the pain that he should not have to endure.

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Chapter 112: The anus sucked dry, the triangle with a gap in the heart

When the east was already bright, Yu Xiaogang lay on the ground with tears streaming down her face, and her body no longer twitched in pain.

Luo Sanpao also returned to Yu Xiaogang's body because the drug power was absorbed.

"finished?"

Yu Xiaogang thought silently at this moment that every time he moved, he would feel a piercing pain, and he grimaced in pain.

The original zombie face was no longer expressionless, but now it was filled with pain and murmured in sorrow, "Ouch, ouch".

The little anus, which originally had little flesh, was like a skeleton because of the large amount of impurities discharged, and even the breathing was very weak.

"Hungry! I'm so hungry!"

Everything in the body was emptied, making Yu Xiaogang feel an unprecedented need. With tears in her eyes, she shouted to Tang San and others in the distance.

But the sound was too faint, and Tang San and others could not hear it clearly. Liu Erlong could not bear to watch it, so she turned her back to Yu Xiaoan, thinking that Yu Xiaoan was still refining the medicinal power.

"No, Xiaosan, I see Xiaoan has been yelling at us, is there anything wrong?"

Because there was no one to chat with, Flanders was the first to notice the struggling Yu Xiaogang. Seeing her about to crawl over, Flanders endured the stench and walked over.

"Xiao An, what's wrong with you?"

Walking in front of Yu Xiaogang, Flanders saw Yu Xiaogang almost fainting while enduring the pungent stench.

"Food, give me food quickly."

Yu Xiaogang was both relieved and annoyed at this moment. He was relieved that Flanders finally noticed his abnormality, but he was annoyed that Liu Erlong, who always said she loved him, didn't notice his abnormality.

Instead, he turned his back, unable to bear to look at it. This made Yu Xiaoang furious. He felt that not being able to leave Liu Erlong for even a day was the worst punishment, unless Liu Erlong could get his forgiveness.

On the side, Liu Erlong finally discovered the dying Yu Xiaogang. He was shocked and walked over in a hurry without caring about his image.

Tears streamed down her face, and she no longer cared about the smelly black mud. She was only focused on supplying soul power to Xiaogang to maintain her life.

"Quick, Boss Fu, go get some food, and find a healing spirit master to heal Xiaogang's wounds."

Seeing that Flanders was still standing there in a daze, Liu Erlong frowned and gave orders to Flanders in a serious voice.

"Okay, I'll go right away."

As a veteran bootlicker, Flanders also reacted, stood up and hurriedly left this smelly place.

The pain in his heart was even greater. How could Yu Xiaogang get Erlongmei's love so easily and yet not cherish it?

The bootlicker Flanders became angrier the more he thought about it. Of course, he was not angry at Liu Erlong. After all, in his eyes, Erlongmei had a pure character and he could not tolerate any flaws in her.

But it was Yu Xiaogang, his brother, who stole Erlongmei's heart even though they were together.

Faced with Yu Luomian's difficulties, he left Erlongmei behind and ran away, seemingly disregarding Liu Erlong's safety.

I was sad for Erlongmei for several months at that time, and you, a useless guy, Yu Xiaogang, actually didn't cherish Erlongmei's love.

Erlongmei was also deceived by Yu Xiaoang and her heart was entirely on Yu Xiaoang, which made him extremely heartbroken. How was he, Flanders, worse than Yu Xiaoang?

In the future, he will be a high-level Soul Douluo and a master who can command a region in the Tiandou Empire. What does his Jade Anus have?

The more the lickspittle Flanders thought about it, the more his consciousness began to awaken. He was no worse than Yu Xiaogang, so why did Erlongmei look down on him?

Is it because of her appearance? Yu Xiaogang's zombie face and dead fish eyes are not good-looking either.

"Forget it, as long as Erlongmei is happy."

The awakened consciousness of resistance was instantly extinguished. Flanders left the backyard dejectedly and went to find Shao Xin to make some candy beans.

At this time, the black mud around Yu Xiao'an was also cleaned up by Tang San and others, and the stench around it also became much lighter.

In addition, there is a strange smell on the jade anus. After all, it has been pickled. If it is not soaked properly for a few days, it will definitely not be eliminated.

As soul power continued to be input, Yu Xiaogang's complexion improved a little, but it was still a little thin and pale, with sunken eye sockets.

"Why hasn't Flanders come yet? My little anus is about to burst."

Liu Erlong was furious and slammed the ground with her palm. For a moment, she didn't even shout at Boss Fu, which exposed her true nature.

The current relationship between them is such that they each have their own ulterior motives, and it is difficult for them to use the martial soul fusion technique.

"I believe Dean Flanders will be here soon."

Tang San looked at Yu Xiaogang who was lying on the ground and shed two lines of tears, but he did nothing.

"Third... Third brother, I'm so cold."

On the side, Xiao Fei also woke up from her coma. Tang San immediately left Yu Xiaogang with an apologetic look on his face and came to Xiao Fei.

He picked up Xiaofei and said a little embarrassedly: "Teacher, Xiaofei's body is not suitable for being outside now. I will take Xiaofei back to the dormitory to rest first."

In Tang San's heart, Yu Xiaoang is definitely not as important as Xiaofei. If Yu Xiaoang could still restrain Bibi Dong, he might be able to help him, but now Yu Xiaoang is just a tool to maintain his character.