I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

After finding Su Han Weixin, senior Zhu directly took a video and sent it to Su Han.

"Student, is this the beautiful wife you mentioned?!"

"Ok?"

"You profiteer! I've seen those who cut corners, but... I've never seen such a profiteer like you!!!"

Senior Zhu sent it cursingly.

However...

Without him paying attention to the box.

The silicone wife in His Highness Qiao's version suddenly opened her eyes.

"The master is bound successfully...Zhu Weikai...Gender: Male...Age: 20 years old!"

His Highness Qiao's version of the silicone wife had a flash of digitalization in her eyes.

bass!

His Highness Qiao sat up abruptly.

Senior Zhu was still cursing and chatting with Su Han on the sofa.

but...

His Highness Qiao's version of the silicone wife stood up, walked out of the wooden box, and came behind Senior Zhu...

suddenly!

His Highness Qiao hugged Old Senior Zhu suddenly, and His Highness Qiao, who has an automatic heating function, immediately adjusted his body temperature to a normal state.

Then...

Haw!

His Highness Qiao's version of the silicone wife took advantage of the situation that senior Zhu was not paying attention, and suddenly kissed her.

hiss...

Senior Zhu was stunned for a moment.

Hold...hold the grass! ! !

Senior Zhu:! ! !

My mind shut down instantly, and at this moment, there is only one sentence in my mind: I... I have been defiled!

"Hi master, 3090 is at your service!"

The voice is very sweet.

but...

Old Zhu turned his head stiffly, and looked at the face of His Highness Qiao who was close at hand. Senior Zhu's handsome face, which was originally somewhat handsome, turned pale in an instant.

What the hell!

"You...don't come here!"

Old Senior Zhu pushed away His Royal Highness Qiao's wife's restraint and fled the scene quickly.

However...

After being pushed away, His Royal Highness Qiao showed a touch of human grievance: "Master, you, do you dislike me?"

hiss...

Senior Zhu took a deep breath.

"Who the hell is your master!" Senior Zhu collapsed!

"Master, here I come!"

As he said that, His Highness Qiao showed a bright smile, it was so sweet...

Can...

Face this sweet smile.

Old Senior Zhu's face was bloodless.

"I...please don't come over!"

.......

On the other side, Su Han also received a video from senior Zhu downstairs.

Ok?

"Student, you profiteer!"

After watching the video, Su Han was completely dumbfounded.

Quickly asked: "System, didn't you say that it is a smart silicone doll made with the most beautiful face?!"

In my mind, I received a question from Su Han.

The system responded immediately.

[Yes host! 】

With a dark face, Su Han asked, "Then tell me, what the hell is going on?!"

Ok? !

What do you mean?

This is the most beautiful? !

[Back to the host, in 2153, human aesthetics has changed from thinness to fatness! 】

[The silicone doll currently presented as a gift is the most beautiful face elected by human beings in 2153. 】

[In addition, her weight is 156 catties and her height is 155 cm! 】

Su Han:? ? ?

very good!

You fucking sent someone a ball over there!

The height and weight are so well-proportioned!

That...

What should we do now?

Su Han thought for a while, should he go up and return the goods to Senior Zhu?

.....

Just as he was thinking.

Senior Zhu upstairs is completely desperate.

"I... I'm gone!"

Old Senior Zhu smiled miserably.

My f*cking... junior, I can thank you and your family!

At this moment, His Royal Highness Qiao's version of the silicone wife is hugging Senior Zhu, smiling and saying, "Master, are you hungry? Do you want me to cook for you?"

Ok?

The loveless old senior Zhu was stunned.

"You still cook?"

Qiao's wife smiled modestly: "This artificial intelligence has all the skills that humans can, and cooking is just one of them!"

very good!

It's smart.

Old Senior Zhu said, "Then you should hurry up and cook!"

After the order was given, Mrs. Qiao nodded sensiblely: "Okay, master!"

Then he walked into the kitchen and consciously put on his apron.

tsk...

Seeing this scene, Senior Zhu suddenly felt that it was not a loss again.

Eh?

It seems that it can be used as a babysitter!

After cooking, Senior Zhu looked at the sumptuous table of dishes and was dumbfounded.

"You...you did?"

Mrs. Qiao nodded and said, "Yes, master."

"Very...very good!"

Senior Zhu bravely gave a compliment, then sat down to eat.

Ok?

The taste is surprisingly good!

After dinner, His Royal Highness Qiao went to wash the dishes, and senior Zhu sat on the sofa playing with his mobile phone.

Suddenly received a message from Su Han.

"Senior, do you want to return the product? Support door-to-door recycling!"

Senior Zhu just typed out an important word.

Can...

Hesitated again.

"Student, no need, I think, I can still bear a wave!"