I Am Liked by Non-human Beings and Surrounded by Barrage

Jia Luo heard that the other party answered the phone, and when he was about to speak, he suddenly heard the roar of artillery fire from the opposite side, and his face suddenly became speechless: "...can you explain, what the hell is this? "

The panicked voice of the high priest of the Heavenly Court came from the phone: "Grandma Tian, ​​I can finally call you... The sun suddenly disappeared just now, and the odd-numbered faction and the even-numbered faction started fighting."

"Uh...the disappearance of the sun doesn't matter to them." Jia Luo had expected that the two factions would fight, but he didn't understand where the logic was.

The high priest of Tianshangyuan hurriedly explained: "No, isn't Grandma Tian the sky? Isn't there a sun in the sky? Grandma is also the sun god that day. If the sun disappears, isn't Grandma Tian angry? Grandma Tian is furious." Isn’t the reason why the odd-number faction (even-number faction) made a mistake, so the two sides fought again.”

Then, Jia Luo simply said something directly and asked the leaders of the two factions to answer the phone.

What is the wrath of God!

What does it mean that God called and cursed in a panic.

The two commanders understood on the spot, not only did they understand, their faces turned pale with fright.

If this were placed in other denominations, there might be a great flood from the sky.

The two factions soon went back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers, and they all dispersed.

Jia Luo hung up the phone with tears streaming down his face.

Why, when encountering such a thing, other cult members started to hold mobilization meetings to agitate the people, while his broken sect began to seize the last minute and every second to fight among themselves.

This gap is too fucking big.

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In the evening, Jia Luo deliberately cooked a few good dishes. Apart from the fact that Her Majesty the Queen came to be a guest, another reason was to comfort the Onmyoji girl.

When the disaster field collapsed, Shi Jingyudou disappeared, and the fist of the holy monk couldn't kill anyone. Maybe he fell into some space-time gap, and he was completely dead.

After all, not everyone can survive the space-time crack.

Jia Luo called Yukinoshita together, and told her the matter briefly. Of course, Jia Luo also did not say that Shi Jing Yuto was the brother of the Onmyoji girl, but said that he was stimulated by the illusion of the demon up.

Anyway, Shi Jingyou's fight to the death has no proof, so it's just a matter of Jia Luo's opening his mouth.

After dinner, Jia Luo returned to the bedroom, and suddenly looked at Mr. Ke in the fish tank in surprise, and even moved slightly.

Ke always wake up? !

He immediately leaned forward and fished Mr. Ke out of the fish tank.

The little guy's black beads squeezed out of his green skin, as if blinking.

And what caught its eyes was numbness.

As soon as he woke up, he saw Mama by his side. Not to mention how happy the little guy was, he immediately flew up and circled around Jia Luo happily.

And looking at this little guy who didn't know how much trouble he had caused, and was so happy on his own, Jia Luo also showed a "happy" smile on his face.

It's just that that smile, let alone a little guy, even the gentlemen in the audience looked a little timid.

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"It's just a baby..."

"Well, I don't know how old the child is."

"Protagonist, what are you doing to Mr. Ke, you forgot that it is your own flesh and blood!"

"Break the bones and connect the tendons!"

"My dear daughter, my mother wants to hurt me, but my son won't wait for me!"

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Jia Luo waved his hand, "Tiger poison doesn't even eat children... um—"

"——What the hell am I talking about! I was misled by you."

The little guy who just woke up finally noticed that Ma Ma seemed very angry, and the little guy froze immediately, looking at Jia Luo suspiciously.

Why is Ma Ma so angry?

Could it be that someone made Ma Ma angry?

Things immediately swirled around in Boss Ke's mind.

Although I don't know why Ma Ma is angry, but in the little guy's head, he doesn't feel that he has done anything wrong.

On the contrary, it still remembers that it was good before going to bed, whether it will put the food in the refrigerator, or it will take the initiative to find something to eat in the refrigerator, and there is no need to bother Mama to feed itself.

Mama should be happy.

Since it wasn't me who made Ma Ma angry, the little guy immediately understood that it must be something other guy did that made Ma Ma unhappy.

