Let's Laugh at This Beautiful Day

"Very well, the deal is concluded... For the sake of this can of drink, I can answer your three questions at most."

Three is it... that's okay, let's get started.

"Suck--"

First question, what color is the underwear you are wearing now?

"Pfft—cough, cough!...What a strange question!"

This is the most popular question with the most votes after we send out the questionnaire?Sarah, please answer Gabriel, after all, you got paid first.

"Who would say that, bastard! How could someone tell the color of their underwear with just a bottle of drink!"

Eh?But there are people who spend 10 yuan to sell morals. The color of underwear is nothing, right?

"Don't look at me that way for granted, okay?! Is there no such thing as equivalent exchange in your dictionary!"

Oh, that is to say, if you want to know the color of Gabriel-san's panties, do you have to exchange two cans of drinks?

"It's too cheap?! By the way, don't keep holding on to the color of your underwear, okay! Are you here for an interview or for sex, harassment, and harassment! Beat you, bastard!"

Eh, of course you are here for an interview?

"Then change to a more serious question! Or I'll just leave?"

Alright, alright, student Gabriel, please stay calm, let me take a look at the questionnaire...Okay, next is this question.

"I have a bad feeling..."

——May I ask if the underwear you are wearing now is white?

"I'm not thinking about it at all, you guy—forget it, I'm leaving, so I'll just accept the drink."

Okay—well, it does look like it's white.

"Stop writing for me—"

I have obtained very valuable interview materials, and the next one is next.

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"Oh? Interview?... Kukuku, ignorant and ignorant mortals! I want to use interviews to find out my weaknesses and find opportunities to defeat me, the great demon—Satanikia Hutazawa McDowell Is that right? Very well, I appreciate your courage—come on! Just ask! I give you a chance to challenge, don’t let me down! Hahahaha—”

He really deserves to be the school's famous idiot with secondary illness, this kind of aura is just different.

"Is this a compliment to me? Heh heh, yes, you just submit to my fierce tiger-like aura like this! Don't worry, I'm not interested in weak humans, and I won't hunt you!"

OK, so let's start with the first question.

"Don't ignore me!"

——Please confirm Goldbach's conjecture.

"...Clam, clam? What do you think?"

Goldbach guessed.

"Brother, brother's eight rivers?"

It's Goldbach's conjecture... Well, if you can't, then I can only write you as an idiot under your personality traits.

"Wait, wait, I haven't heard of this... Is it a very simple question?"

Ah, that's right, it's a common sense question that everyone knows, doesn't Satania know?

"Uh... no, wait, I know, I'll tell you, I must know, it's just too simple and I can't remember it for a while—ah! I remembered!"

Oh? ...Does she really know something?

"——I just remembered that I still have pineapple buns to eat! I'm leaving now. Let's talk about it next time when we have an interview! Goodbye!"

Ahhh, she escaped... But it doesn't matter, her characteristics are already very obvious, so just replace her with another one!

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"Ala, ala...Miss reporter, Sa-chan and the others are really taken care of by you!"

Scary... Raphael, when did you appear behind me?

"Huh? At the beginning?"

Right from the beginning...that is, when you were interviewing Vinette-san, you were watching from the sidelines, right?

"Yes, I just walked over involuntarily when I smelled something interesting, and the result really didn't disappoint me wwwwww"

I didn't feel a breath at all... There is actually someone who can be more elusive than me in "The Bata of Yatengu"... I really deserve to be the legendary "Shaking S Angel" Rafael-san.

"Although I don't think that nickname has anything to do with ecstasy, thank you for your compliment... That, Hata-san, right?"

Yes, just call me Hata.

"Are you going to interview me next?"

That's right, in order.

"Really? That's how it is~fufufu, that's how it is~"

What about the weird laugh... So, are you ready for the interview, Raphael?