Pirate: My partner is too crooked
Chapter 36
"I said boss, this is your signboard hanging outside, right? We are all Akusis, can't we eat here for free?
Smophis stood in place, looked at the fist in front of him, and let out a playful sneer.
The first time he entered the door, he saw the sign hanging in a super conspicuous position, so he took it off.
Lin Zhi carefully looked at the signboard in the other party's hand, and when he saw the cute and loving expression on the last face, his blood pressure instantly soared.
The corners of his mouth twitched wildly, and while he kept greeting Akuya with national essences in his heart, he was also struggling with whether to take down these two hundred and five captains first.
"This signboard is indeed hung out by us."
Lin Zhi withdrew his fist hovering over the other party's head and let out a long sigh.
"In that case, then we who believe in Lord Akuya can leave."
Pirate Captain Smophius casually flicked the signboard in his hand at Lin Zhi's feet, waved his hand, and beckoned the younger brothers to turn and leave.
Just a few steps away, he turned back and said with a smug face, "Oh yes, the meat and wine you have here, the taste Laozi is very satisfied, and I will come back next time."
"Hahahaha!" The pirate brother laughed again.
"I just said that this sign is ours and didn't let you go, did I?"
After recovering from Akuya's pitting operation, Lin Zhi shouted in a deep voice to the pirates who were leaving.
"Oh? In other words, do you want to talk or not?
Smophis stopped, turned around slowly, and stared at Lin Zhi with fierce eyes full of scars.
"Tell me about it, the teachings of Acusis."
Lin Zhi bent down to pick up the signboard on the ground, and said expressionlessly, "You can't be a believer and don't even know what the teachings are, right?"
Hearing this, the expressions of Smophius and the pirate brother were stunned.
They are just burning and looting pirates in this sea, where do they know what the Akusis sect is?
Smophis' eyes turned, and just as he wanted to speak, he was interrupted by Lin Zhi's voice: "If you forget, then I don't mind starting with you."
"As long as the Axis is serious, they can do anything, we are people who can do it, even if we don't do it well, don't blame us, what is the blame?"
Smophis was confused by this paragraph, thought for a few seconds, and casually found a normal statement: "Strange, blame those who dare to obstruct."
"It's the world! Of course, it's the world's fault that you didn't do well!!
In the corner, Akuya, who didn't know what kind of violent beating she was about to usher in, pointed at Smophis' nose and couldn't help shouting, "How can a guy like you who dares to face reality be a believer in this goddess!"
For the Acusis sectarians, she is a goddess with great tolerance, but these guys who cheat and cheat in the name of Acusis in front of them are absolutely unforgivable!
"Dependents of water, holy water generation!" The
angry Akuya raised her arm, surrounded by water jets, and a light blue light array lit up under her feet.
After gaining the trust of the villagers of Windmill Village, her casting speed has also become much faster. The
pirates led by Smophius looked confused, and before they could react, the magic array that appeared above their heads fell into a torrential water!
Boom!
The sudden flood washed away the pirates who could not be prevented, but fortunately there were entrance and exit doors on both sides of the restaurant on the first floor, so as not to be completely submerged.
After the flood, there was a mess. The
pirates who were scattered in formation were all over the restaurant, and two people were directly rushed out of the gate and fell into the sea outside.
"Actually, it is possible to make this level of water! You guy, difficult, is it the legendary Devil Fruit Ability?!
After all, Smophius was the leader of the gang, who had dealt with the sea for many years, and soon gained a foothold and was the first to recover from the dizziness of being washed by the water.
Thinking of the various terrifying rumors about the Devil Fruit Ability, the ferocity on Smophis' face suddenly dissipated.
He is not one of those sea thieves with a strong heart, and he will naturally be afraid when he encounters something incomprehensible.
"I, I'll pay you back..." As soon as
he was about to say how to pay back, a fist emitting a faint black light slammed into the side and slammed into the side of his face.
Burst!
As a small pirate who can't get famous in the weakest East China Sea, where did Smophis get a fist covered with armed colors?
What's more, this punch was still thrown by Lin Zhi in the state of Akuya's attribute improvement!
So, strong dizziness and pain rushed to the brain, Smophius lay on the ground and struggled convulsively, and then tilted his head and fainted on the spot. After all, the gap in the
bounty is there, and in terms of the ability to resist fighting, this guy is not even as good as the mountain thief Sigeri Bear!
Lin Zhi clapped his hands and looked away from the unconscious Smophius and looked at the other pirates.
"This pirate doesn't give money for food, so he stays here to work to pay off his debts, what is your relationship with him?" He asked knowingly. The
Double Machete Pirate Group only captain Smophius was rewarded, and it was not worth half a penny to arrest these little brothers, wasting place.
Instead of this, it is better to get the meal money back from them and make money at both ends.
"No, it's okay, big brother spare your life, I don't know this bastard at all!"
"Yes! Right! This damn guy forcibly caught us on the pirate ship, we were all forced!