The little guy immediately became angry as well, circling around Jia Luo angrily, his tentacles stretched into tiny undetectable muscles.

It seems that I can't wait to find someone who makes Ma Ma unhappy, and I am talking about it while wandering around.

"Mama...is angry...President Ke...is also angry...President Ke...is unhappy...President Ke...will hit someone..."

Jia Luo froze for a moment, and after watching it for a long time, he realized what Ke was always doing.

Although Mr. Ke is a bit naughty, he is a good boy!

I know it hurts my mother... Bah, it's my father.

But it's a pity that this Jia Luo has already realized that Mr. Ke's common sense education is urgent.

Otherwise, Ke will only evolve farther and farther on the path of a bear child.

In the end, he became the god of bear children... What kind of ghost is this, why does it feel like a low-pitched sky-shattering feeling.

In short, we just can't let Mr. Ke go on free-ranging like this.

"Mr. Ke, from today onwards, I won't be able to study anymore, so I will stay at home and teach you common sense."

Gallo sighed softly.

"After all, you are not an ordinary child. Other children are more aggressive, and at most smash cultural relics and antiques, Porsche Lamborghinis and the like. If you are more arrogant, the earth does not know how long it will last."

Jia Luo's intentions are really good. As for the class that he promised the female reporter before, he can only put it aside at this time.

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"It's the first time I've seen someone who said skipping class is so great, squinting..."

"I still think it makes sense?"

"Skip class, invincible."

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The audience members also looked stunned, it was the first time they saw a class being skipped for such a reason.

Mr. Ke didn't quite understand what common sense is, but he still showed an innocent and happy look: "Common sense... learn common sense..."

Of course, being so happy now is like an ordinary child going to school for the first time, elated.

What will happen after that is unknown.

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Author's message:

ps1, the two chapters add up to 5k, well, I changed a thousand words

Chapter 530 Seven

Jia Luo then asked Mr. Ke why he went to the wilderness.

Unexpectedly, Boss Ke happily circled around Jia Luo, yelling, "Ma Ma... President Ke opened the refrigerator..."

Jia Luo was stunned for a long time before he understood what Ke always meant by the refrigerator.

This little guy actually regarded Fuye as a refrigerator, and Dirty as frozen ingredients.

"Mr. Ke...you can open the refrigerator by yourself...find something to eat..." Seeing that he could show off in front of Ma Ma, Mr. Ke waved his tentacles happily, looking great.

"Then what brought the demon king to the wilderness?" Jia Luo broke out in cold sweat, and after he understood the truth, he suddenly felt that the demon king was pitiful.

"Demon... Zun?"

Xiao Ke walked around with a puzzled face, and then immediately remembered that Ma Ma seemed to be the blue thing Mozun.

Oh, so that delicious one is called Mozun.

In this way, Master Mozun is regarded as the same ingredient name as mushrooms. Even in the mind of the little guy, there may still be a large piece of land in the world where Mozun grows, and the endless blue flames.

The little guy looks smug (don’t ask Jia Luo how he can see the smugness from the face of an octopus, the other party has his tentacles on his waist, how can he not see it, and I don’t know where this little guy learned it Come on, look at this little guy frightened):

"Ma Ma... forgot... to put it in the refrigerator... Mr. Ke put it..."

Seeing the other party's expression of praise, Jia Luo was so angry that he almost couldn't breathe.

"Huo Ye is not a refrigerator, and the Demon Lord is not something to eat. I have said the latter many times."

Jia Luo hated iron for being weak and said.

Mr. Ke's small eyes were wide open, as if... he didn't understand.

Jia Luo sighed, teaching Mr. Ke common sense is a step-by-step job.

You can't think that you can teach at the speed of light in three days, let alone force-feed education indiscriminately.

Mr. Ke must understand from the bottom of his heart the meaning of human production activities and daily behaviors.

To be honest, this is a bit difficult. After all, common sense is not taught in many cases, but is learned from watching parents or people around them in the process of growing up.

"As the saying goes, precepts and deeds, not only what you say, but also the impact you have on your children."

Jia Luo was thinking about how to teach Mr. Ke common sense, and at the same time, he said everything he thought of and discussed it with the audience. After all, a person's wisdom is limited.

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