A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

Li Jianan: Oh?Brother, I am also reading, how about reading together? (Looking through Dream of the White Chamber)

Xiao Wu: Did you get auditory hallucinations in the recent exam...how did I hear someone say they want to touch their chests?

Shaman: It's not an auditory hallucination, I heard it too... This is a big deal!Do you touch men's breasts too?

Drink porridge: shut up, shaman, didn't you hear that it's a young lady?Are you a chicken-feathered young lady?You castrated your penis to me!

Ye Yu: Then pinch the swollen bra, put on women's clothing, and send it to compensated dating, perfect!

Sister Fa: Then... want to try sister's?

Le Luo: Sister Fa hinted at...

Quincy: That's clearly explicit.

Big Whale: The surname is Bai, so hurry up!

Ling Dao: This is a pit and I plan to jump into it. It's really positive enough.

Li Jianan: I just want to remind Brother Bai not to turn into a breast-touching madman on the spur of the moment. If you go to the street to grope a young lady's breasts, you will be invited away to drink tea.

Bei Gao: You think too much. If he really wants to touch it, the heroes all over the world line up to let him do it.

Shaman: Then Beigao ranks first?

Bei Gao: Ananda, are you interested in meeting the shaman for tea?You will be reimbursed for the full cost.

Difficult to travel: Roar!I haven't had paid time off in ages, and I've saved months of vacation!

Shaman: Brother, I was wrong!I was wrong!I was wrong!forgive me! (retract previous sentence)

Ye Yu: I took a screenshot (uploaded to the group album)

Drinking porridge: I am still curious about what kind of stimulation he received to touch his chest.

Bai Jue: [I was just affected by the turmoil in puberty, and I was a little angry. I wanted to touch the young lady's breasts, but I didn't have a good partner. If there is any young lady who can tolerate me, it would be great, so... ...give me a young lady, thank you]

Bei Gao: Seriously... I recommend Princess Xiuning, she has big breasts.

Quincy: It looks serious...I recommend Heroes from Kyushu Island. Himiko is good, with big breasts, and Uesugi Kenshin is also good, with big breasts.

Big Whale: I recommend Mary.

Bai Jue: [The big whale was pulled out and killed... Also, I like those with big breasts, not just for my own desires, but for studying the mysteries of the human body!This is a great cause, I just need a little help]

Drink porridge: the mystery of the human body is okay, otherwise, if you come to Jixia, there will be an anatomy class at the doctor's house, allowing you to see every fiber, every muscle, every blood vessel... and every platelet in detail.

Big Whale: Give me the platelets, give you the macrophages, I just want loli, thank you...

Ling Dao: This big whale has been bled a lot... just to see the platelets.

Le Luo: Last time Ling Dao secretly licked blood and said 'this is my wife', I saw it.

Sister Fa: Jixia Yanjing again?If he went again, he was afraid that Yanjing City would be demolished.

Ling Dao: Yes, the last time I went to Kyushu Island, Kyushu Island almost sank on the spot. This time I went to Yinglun, and Yinglun was almost blown up by the Anti-Heroic Spirits.

Le Luo: It got us involved both times... Just thinking about it makes my tooth hurt.

Shaman: Yes, it's really lively...

Bai Jue: [Shaman, I want to treat you to tea too]

Shaman: Meow meow? ? ?What am I doing wrong again?

Quincy: Big boss killer... I don't want to meet the shaman in my life, bye bye!Touch me, I'll never come up with an SSR for the rest of my life.

Beigao: (sit away disgusted)

Big Whale: In a world full of bosses, you, Mengxin, are the only one who can restrain them. I think it's okay.

Ling Dao: There is another embarrassing thing.

Le Luo: Shame, shame!

Li Jianan: But this is shameful... the engagement is over, and we will be married in a few years (the smile fades away, and the murderous intent moves in my heart)

Difficulty traveling: I can't stand it anymore!These words really poked a sore spot in my heart, I want to touch Miss Sister's chest too!

Xiao Wu: But Ananda, don’t you have a fiancée?

Drink porridge: What, aren’t you single? (Stunned)

Drink porridge: You have been cheating our feelings! (Rise up against the case, go home and rub your hands!)

Difficulty traveling: I am not!I do not have!No... I seem to really have it, the baby is coming.

Shaman: This is so infuriating!I don't even have a girlfriend, why do you all seem to be assigned a bag!

Ye Yu: People in the Shenzhou Empire are like this. This group of people are keen on arranged marriages and matched blind dates... That is to say, but I have been working here for so long, why can no one come to me and tell me a partner? ?

Li Jianan: ...Why didn't you count 13 in your heart?You took away your pillow and the table full of young girl figurines for me!

Sister Fa: It's too real... I'm just like Ling Dao.

Lingdao: Sister Fa, I don’t have any figures on the table, not a single one, and I don’t buy pillows either.

Sister Fa: But you hand-painted the picture of Le Luo Nianghua yourself, and passed it on to your colleagues for comment. Everyone said that they couldn't refuse.