"The meal money will be paid back to you now, please forgive us for the offense we just made."
......
In the face of the restaurant owner who knocked out the boss with one punch, and the suspected legendary Devil Fruit ability, where would the pirate brother who has never seen anything big in the world dare to resist?
After quickly dissociating himself from his boss, he groped his body in a sloppy manner, taking out all the valuable things to settle the debt.
Lin Zhi did not refuse, and waved his hand after pocketing the treasure: "Okay, this sea restaurant is very particular about the rules, and those who want to leave can leave if they give money."
"Thank you boss, thank you boss!" The pirate brothers are grateful.
Just as they were shivering, they turned around and were about to leave, when they bumped into two companions who had just been swept into the sea by the water.
"His grandmother's, dare to flush us with water, boss, it seems that we must give these two fools a little color and recognize their positioning!"
"I definitely have to let them see, Lao Tzu's knife is not mowing grass!"
The two pirate brothers carried bright machetes, their eyes were fierce, and they rushed in murderously.
Thereupon......
The two groups of people stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
A minute later.
The two with blue noses and swollen faces finally recognized their positioning and obediently paid for it.
Just like that, the group walked out of the restaurant trembling.
"Wait."
A word from behind made their nerves tense instantly, and they stood in place and did not dare to move.
Lin Zhi's gaze swept over the terrified pirate little brother one by one, and finally stopped on one of them.
"I'm a little curious, your knife is not used to cut grass, what is it for?" The
pirate little brother who was being watched closely was screaming, completely without the ferocious ruthlessness just now.
"Picking, tooth-picking, big brother, I used this knife to pick teeth..."
"So that's the case, thank you for borrowing it for me."
Hearing this, Lin Zhi nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "So few, thank you for your patronage, come often when you have time." Come
often you paralyzed! The freed
pirate brothers ran out of the restaurant as soon as they slipped out of their cigarettes and climbed back into their boats in a panic. The pirate
ship flying the skull pirate flag fell into the desert and fled, forming an incomparably sharp contrast with the arrogance and domineering that just came!
"Lin Zhi Lin Zhi, how much is this guy worth? This time, it can't be said that this goddess didn't contribute, right?
Akuya, who didn't know what she was about to face, came forward with interest and rubbed her little hands excitedly.
"Let's not say how much it's worth."
Lin Zhi glanced at the signboards scattered on the ground, his face was calm, and his voice was also calm.
"Akuya, let me ask you a question first."
"Huh? What problem?
"1000-7, how much is it?"
Smophis stood in place, looked at the fist in front of him, and let out a playful sneer.
The first time he entered the door, he saw the sign hanging in a super conspicuous position, so he took it off.
Lin Zhi carefully looked at the signboard in the other party's hand, and when he saw the cute and loving expression on the last face, his blood pressure instantly soared.
The corners of his mouth twitched wildly, and while he kept greeting Akuya with national essences in his heart, he was also struggling with whether to take down these two hundred and five captains first.
"This signboard is indeed hung out by us."
Lin Zhi withdrew his fist hovering over the other party's head and let out a long sigh.
"In that case, then we who believe in Lord Akuya can leave."
Pirate Captain Smophius casually flicked the signboard in his hand at Lin Zhi's feet, waved his hand, and beckoned the younger brothers to turn and leave.
Just a few steps away, he turned back and said with a smug face, "Oh yes, the meat and wine you have here, the taste Laozi is very satisfied, and I will come back next time."
"Hahahaha!" The pirate brother laughed again.
"I just said that this sign is ours and didn't let you go, did I?"
After recovering from Akuya's pitting operation, Lin Zhi shouted in a deep voice to the pirates who were leaving.
"Oh? In other words, do you want to talk or not?
Smophis stopped, turned around slowly, and stared at Lin Zhi with fierce eyes full of scars.
"Tell me about it, the teachings of Acusis."
Lin Zhi bent down to pick up the signboard on the ground, and said expressionlessly, "You can't be a believer and don't even know what the teachings are, right?"
Hearing this, the expressions of Smophius and the pirate brother were stunned.
They are just burning and looting pirates in this sea, where do they know what the Akusis sect is?
Smophis' eyes turned, and just as he wanted to speak, he was interrupted by Lin Zhi's voice: "If you forget, then I don't mind starting with you."
"As long as the Axis is serious, they can do anything, we are people who can do it, even if we don't do it well, don't blame us, what is the blame?"
Smophis was confused by this paragraph, thought for a few seconds, and casually found a normal statement: "Strange, blame those who dare to obstruct."
"It's the world! Of course, it's the world's fault that you didn't do well!!
In the corner, Akuya, who didn't know what kind of violent beating she was about to usher in, pointed at Smophis' nose and couldn't help shouting, "How can a guy like you who dares to face reality be a believer in this goddess!"
