Uchiha Sea King Rollover Record

Dazai Osamu couldn't stand the pink bubbles between the two, and finally remembered what his original intention was for coming here, he raised his voice and exaggeratedly said: "Oh! Chuya, why do I think you seem fat? You must be fat, right? Have you been eating too well recently? Ah Hai, you see, this is your fault, you have fed Mafia's most important combat power in our port to fat, in case his skill declines How to do?"

The veins on Zhongyuan Zhongya's forehead jumped.

Uchiha Hai immediately refuted: "Mr. Nakahara is not fat! Mr. Nakahara's waist is still the same!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also blushed, and those blue eyes stared at him instantly: "What are you talking about—"

Uchiha Hai continued to refute Dazai Osamu with a serious face: "Mr. Nakahara is not only not fat, but has grown taller!"

For a moment, the air was silent.

Dazai Osamu and Zhongyuan Zhong were also dumbfounded as if they had been struck by lightning, their eyes widened, and they looked like it was impossible.

Uchiha Hai tilted his head and affirmed: "It's true, I can guarantee that it is about three centimeters long. I have carefully observed Mr. Nakahara."

Dazai Osamu bounced off the sofa directly: "It's impossible! How can a dwarf grow taller?!"

The Central Plains is not fat either, Dazai Osamu can of course see that, but he has grown taller...

Sorry, Dazai Osamu never thought about the fact that Zhongyuan Zhong also grew taller.

And because they are always mixed together, it is really difficult to find things like three centimeters in height.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also in a trance, grabbed Uchiha Hai's shoulder and said excitedly, "Are you serious? Are you sure?!"

Uchiha Hai was wondering why they reacted so much at first, but then he suddenly remembered the extraordinary identity of Zhongyuan Zhongya. He hadn't grown taller for a long time, and Mori Owai thought he would not grow taller.

I am afraid that Osamu Dazai and Nakahara also thought so. Even Nakahara often talks about the phrase "I will grow taller", but he doesn't have much confidence in himself.

Uchiha Hai looked at his shining eyes like sapphire, and couldn't help but reached out and touched his soft orange hair and smiled: "It's true, if you don't believe me, let's measure it. Do you have a soft ruler at home?"

"Yes! I'll get it!" The Central Plains also turned into an afterimage and disappeared.

Dazai Osamu was still muttering to himself in disbelief: "Impossible, it's impossible, how can a dwarf grow taller? I must be drunk, yes, I must be drunk!"

When he finished speaking, Zhongyuan Zhong also came back, not only holding a soft ruler, but also an electronic scale in his hand.

Dazai Osamu widened his eyes, had a bad feeling in his heart, and said vigilantly, "What are you doing with the scale?"

Zhongyuanzhong also said with good intentions: "Look at how much weight you have gained!"

Dazai Osamu's fatness is very obvious, I didn't notice it before, but as soon as I say it, I can see that he is really fat, and it is still the kind of white and tender puffiness, which is even more obvious on the face of the boy who is already a little fat. .

Zhongyuan Zhong also grabbed the collar of Osamu Dazai, who wanted to escape, and sneered: "You're almost fattening your double chin. You eat so much every day and don't exercise. You leave the work to me or your subordinates, and run every day by yourself. Come and entangle the sea, fat won't kill you!"

Dazai Osamu grabbed the sofa and shouted loudly: "How can it be so exaggerated! I'm not fat! I'm not fat! You are talking nonsense!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head to Kaida Uchiha, who was happily watching the excitement next to him: "Hai, come and help me catch him together. Today, we must let him face this cruel reality!"

"Okay!" Uchiha Hai put Sanhua cat on the sofa next to him, rolled up his sleeves and went to catch Dazai Osamu.

Sanhua cat flicked its tail, yawned, and fell down again.

Dazai Osamu over there was finally placed on the electronic scale.

58 kg.

Dazai Osamu, who was forcibly weighed, crouched in the corner like a defiled girl.

"I actually gained three kilograms...three kilograms...in such a short period of time I actually gained three kilograms...it's impossible woo woo woo..."

Uchiha Hai was slightly stunned, and looked at the boy's thin, skeletal back with complicated eyes.

An 178-year-old boy with a height of 18 is only 116 pounds?

And this is still under the premise that Dazai Osamu has been fed by him to gain three pounds, that is to say, the original Dazai Osamu is only 113 pounds.

A 178-year-old boy is only 113 pounds. How thin is this?

"Then, let me try it too." Zhongyuan Zhong also said nervously.

He still couldn't believe that he had grown taller. He weighed it and tried it first. If it was heavy, it meant that he might have really grown taller.

Dazai Osamu suddenly rushed over from the corner, grabbed Nakahara Nakaya's hand and said loudly, "Don't use supernatural abilities! Nakaya is too cunning. You can control things like weight at will?!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also jumped with blue veins again: "Let go! I'm not you! I won't cheat on this kind of thing!"

"Don't let go! You want me to cheat by letting me go!" Dazai Osamu said, grabbing Nakahara Nakaya's hand and pressing down hard, trying to make the scale's number higher.

Unable to bear it, Zhongyuan Zhong also kicked him against the wall, and the world finally became quiet.

Uchiha Kai was still immersed in pity for Dazai Osamu and couldn't help but help him up from the ground.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also dissatisfied: "Hai, don't pay attention to that guy! He will only take advantage of your kindness!"

Dazai Osamu threw himself into Uchiha Hai's arms, and Uchiha Hai subconsciously touched his head to comfort him.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Fist hardened.

Zhongyuan Zhongye weighs 62kg.

Uchiha Kai's eyes widened, and he glanced up and down Nakahara's slender figure, not knowing where his weight came from?Ability to bring your own?

Zhongyuan Zhong also rejoiced: "I'm two pounds heavier! I've really grown taller?!"

Dazai Osamu said sarcastically from the side: "How can you weigh two pounds when you are three centimeters tall, you are just fat, Zhongya."