Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

"Do you think you won't be found if you hide? It's useless."

Holding hands, someone sneered.

"An existence like you, no matter where it is, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, non-mainstream suits, miraculous card skills, and that A cup of DRY MARTINE, I was deeply fascinated. But although you are so outstanding, but there are rules, don’t you have to pay back the money you borrowed from me!?”

"...When did I lend you money?"

After the whole person froze for nearly two seconds, Heka answered very bluntly.

"Oh? Really? Fortunately, I knew you would renege on the debt, so I was prepared."

With a sneer on his face, Shi Bai took out his enhanced +10086 brand mobile phone, then opened the gallery, found the video column, and clicked to play it.

"I have already recorded all the scenes when you borrowed money from me with my mobile phone. The evidence is so strong that you can't deny it even if you want to deny it now..."

[Fairy!Return my grandfather! ! ! 】

A voice from the phone interrupted his words mercilessly.

Shi Bai: "..."

...So those guys really moved my phone again! ?

With a blank expression, he exited the playback option of Calabash Baby. Shi Bai first carefully found the scene he secretly photographed when Heka asked him to borrow money to avoid any mistakes, and then held it in front of Heka.

"It's only natural to pay back the debt. I borrowed so much money and delayed it for so long. It's time for you to pay back the money."

"No money."

Rolling his eyes, a goddess who showed her true colors leaned back on the counter with a rather lazy body.

"Whether you want money or life, you can decide for yourself."

"You have opened a mahjong shop and you still say you have no money!!"

"A mahjong shop is a mahjong shop, and the rich are the rich, and the two cannot be confused at all!!"

With his head held high, Heka seemed even more confident.

"And besides, when you were the god of death, you often absent from work for such a long time without reason, and I haven't asked you for the deducted wages yet!!"

"...So you said you don't plan to pay back the money you borrowed from me?"

Shi Bai's mouth twitched slightly.

"That's right (—"—this is my territory, even if I don't pay back the money, what can you do to me? "

"...You don't have to pay back the money, let's talk about other things."

After a moment of wordless silence, Shi Bai turned his head quite tired.

Although he has known for a long time that the goddess in front of her who is super afraid of trouble is super useless, but it is the first time he has seen him so useless that she can even borrow money without repaying it...

"Also, play less mahjong in the future, this thing is very harmful."

"It doesn't matter, I'm a goddess!!"

Heka raised her head proudly.

"There is nothing more fun than mahjong in the world!!"

"........."

Shibai decided to make online games first in the future.

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ps: Ah, it's so late, I have a headache today!middle

Chapter 3 Odd-color pupil loli is my favorite! !

Underworld, hell.

"There's something wrong with Mengpo soup!?"

After listening to his narration, Heka gave such words with a look of shock.

Shi Bai: "..."

...He suddenly felt that it was a mistake for him to choose to come to the other party.

"Oh, so do you need me to get you a bowl of Mengpo soup?"

Shibai's face was expressionless.

"Cut... Meng Po Soup made from the water of the Forgotten River is useless for existence like us, but it tastes good as a drink. If you want, I can give you two bowls to try some other day." .”

With a curl of his lips, Heka leaned back and sat on the back of the chair.

"Even if the human soul you said is special, it's not a big deal for a special case based on the vast number of people. You should understand this, right?"

"I know, so no matter which world it is in, the evil god can always find the food it likes to eat."

Shibai rolled his eyes on his face.

"In a word, do you agree or not!!"

"Evil God?"

He looked at him a little strangely, and after thinking for a while, Heka waved his hand indifferently.

"Although what you asked for is still against the rules of the underworld, but you don't know how many times you have violated the rules. This request this time is...Are you sure you really don't need me to pay back the money?"

Looking at a certain goddess with an expectant expression in front of him, Shi Bai's complexion suddenly turned dark.

"I'm quite sure."

"Very well, then I promise you not to interfere in this matter. Next, let her talk to those Yan Mos by herself... But I still need to remind you of some things in advance."

Stretching out a finger in front of him, Heka had a serious expression on his face.

