Being misunderstood by the clerk again, I decided that if I encounter this kind of situation in the future, I must separate my relationship with the monitor!Otherwise, wherever you go, you will be regarded as a perverted mouth! !
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"Uncle, Uncle, how about this dress?"
"..."
"Ah, this one looks good too! Uncle, do you think this one suits me?"
"I say......"
"Or this one? Well, it's really too cold to wear short skirts this season. Do you want to buy a pair of stockings?"
"Can you put on your clothes first and then talk?"
"Ah, I forgot..."
As I literally said, I sighed with a headache.The place where we are now is a place that serves the purpose of serving women's paradise—referred to as the women's clothing area.Maybe it's a coincidence, except for me, I don't see any men here at all, which makes me feel very embarrassed.
Moreover, because there is no reason for other men, Asuna, who I once saw private parts, is quite bold, just wearing underwear and showing me the clothes I like back and forth in the fitting room, which made my cheeks feel hot. where to look.As for the monitor, she has fallen to the ground with a nosebleed, is there any problem?
Before the clerk noticed, I hurriedly pushed Asuna back to the fitting room, and closed the curtain by the way.I will not allow her to appear again in that disrespectful manner until she has changed her clothes.
"Ah, uncle, you can come in, you must die~~"
"Don't worry, change your clothes quickly, don't catch a cold."
"Hee hee, I'm shy, I'm shy!"
Asuna didn't speak from the fitting room anymore, instead she hummed some familiar songs.What is that called, Trail in the Sky?Empty realm?empty, empty...
"The distant horizon shines brightly.
Because somewhere, is hiding you.
The many lights are nostalgic.
Because one of them, with you..."
Ah, I remembered, it's called Sky Castle.Although it is a familiar song, I usually listen to pure music, and this is the first time I have heard the lyrics of a cappella.
...surprisingly, it feels pretty good.
Kneeling down beside the squad leader lying on the ground, I stretched out my hand and patted her cheek lightly a few times, waking her up forcefully.
In a daze, she opened her eyes, and there was still a thin trail of blood hanging under her nose.
"Here is... eh? Uncle?"
"It's rare that you didn't call me an idiot... Take it and wipe the blood, it will be misleading."
"Blood?"
The squad leader who just woke up and still didn't understand the situation was stunned for a while, then his eyes widened suddenly, and he sat up suddenly from the ground.
boom! ——
"It hurts! What are you doing!"
"Blood......"
Ignoring me whose jaw was severely injured, the squad leader touched his nose dully, then looked at his blood-stained palm, his eyes gradually became moist.
"......Eh?"
What, what's the situation! ?It was just a nosebleed, and it was caused by her seeing Asuna's underwear, why did she suddenly start crying! ?
"You actually did that kind of thing to someone while he was in a coma...a ghost! A pervert! A criminal!"
"I didn't do anything right! The only victim is my jaw!?"
"I don't care! My most precious things have been taken away by you! You are responsible for me!"
"That's your nosebleed! Don't confuse it with other strange things! And in the store, how could I commit a crime against you!!!"
"Have you already committed a crime elsewhere!? I don't care, I don't care! You have to be responsible for me! Be responsible! Be responsible!!!"
"Here......!!!"
I almost choked to death on what the monitor's god-like IQ said, and I couldn't say anything to refute her for a long time.Because I found that the eyes of the people around me have already started to gather here, no matter how I explain it, it will only increase the degree of my misunderstanding.
Dongfeng Valley Qianming!So scary! !
"Duang~~~ Shining Asuna is here~~~ What, just kidding!"
Shua~~ the door curtain was pulled open, and what appeared there was Asuna who had already changed her clothes.The brand-new short cotton trousers and jacket matched her unexpectedly well. In order to keep warm, she also specially wore a pair of long black silk cotton socks, which had an indescribable sense of temptation.
When walking, there will be a crisp sound from the boots, full of the breath of a young girl.In short, it is very suitable for her, and if you wear it on the street, you will definitely have a high rate of turning heads.
Hey, now is not the time to talk about your feelings!
"It's just in time, Asuna, your squad leader is crazy again, hurry up and get her back to normal!"
"Huh? Let me see."
Walking out of the fitting room, Asuna squatted in front of the class monitor, looked at me, asked me a few words, and stood up with a helpless expression.
"Ha, this is hopeless. Leave her alone, let's go, uncle. She will follow after a while."
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