Genshin Impact short video, the death penalty at the beginning scared Fu Fu to tears

Paimon rolled his eyes, "You still know how to play."

Chapter 29: Almost Becoming Public Enemy of Liyue

The video begins.

In the picture, a person is organizing documents. It is Keqing, the Jade Star of the Liyue Seven Stars!

[Ying: The signal was bad just now, did you miss me?] (Thinking the crisis is over, I connect back at light speed)

She was sitting at her desk sorting documents when a man came towards her and sat upright in front of her. It was the traveler!

【fluorescent:...】

Keqing said politely, "Traveler, you are welcome to apply for the position of Liyue Seven Stars."

"Then, according to regulations, you must take a polygraph test. So, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"

Yingmei asked doubtfully, "Don't we need to tell Ningguang?"

Obviously, she felt that it was necessary to inform Tianquanxing Ningguang about such an important matter as applying for the Seven Stars.

Keqing answered her question, "Ningguang is very busy every day and needs a rest, but this polygraph 3000 does not need one."

Keqing pointed to the black square box on the table. This is the Polygraph 3000.

"It will sound the alarm when it hears a lie. For example, why don't you try telling two lies?"

Yingmei hesitated for a moment, rolled her eyes, and said, "Barbatos is a workaholic."

"drop--"

"Zhongli always pays for his own shopping."

"drop--"

"I don't have Skyward Sword." (I don't either, I have a lot of Wolf's End)

No sound.

"Well, the ones I have are pretty broken!"

"drop--"

Just a few words fully illustrate the powerful functions of the Polygraph 3000.

The chat room was already in an uproar at this point.

[Barbara: @Ying, Traveler, please go to the West Wind Church immediately to confess and pray for Lord Barbatos’ forgiveness]

[Ying: I am innocent. Go tell the polygraph]

[Hu Tao: Keqing, why would the store let you go if you don't pay for the things you bought? ]

[Zhongli: Record it in the account of Wangsheng Hall]

[Walnut: ? ? ? (peaceful)]

[Qin: Skyward Sword?]

The video continues, and Keqing asks the Traveler to tell a few truths to calibrate the machine.

Ying: "Emperor Yanwang is my husband."

When these words were spoken, the hearts of the people of Liyue rose to their throats.

Come on, lie detector 3000, why aren’t you ringing yet!

There was no sound for a long time.

Keqing was incredulous, "That's weird, why didn't it make any sound?"

"Why is it ringing?"

Keqing smiled, "Because that's the Emperor!"

"That's my husband. I spent two orders to get it."

"drop--"

Yingmei thought for a moment, "Isn't that right? That's one order."

[Ganyu: The quality of the polygraph doesn’t seem very good. It’s broken now.]

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: This immortal will go research a real lie detector. Traveler, you wait for me.]

[Lord Rādhāra: Morax! Settlement! ]

【Ying: Can someone come and take care of it?】

Before everyone understood what one order and two orders meant, Ganyu in the video came over and broke the awkward situation.

Ganyu: "Keqing, have you seen the coconut milk on my table?"

Keqing: "Ah, I put it in the refrigerator."

"drop--"

"Qiqi drank it."

"drop--"

“Well, I drank it.”

Ganyu: "It's okay, just drink it."

"drop--"

"Then I'll go buy a new one."

"drop--"

“I’m back to work overtime.”

It turns out that the Polygraph 3000 is not broken, it is really accurate.

[Elhaisen: I want to research a polygraph and put it at home. I will apply for it at the Ministry of Education tomorrow.]

[Kavi: El Haisen, what do you mean?]

[Keqing: @Elhaisen, I can sponsor you]

[Nashida: Do you need my help? ]

[Ying: Hey, hey, hey, there's no need to research things that affect the harmony between people. Please spend the funds on other useful things, Ministry of Education.]

[Elhaisen: Lord Grass God, this is just a joke]

Unlike Keqing in real life, she still looks incredulous in the picture.

She stroked her chin in thought, "How is this possible?"

Yingmei: "Oh, actually Paimon also likes to drink this."

"That's not it."

"I like it too?"

Keqing held it in for a long time, but couldn't help but ask, "The Emperor is really your husband? How is that possible? He's the Emperor!"

Yingmei looked around and said shyly, "Uh, this question makes me a little embarrassed."

"Ah, sorry, you are also the Emperor's wife. Oh, my, the Emperor's wife, I am sorry for offending you."

Yingmei took the initiative and asked, "Why do you keep dwelling on this question? Do you like him?"

Keqing panicked when her true feelings were exposed, and hurriedly started to explain, but she forgot that there was a polygraph 3000 working stably on the scene!

"Huh? How is that possible?"

"drop--"

"Listen, I'm not interested in the Emperor at all!"

"drop--"

"Well, actually I like him too, but don't tell anyone. Ningguang and the others don't know yet."

"drop--"

Keqing was disheartened. "Okay, I know everything now."

The video ends.

At this moment, Keqing in the Qun Yu Pavilion had the same expression as in the video.

【Keqing: You all know everything? 】

[Ningguang: You should ask, is there anyone who doesn’t know? ]

[Gan Yu: Yeah]

Keqing always thought she hid it well, and she always made rebellious remarks.

For example, 'The Emperor has protected Liyue for a thousand years, but will it be the same for the next thousand years, ten thousand years, or a hundred thousand years?'

So she always thought that only she knew those little secrets. In fact, she liked Emperor Jun so much that her cabinet was filled with Emperor Jun's small items.

[Hu Tao: Speaking of which, I saw Miss Keqing secretly bought a clay figurine of the Emperor some time ago. She still likes the Emperor so much.]

[Xiangling: I’ve seen it too]

[Xingqiu: I’ve seen it. I bought an Emperor pendant.]

[Chongyun: What I saw was a folding fan with the Emperor painted on it]

[Yun Jin: I’ve seen it too]

【Keqing: Mr. Lian Yun...】

Everyone in the chat room was torturing Keqing, and Yingmei secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

The people of Liyue are too outrageous. Isn't Keqing one of the Seven Stars of Liyue? The high-level officials who rule Liyue can be so obsessed with a figurine.

But fortunately, no one cares about me anymore, so I can retire after accomplishing my mission.

It was too outrageous to feel like there were so many eyes staring at me from behind even though I was so far away in Mond.

Paimeng gloated, "I told you not to talk nonsense, why are you arguing with the system for no reason?"