Nidhogg Can't Keep Up

"Then, why can't we clean up all the little monsters!" The rebellious Jianguang swept away all the alienated humans on the road, with bloody stumps, and then rushed out dozens of huge red-eyed dogs with saliva dripping from the corners of their mouths.

"...I remember that Fuyuki City doesn't have so many dogs..."

……

"Thank you for your patronage, and I wish you the best of luck in this world." Shouting strange words, Ye You resisted the urge to hit her, put the things into the system space, glared at her, and walked towards the city center.

"Ah la la, seven customers, this month's performance is almost enough."

Sitting bored at the bar and shaking her legs, who would have thought of her twisted body in this cute image of Naiyazi counting her fingers?

"It's a pity that the black king is so rich that he didn't buy it. He was so cautious even though he had never contacted us. It must have been the news from the guild." He jumped off the bar, turned around and pressed a button on the wooden beam of the store. In an instant, The shop the size of a small house becomes a box again.

"Nai Yazi, you talk too much." Suddenly, the man in yellow appeared in front of Nai Yazi without warning.

"Hey, Xiaoha, why do you look like this man again." Naiyazi greeted this warmly.

"You are stupid from watching that anime, why should I become a woman?" The man looked at her dissatisfied, "The live broadcast on the system side is still going on, we are neutral and do not favor any side, but that doesn't mean you can Feel free to change plans."

"Hi hi, I know."

"It's still so perfunctory. It's a mistake for the boss to entrust you with the task."

"Hasn't the boss always been mentally ill? You see, he kills both sides on the one hand, and on the other hand makes us friendly on both sides. It's inconsistent!" Naiyazi spread his hands, and suddenly looked wretched, "Look at it and abandon it. Always chasing others after a fight, what a great love."

"If you say this, no one can protect you." Shaking his head, the man felt helpless at the girl's ability to kill.

"Hey hey hey."

"Hey sister!"

"My sister is in the sky, go and hey her."

"Heaven?" The man looked up and saw a big fireball.

"When did you become sisters with her?"

"just now."

"..." The man looked at the garbage in his eyes, "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, so be careful."

After speaking, the figure disappeared.

"Of course I know this." The blue pupils looked at the sky, reflecting the space crack above the fireball.The two terrifying existences are doing their best, and they are clearly separated by several worlds, but they can also affect this place.

"How many humans are still sleeping? Cthulhu is waiting for you to fall into a dream..."

……

"Just now, I sneezed three times in a row. Someone scolded me, two people mentioned me, and one person said I was handsome, right?"

Nid Hogg was talking to himself in the full-length mirror, and all around him were full-length mirrors.

It seems to be a room made of countless mirrors.

"Wrong answer, reduce 30san"

Talking in front of a mirror is already stupid, and what's even more stupid is that the mirror says you're stupid too.

"Then three people are scolding me!"

"Wrong answer, reduce 12san"

"..." Ned Hogg was silent and pondered for a while, "That's one guy hacking me, one guy scolding me, and two guys mentioning me!"

"The answer is correct, +1S" After the mirror spoke, some of the countless mirrors in the room suddenly shattered.

Is it true that the logic is confusing?

"Second question: If an author has never read the original work, but always knows strange work knowledge, then why is this?"

"Because of reading."

"Wrong, you still have two chances."

"Because of Baidu."

"Wrong, you still have another chance."

"Because he likes to play tricks!"

"Deviation value 0.2154646, pass."

With a bang, another pile of mirrors shattered.

"The third question: An idiot played 300. He was cheated in the first game, cheated himself in the second game, and cheated by the opponent in the third game, but he still lost. Why?"

"..." What the hell!Yakumo Ye in the consciousness space scolded with Lukado.

"Because of the card." Nid Hogg said the most likely conclusion.

"Wrong, you still have another chance."

"..." Ci'ao, didn't the first few times have three chances!Lukado dropped the cup.

"Because... because there is 45 on the opposite side."

"Deviation value 1.21647647, you got a chance."