For the Acusis sectarians, she is a goddess with great tolerance, but these guys who cheat and cheat in the name of Acusis in front of them are absolutely unforgivable!
"Dependents of water, holy water generation!" The
angry Akuya raised her arm, surrounded by water jets, and a light blue light array lit up under her feet.
After gaining the trust of the villagers of Windmill Village, her casting speed has also become much faster. The
pirates led by Smophius looked confused, and before they could react, the magic array that appeared above their heads fell into a torrential water!
Boom!
The sudden flood washed away the pirates who could not be prevented, but fortunately there were entrance and exit doors on both sides of the restaurant on the first floor, so as not to be completely submerged.
After the flood, there was a mess. The
pirates who were scattered in formation were all over the restaurant, and two people were directly rushed out of the gate and fell into the sea outside.
"Actually, it is possible to make this level of water! You guy, difficult, is it the legendary Devil Fruit Ability?!
After all, Smophius was the leader of the gang, who had dealt with the sea for many years, and soon gained a foothold and was the first to recover from the dizziness of being washed by the water.
Thinking of the various terrifying rumors about the Devil Fruit Ability, the ferocity on Smophis' face suddenly dissipated.
He is not one of those sea thieves with a strong heart, and he will naturally be afraid when he encounters something incomprehensible.
"I, I'll pay you back..." As soon as
he was about to say how to pay back, a fist emitting a faint black light slammed into the side and slammed into the side of his face.
Burst!
As a small pirate who can't get famous in the weakest East China Sea, where did Smophis get a fist covered with armed colors?
What's more, this punch was still thrown by Lin Zhi in the state of Akuya's attribute improvement!
So, strong dizziness and pain rushed to the brain, Smophius lay on the ground and struggled convulsively, and then tilted his head and fainted on the spot. After all, the gap in the
bounty is there, and in terms of the ability to resist fighting, this guy is not even as good as the mountain thief Sigeri Bear!
Lin Zhi clapped his hands and looked away from the unconscious Smophius and looked at the other pirates.
"This pirate doesn't give money for food, so he stays here to work to pay off his debts, what is your relationship with him?" He asked knowingly. The
Double Machete Pirate Group only captain Smophius was rewarded, and it was not worth half a penny to arrest these little brothers, wasting place.
Instead of this, it is better to get the meal money back from them and make money at both ends.
"No, it's okay, big brother spare your life, I don't know this bastard at all!"
"Yes! Right! This damn guy forcibly caught us on the pirate ship, we were all forced!
"The meal money will be paid back to you now, please forgive us for the offense we just made."
......
In the face of the restaurant owner who knocked out the boss with one punch, and the suspected legendary Devil Fruit ability, where would the pirate brother who has never seen anything big in the world dare to resist?
After quickly dissociating himself from his boss, he groped his body in a sloppy manner, taking out all the valuable things to settle the debt.
Lin Zhi did not refuse, and waved his hand after pocketing the treasure: "Okay, this sea restaurant is very particular about the rules, and those who want to leave can leave if they give money."
"Thank you boss, thank you boss!" The pirate brothers are grateful.
Just as they were shivering, they turned around and were about to leave, when they bumped into two companions who had just been swept into the sea by the water.
"His grandmother's, dare to flush us with water, boss, it seems that we must give these two fools a little color and recognize their positioning!"
"I definitely have to let them see, Lao Tzu's knife is not mowing grass!"
The two pirate brothers carried bright machetes, their eyes were fierce, and they rushed in murderously.
Thereupon......
The two groups of people stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
A minute later.
The two with blue noses and swollen faces finally recognized their positioning and obediently paid for it.
Just like that, the group walked out of the restaurant trembling.
"Wait."
A word from behind made their nerves tense instantly, and they stood in place and did not dare to move.
Lin Zhi's gaze swept over the terrified pirate little brother one by one, and finally stopped on one of them.
"I'm a little curious, your knife is not used to cut grass, what is it for?" The
pirate little brother who was being watched closely was screaming, completely without the ferocious ruthlessness just now.
"Picking, tooth-picking, big brother, I used this knife to pick teeth..."
"So that's the case, thank you for borrowing it for me."
Hearing this, Lin Zhi nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "So few, thank you for your patronage, come often when you have time." Come
often you paralyzed! The freed
pirate brothers ran out of the restaurant as soon as they slipped out of their cigarettes and climbed back into their boats in a panic. The pirate
ship flying the skull pirate flag fell into the desert and fled, forming an incomparably sharp contrast with the arrogance and domineering that just came!
"Lin Zhi Lin Zhi, how much is this guy worth? This time, it can't be said that this goddess didn't contribute, right?
Akuya, who didn't know what she was about to face, came forward with interest and rubbed her little hands excitedly.
"Let's not say how much it's worth."
Lin Zhi glanced at the signboards scattered on the ground, his face was calm, and his voice was also calm.
"Akuya, let me ask you a question first."
"Huh? What problem?
"1000-7, how much is it?"
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