Genshin Impact short video, the death penalty at the beginning scared Fu Fu to tears

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Liyue, Stone Gate.

Ying and Paimon are having lunch.

The two of them were scheming against each other over a chicken leg.

Suddenly, a familiar light screen lit up.

"Everyone in Teyvat, did you miss me?"

Chapter 33 Winter Night Fool Play, But Nonsense

"Everyone in Teyvat, did you miss me?"

As soon as the light curtain appeared, everyone entered the chat room again.

It is still the same as before, divided into two chat rooms, but you can see the content on both sides.

"Traveler, the video is here again."

Paimon excitedly told Yingmei, but it was a pity that she was too young.

Yingmei grabbed the chicken leg from the plate and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Ah?! Didn't I say we were going to compete? You're cheating."

“Wooooooooooooooooo! (Video starts!)”

"You'd better swallow it first!"

[Ying: Hello everyone, why didn't Master Hu advertise today? ]

[Hu Tao: I just gave one away. Wangsheng Hall is having a big sale, buy one tablet and get one free! Buy one tablet and get one free! ]

[Paimon: Is this really advertising, rather than reverse publicity?]

[Amber: Traveler, where are you?]

[Ying: We've arrived at Shimen and are having lunch]

[Xingqiu: The Traveler is coming to Liyue? ]

[Paimon: Yes, I heard that your Liyue's ceremony of inviting the immortals is about to begin, so we'd like to join in the fun.]

[Keqing: Are you still pining for the Emperor, Traveler?]

【Ying: I am not, I don’t have any】

[Walnut: Polygraph 3000, beep——]

【Ying: Well, actually a little bit】

People were joking with each other in the chat room.

"Okay, okay, everyone is almost done warming up, it's time to start playing today's video."

'The first thing I'm going to show is an organization that's spread all over the continent of Teyvat'

"Yes, it's the Fatui of the Kingdom of Winter!"

Ready to play: "Winter Night Folly - Original Soundtrack"

As soon as these words were spoken, the nerves of senior officials from all countries became tense, as this information was too important.

[Diluk: Let the people of Teyvat see the crimes of these scumbags]

[Doctor: Isn’t that too much?]

[Madam: We are only carrying out the Queen's noble orders. We do not expect you to understand.]

[Tadalia: It seems that our reputation is indeed not very good.]

[Ying: Madam, please wait for me]

【Lady: What's the point of saying that? What can you do to me?】

[Qin: However, even if the video will expose the Fatui, they will also be rewarded accordingly.]

[Ningguang: It’s really troublesome.]

Qin's words were also what everyone was worried about. If every executive of the Fatui could get a reward, wouldn't it be even more troublesome than it is now?

[Sanbing: What's wrong? Can't afford to play? ]

[Diluk: Let's worry about how much of your little conspiracy will be exposed.]

on the screen.

On a winter night, with snow flying all over the sky, a fiery red crystal butterfly came into view, accompanied by a melodious and graceful elegy.

The fire crystal butterfly flew across the snowfield and flew into a magnificent palace.

In a hidden room of the palace, an old man in fine clothes was playing chess with himself on a chessboard.

"Oh my god, this is so speechless, I can't see anything." (Clown - Fu Chong - Peppa Pig's father)

[Ying: If you can't see, turn on the light! You bad guys can't afford the electricity bill?]

[Paimon: I thought you were going to say something that the mastermind often says.]

[Xingqiu: For example, 'The brave man thinks he knows everything']

[Fischl: I think it's time for this winter night game to begin.]

【clown:...】

Senior officials from various countries who were expecting to obtain information from the video were also confused. What was this talking about?

You are just standing here. Did I turn off your light?

Return to video.

On the chessboard, the knight captures a piece.

Harlequin: "Very good choice, well played, Paige."

The picture zooms out, and two God's Hearts on the chessboard are shining. (Ordinary people probably wouldn't recognize them.)

The Fire Crystal Butterfly at the beginning of the video has now flown back to the palace and landed on the chess piece that was eaten by the knight.

Clown: "Oh, no, come and have a look, there seems to be some news about George in this newspaper. I see, it's red."

Harlequin: "Now it's the detective's turn. Miss Detective should try to guess where Mr. Dinosaur has ended up."

Everyone in Teyvat had question marks on their faces, including the Clown himself.

What is going on here?

Peppa Pig? George? Miss Detective and Mr. Dinosaur?

[Ying: You Fatui's code names are quite tasteful, comparable to those of children]

[Paimon: How can this be the behavior of a villain? ]

[Kaia: Telling fairy tales in a place like this, the Fools have good taste]

[Tartaria: Although the General Manager's words are usually difficult to understand, I didn't understand a word this time.]

Zhongli saw the Heart of God and Venti's on the chessboard, and the scene didn't look like a spoof, so he guessed that this should happen in the near future.

But he couldn't understand what the clown said.

Return to video.

As the view zooms out, the scene moves to a more spacious room, where several Fatui executives can be vaguely seen.

The young girl Columbia was sleeping next to a coffin.

"It's better not to have any strange thoughts. Nothing can hide in front of me." (Girl - Yang Menglu - Honkai Impact 3 Aponia)

The scene turns to a rooster standing aside. The rooster has a serious expression, but what he says is shocking.

Rooster: "Grandma Zhang, please stop comforting me. The more you comfort me, the more upset I feel. It reminds me of my old partner. You left too early." (Rooster - Wang Xiaobing - Big Ear Tutu, Grandpa Niu)

After saying this, he closed his eyes and began to mourn in silence.

The rich man crossed his arms and looked like a villain with his squinting eyes, but his words were full of brotherhood.

Rich man: "The financial company sent a few thugs to look for you today. My informant found out where they are hiding. Don't worry, we will catch them all tonight. If you have any difficulties, just tell me if I can help you. I will help you." (Rich man - Xu Min - New Police Story, Jackie Chan)

After hearing these words, intelligence personnel from various countries fell silent. Could it be that the Fatui had to use codes to communicate even during meetings?

[Ying: Everyone has their own opinion, right? ]

[Paimon: It’s really hard to understand what the people of Solstice say]

[Hu Tao: That’s a coffin, right? The one the girl is leaning on. Although the style is different from the one in Liyue, it’s still recognizable.]

[Tadalia: Now that you mention it, it seems to be a coffin.]

[Paimon (possessed by Kogoro Mori): I understand. It must be the thugs from the finance company who killed the old man's wife. So this is his wife's funeral.]

[Ying: Don’t tell me, it really matches]

[Kaia: No one else can create such an atmosphere at a funeral.]

Gong Ji really wanted to explain that he didn't have a partner, but after thinking about it, he didn't say anything. If he explained such a thing, his status as the mayor would be completely lost.

The other Fatui also wanted to explain, but the video exactly showed their appearance and voices, so they couldn't explain it clearly.

In contrast to them, ordinary chat rooms are now full of joy.

[The Fatui are too good at pretending. At the old lady's funeral, everyone's expressions acted as if they were hiding a big, earth-shattering secret.]

[I will also speak in this expressionless manner in the future to appear cool]

[If anyone talks to me like this, I will definitely give him a big nose.]

[(Expressionless) I just had ramen for lunch (silence)]

[(Narrowing his eyes and crossing his hands) Brother, I’m eating bird egg grilled food]

The chat room was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Chapter 34 Dagu's Fighter is about to fall

The servant Alechino came forward, and she seemed a little unhappy.