The Head of the Ming Dynasty Spared His Life

This great artist, in order to eat the best fried dough sticks, stayed at home for three months to study the best recipe for deep-fried dough sticks. This kind of love for Ming food is no one else.

Even Li Shizhen was very moved by Michelangelo's obsession with deep-fried dough sticks, saying that he was not so devoted to medicine

Da Vinci watched the whole battle from a high place, and fell in admiration for Yan Song who won the decisive victory.

Listening to Da Vinci's incoherent words, Yan Song finished talking about how he had gone through all kinds of hardships and came to Daming, and finally figured out the identity of this biographical figure

Mona Lisa's smile?The Mona Lisa, who is famous in history and left a name in history, is regarded as the most beautiful woman in the world for 5000 years, but she is actually an ugly woman?Or an aristocratic lady who likes to hunt for beauty and weighs 200 catties?

Yan Song was speechless for a while

This history, is it too fucked up?

It is said that history is a little girl dressed up by thousands of people. This period of history is so outrageous that it is no longer a little girl, but a good bitch, okay?

Historians, what about your integrity?

To be able to paint this 200-jin heavyweight lady in that way, Da Vinci, your skincare technique is also inhumane, and Yan Song's operation of Da Vinci's famous show is also very condescending.

If Da Vinci was born 500 years later, he could be a plastic surgery expert, or he could invent a beauty app or something. With his understanding of beauty and art, he has not yet become the beauty god that women are crazy about

Even the 200-jin Mona Lisa can be beautified by him as the most beautiful woman in the ages. This guy's aesthetic attainments are a bit scary.

But thinking of Da Vinci's great contribution to the Renaissance, Yan Song was a little excited

The Renaissance he is now promoting in Ming Dynasty just lacks a leader.

Shengton and Shakespeare are all great figures, but when it comes to the Renaissance, Leonardo da Vinci himself is the leading master. Now even Da Vinci, who was slightly earlier than the Jiajing era, has come to Daming. It can be seen that the Renaissance occurred in Ming Dynasty is the inevitable trend of history.

"Very good. You can stay at the Daming Academy of Sciences. This pavilion has appointed you as the dean of the Art Academy

Yan Song remained calm, and withdrew his hand from the overly enthusiastic Da Vinci

He was keenly aware that this Da Vinci seemed to be overly enthusiastic about himself, and he spoke with a voice.

Could it be?

Yan Song thinks of the European aristocratic high society of this era, where love between men and men seems to be prevalent, and thinks that Da Vinci did not marry a wife in history, and there are various rumors that he is a

Back to the mountains.

Yan Song felt a chill

I have to say that Yan Song absolutely has two sets of standards and a double life.

To the queen of Zhanxi who is also a lesbian, Yan Song is full of joy, and secretly secretly YY in his heart, can he use Tang Lianer to play a long line to catch big fish, and catch Bai Yi? Mermaid queen, come and kill two bandits

As for Da Vinci, who is suspected of being a man with a mountain back, Yan Song has all kinds of suspicions.

Although Yan Song respected the other party's genius and aesthetic attainments, but to the king?Thank you for being sensitive, stay away

This pavilion is old, not 533.

Uncle Da Vinci, no appointment.We do not date!

It's the beautiful Indian queen Baihehe, this one can be had.I don't mind leaving a seed in India

(Da Vinci cried and fainted in the toilet: You can't be too strict!)

After Yan Song settled Da Vinci, he suddenly saw the pirate with a cynical smile behind him.

Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack Spyro?

Yan Song looked puzzled: "Why are you here?"

Captain Jack wobbled, twisted his waist, pinched his orchid fingers, and walked up to Yan Song with a smile on his face, as if he wanted to give this old friend a warm hug

But the next second, everyone was shocked

Because Captain Jack suddenly thumped, knelt down in front of Yan Song, hugged Yan Song's thigh, and cried loudly: "Mr. Yan Song, you have to make the decision for me. I am desperate to die.

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A wave of operations is as fierce as a tiger

So caught off guard, kneel down and hug my thigh?

Yan Song felt MMP in his heart, so he had to push him up and smiled awkwardly: "Hey, you have something to say. Since the last time we parted, what happened?

Chapter 2256 Captain Jack is a big fool [4]

Captain Jack wiped his snot and frustration on Yan Song's trousers. Yan Song frowned in disgust but refused to say anything. He kept asking Yan Song to agree to help him with one thing.

Yan Song was disgusted by Captain Jack, but he couldn't get rid of the entanglement of this disgusting pirate. Fortunately, he also knew that although Captain Jack was usually unruly, he was not a fool.Going to the Three Treasure Hall for nothing, it seems that he really has something to ask himself, and he can only agree temporarily.

All right, all right, as long as your request is not excessive and not against the law, I can agree to it.

Yan Song said lightly

straight? "Captain Jack opened his teary eyes as if he had received an amnesty, and immediately burst into laughter, and the smoke disappeared. This face-changing kung fu is even better than that of a Beijing opera singer."

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The upper body of the actor, graduated from the Academy of Drama, right?