Genshin Impact short video, the death penalty at the beginning scared Fu Fu to tears

[Ying: Noelle, you are just too unconfident. With your mining strength, you can easily lift him up, let alone arm wrestle.]

[Paimon: Yes, yes, Noelle, you need to be more confident]

【Sino:?!】

In the video.

Even though he was dragged out of the city, Seno did not give up. It would be too embarrassing to go back like this.

"A maid has such strong arms. As expected of Mond. She is extremely fierce. No, I have to save my face in other areas."

Tinari: "What strange competitive spirit have you awakened?"

Before Tinari could finish his complaints, Seno found his next target.

A little girl in fiery red was squatting by the river, looking distressed.

Hey, it’s you.

"Little sister, are you fishing?"

[Lisa: Are you some kind of weird uncle?]

[Kaeya: I suggest you don't do this. After all, the Knights are not here to do nothing, especially this Spark Knight.]

[Seno: He has been knighted at such a young age? As expected of Mondstadt, he is so powerful...]

[Tinari: Don't tell the same joke twice! ]

“Did you know there are four ways to catch fish?”

Klee looked at Seno, her little head didn't understand what he was saying, why do you have to fish with a hook? That's so slow!

"Tsk, bouncing bomb."

More than a dozen fish were blown up at once, and Qin was arrested on the spot.

Tinari couldn't bear to watch it any longer. "Okay, okay, let's go back."

Seno still refused to accept it, "I actually ran into someone who fried fish (I'll explain the joke, it's a pun), now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to use my unique skills to win back the game with a cold joke!"

Tinari almost went crazy when he heard the word "cold joke". If embarrassment could have carved out a castle during the entire Windblume Festival, he would have owned several Casazale palaces by now.

Seno saw the princess and Oz at the bridge and explained his purpose to them.

Oz spoke first when he heard this, "I am a bird with thunder, so I am?"

"Thunderbird?"

"sparrow!"

It's over, I even lost the joke.

[Fischl: Ahahahaha, you are worthy of being my princess's retainer. You defeated Xumi's Great Disciplinary Officer with ease. Well done.]

[Oz: Miss, thank you for your praise]

[Zhongli: This joke is indeed interesting.]

[Funina: Hahahaha Sparrow! Thunderbird? Sparrow! ]

[Seno: As expected of a Mondstadt person, so fierce...]

【Tinari: Can't you just say it another way?】

[Ying: I lose. Now only the Seven Saints are left to summon.]

[Elhaisen: Isn’t that even worse?]

[Paimon: That’s right. After all, Seno was beaten so badly that he didn’t dare to accept Mond’s orders.]

In the video.

Seno: "Now that things have come to this, I can only use my ultimate skill. The Seven Saints are summoning!"

"Can you please stop making trouble?"

"Xiao Ti, I've been losing money like crazy all day. If I keep sending money, I'm really going to become a crazy money sender."

"It's quite good. It reads quite meaningfully."

Senor slapped Tinari hard on the shoulder, "Xiaoti, please don't underestimate my awareness of the Seven Summonings! This is my pride that I cannot give up!"

He grabbed Tinari's trouser leg, "One round, just win one round and go! Please trust me!"

Tinari sighed helplessly, "Well, okay, I believe you, you must win."

"Ok!"

Seno walked towards the child feeding pigeons at the bridge head with confidence.

Chapter 45: A Mouth That Even the God of Fire Can't Burn

"Hey, kid, can you play the Seven Summonings?"

Tinari: "You're playing with a kid. Where's your pride?!"

[Tinari: Seno, I misjudged you. Is this what you call pride? ]

[Ying: Teacher Xiaoti, don’t be impatient. I think this boy has the potential to be a card king.]

[Paimon: What the hell is the Emperor of Cards?]

[Kaeya: Tinari, you are underestimating Timmy. This kid is the first level 10 legendary player in Mondstadt.]

【Timmy: Hehe】

[Seno: Level 10?! My Seven Saints Summoning Soul is already burning, I’m coming to Mondstadt now]

[El Haisen: Da Feng is passing the gate, we still have things to do]

As expected, Senor also suffered a crushing defeat in the Summoning of the Seven Saints, and his trip to Mondstadt ended in complete disgrace.

【Wendy: Oh no, this is going to be difficult】

[Seno: I see. There is something wrong with the deck in the video. I will study it again. Elhaisen, please wait for me in Omos Port for two days.]

[El Haisen: You are kidding.]

[Tinari: I don’t think he’s joking]

The video screen is black.

A string of subtitles is displayed.

"Seno's heart was broken, the only thing that was hard left in his body was his mouth"

The screen appears.

In a tavern in Xumi, a guest came from afar.

She walked straight to the table of Seno and Kavina.

"Hello, I am Xinhai from Coral Palace."

"Hello, I am Sai Nuo from Jingshan Palace."

The person being tortured was replaced by Kavi, "Well, if the name is not long enough, you don't have to make it up."

[Tinari: I am finally free]

The first thing Seno said when they met was playing cards. He had been beaten by Timmy and was thinking of getting some revenge on Xinhai.

"I've heard for a long time that Miss Xinhai is as wise as a fish, and she is also the champion of the Inazuma Seven Sage Summoning."

Xinhai: "Why does it sound like cursing?"

As the host, Kawi quickly pulled Seno back, not wanting him to steer the conversation away. "Hey, stop it. Xinhai is here to have fun this time. Please don't force her to play cards."

Xin Hai: "Well, it's not impossible to fight."

Saino took over the conversation and reluctantly expressed his understanding, "That's right. After all, it's not good to hear that the Inazuma champion came to Xumi and 'lost~' to the Xumi champion."

Kavi tried to smooth things over, "Yes, we should think more about Miss Xinhai."

[Coral Palace Xinhai: Your method of provoking me is too clumsy.]

[Paimon: Exactly, Seno, you are not trying to get back at Xin Hai, are you?]

[Funina: After all, it's too embarrassing to lose to a child]

[Sino: It is human nature to challenge the strong]

[Tardalia: I agree with this]

[Arata Ichito: I agree, it’s fun to challenge a strong opponent.]

[Kyuki Shinobu: Boss, you used a large-sized beetle to bully the kids a few days ago]

[Ying: This one is even more important, you fight brother]

Kavi tried hard to bring the topic back to the topic, "Anyway, let's just talk about our daily lives today."

He handed the tea to Xin Hai, "Um, may I ask what are Miss Xin Hai's hobbies?"

"Haha, I usually just read books or something..."

Seno twisted his mouth, "Oh~ You like 'books~'."

"Strictly speaking, they are all ancient military tactics or something."

"Oh~~Old~Book~~Ah."

Seno's mouth became more and more crooked, and Kawi couldn't stand it anymore, "That's enough!"

Turning around to comfort Xin Hai, "Ms. Xin Hai, Seno didn't mean that."

Seino continued, "It seems that Miss Xinhai must have a lot of books."

"I think that's what he meant! Ahem, I usually share it with others after reading it..."

"It turns out that Miss Xinhai is afraid of having too many 'books'..."

Kawi finally exploded, grabbing Seno's collar and yelling, "If you dare to say the word 'book' again, I will tear your mouth off!"

[Coral Palace Heart Sea: Mr. Sino is still as humorous as ever]

[Sino: Do ​​you also understand the charm of cold jokes, Ms. Xinhai?]