"It's only when you come out. If you want to completely preserve the memory and reincarnate, then her life span in each life will not exceed 30 years old. At the same time, in order to prevent the things in the underworld from being leaked to reality by her and cause some unpredictable effects , so she must sign a contract with Yan Mo. After each reincarnation, she must work for Yan Mo in the underworld for about 100 years before she can be reincarnated again. These are the biggest discounts I can give within the scope of the rules. If you are not willing to agree to this condition, then everything will be out of the question."

"...All right, I'll tell her then."

After thinking for a moment, Shibai nodded.

"I knew that every time you come to me, there will be no good things. Either let me help you break the rules or help you deal with some messes. Don't tell me I'm a very useful tool in your eyes?"

Looking at someone in front of him, Heka curled his lips with some taste.

"So I just don't understand you, and I don't know why you do this kind of thing at all. Isn't it good to be lazy every day like me? There shouldn't be anything that requires you to go too far Just work hard."

"Help is two-way. When I ask you for help, it also means that you can come to me for help if you have something to do in the future, no matter what it is."

Turning around and walking towards the door, Shibai waved his hand towards the back.

"And besides, now I've been slacking off..."

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The worm of time will always show its fangs quietly, and severely correct those deviant people back to the correct path.

Although due to her own reasons, the overall story of Taketori Monogatari has changed, but for Hiida Rei, she still embarked on her own established path.

In other words, since the day she stepped into the Hakurei Shrine dominated by Mingmeng, her future destiny has already been determined.

With Heka's acquiescence, Hida Ari and Shiki Ehime signed a contract. Starting today, she will help as a special existence in the Hall of Right and Wrong in the underworld for 100 years. He will reincarnate with his own memories, and spend an unknown number of lifetimes to complete the book [Gensokyo Origin].

This path chosen by herself is destined to be extremely long and difficult.

"...In short, that's how things are. Remember to help me supervise Xiao Siji more, help her share the work, and let her not work overtime every day. As for the place where you rest, you can go to the White Jade Tower to rest. You may not be charged rent."

While taking Hida Ari to familiarize himself with the right and wrong hall designed by himself, Shibai said this to the other side.

Although it is said that Hida Ari and other Yan Mo can complete the signing of the contract, but out of his own selfishness, he still made the other party sign the contract with Xiao Siji.

After all, unlike Yan Mo, who has many gods of death to help under his command, Xiao Siji still has only Komachi, a resident lazy god of death, who is still too busy to do things alone. The hard work at work can definitely be reduced a lot.

"...Are you planning to return to this world again?"

During this process, Hida Ali has been quite quiet and did not speak, until the end, she asked this question to the person in front of her.

"Yeah, after all, she hasn't found it yet. But that's all. At worst, I'll keep looking. Anyway, I have time. But who knows that it will cause so much trouble...I'm too difficult."

Raising his head to look at the gray void in the underworld, Shi Bai let out a melancholy sigh.

"By the way, let me tell you one more thing. During the period of time you work in the underworld, you will also be paid. If there is an ordinary proprietress who claims to be from an ordinary mahjong parlor in the future, she will ask you to borrow money." If so, please do not lend her money."

"........."

After a moment of silence, Hieda Rei also raised his head and looked towards the sky.

"It took you so long to find the person you have been looking for, must be a very important existence to you?"

"Yeah, she is indeed a very important existence to me. After all, she has been in charge of so much of my dark history... If I don't find her quickly, I will be very sad when we meet again next time." I'm afraid she will kill me directly with a magic cannon."

Shi Bai let out another melancholy sigh.

"Also, the time I spent looking for her was not too long. She had waited for me for 1000 years before, and now I have made up my mind to spend 1000 years looking for her."

"Don't worry, it won't take you that long."

Turning his head, Hieda Rei smiled at him.

"We will meet again if we are destined. I hope that next time, we can meet in another attitude."

"Another gesture?"

Looking down at his clothes, someone nodded thoughtfully.

"Well... I will probably deliver food to Xiao Siji in three days' time, and then I will come over with a change of clothes."

Hida Ali: "???"

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After returning from the underworld and returning to the real world, before Shibai could adapt to the dizziness during the teleportation between the two worlds, an umbrella with giant eyes and a tongue and a very unique shape appeared. Suddenly it opened in front of him.

At the same time, a voice full of resentment sounded faintly behind him.

"We hate it~"

"........."

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, Shibai turned his head aside.