Look down on security? Little Iron Fist is here!

Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School, at the school gate.

Li Sisi wore a pair of sunglasses and stood against the wall behind him.

Her tall and graceful figure immediately attracted the fiery attention of the male parents who came to pick up the students.

"Dad, what are you looking at with that look?"

"Dad is looking at the legs, ahhhhh

"But pull down, I've been standing for more than a minute, your eyes haven't stopped on that sister, I'll tell my mother when I get home."

"Special, look! Also look! Or you will live with her!

"Wife, what's wrong, woo-woo, suck ~~~ good legs..."

Zhang Wei, you look for death, wait to go home and kneel on the washboard! Li

Sisi didn't know, just because she went to this station today, it suddenly made countless families jump tonight.

At this moment, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke walked out of the school.

When Li Sisi saw Liu Damao, his eyes immediately lit up, and he greeted with a smile: "Damao

!"

Liu Damao was stunned when he heard this, and looked at the sound, his face was dazed: "You are?"

Li Sisi ran to his side with a smile and patted him on the shoulder:

"You don't know me anymore? I hugged you when you were a child." "

Hugged me as a child?

Liu Damao looked up and down, and couldn't help but be surprised.

This sister looks quite young, but she didn't expect it to be so big?

Although he still didn't recognize it, Liu Damao still pretended to recognize it, and said with a warm smile:

"Oh~~~ It turns out to be you, good aunt!"

"Auntie!?"

The smile on Li Sisi's face suddenly stiffened.

Li Xiaoke next to him shook his head speechlessly:

"Look at you, you can't speak at all, how can this be called an aunt, her accent is the northeast Nagada drop, you have to be called an aunt."

Saying that, he smiled at Li Sisi and greeted:

"Hello aunt, I am Liu Damao's friend Li Xiaoke."

Li Sisi's eyes suddenly became murderous at this moment, and he squeezed the shoulders of the two of them with a smile on his face and asked

, "I will give you another chance to reorganize the language, what do you call me?"

Feeling this strong murderous aura, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke's bodies suddenly stirred, and they couldn't help shrinking their necks, and whispered with some fear

: "Big, aunt?"

Bang bang!!

Li Sisi was so angry that he directly gave the two of them a blow in the brain.

This really echoes the old saying

, where there is a crouching dragon, there must be a phoenix!

Li Sisi took off his sunglasses speechlessly:

"I am Qin Yu's cousin, Li Sisi."

When Liu Damao heard this, he suddenly recalled it, and said with a look of surprise:

"It turned out to be Sister Sisi!"

"I said how this aunt in front of me looks older than other aunts."

"Ahhh, I mean the other aunts look younger than you!"

"No, I mean you're older than the other aunts!"

Li Sisi: (╬ ̄皿 ̄)

Bang!

"You better shut up!" Li Sisi gave him another slap with an angry look, and then continued to ask

, "By the way, what about Qin Yu, why didn't he come out with you?"

"Oh~ he, go to the bedroom Rum."

"What Rum?" Li Sisi looked confused.

"Bedroom Rum."

"What does that mean?" Li Sisi was directly confused.

"That's what it means in English." Liu Damao shook his head and said, "Sister Sisi, thanks to you, you are still a high-achieving student of Dijing University, and you don't even know such simple English words. The

corners of Li Sisi's mouth twitched slightly, just your big stubble pronunciation, who can understand it?

"You kid still don't speak English in the future, it's not for you."

Liu Damao smiled and scratched his head: "I don't think about speaking English more elegantly." "

You can pull it down," Li Sisi waved his hand with a sneer: "It's not that I haven't seen you and Qin Yu pee all over the ground with their bare stomachs when they were children, what kind of elegance is this."

Liu Damao: "......"

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Meanwhile, inside the school bathroom. (Note: Men's bathroom)

Qin Yu, who finished putting out the water, hummed a little tune while carrying his pants.

And at this moment, the option appeared in front of you.

[Option 1: Wash your hands after going to the toilet, and use hand sanitizer, clean and hygienic. Completion reward: cleanliness level +10]

[Option 2: Wash hands with urine, dry bacteria are microscopic. Completion reward: Sloppiness +10]

[Option 3: Real men never wash their hands when they go to the toilet. Completion Reward: 50 Play Points]

Looking at the options in front of him, Qin Yu suddenly smiled.

It's a good idea to choose three with your eyes closed.

After all, even if there is no option,

he never washes his hands after going to the toilet!

Then, Qin Yu put on his pants and walked out of the bathroom directly with a swagger.

"Dude, don't you wash your hands after going to the toilet?" In the bathroom behind him, someone asked out loud with a look of disgust.

"Why wash your hands?" Qin Yu asked with a puzzled look.

"Because it's not hygienic to wash your hands after going to the toilet."

"Why is it unhygienic if you don't wash your hands after going to the toilet?" Qin Yu continued to ask rhetorically.

"Because after going to the toilet, your hands will be dirty."

"But why do your hands get dirty after going to the toilet?"

"Because..." the man was immediately stunned by the question.

"The whole way I went to the toilet was just taking off my pants with my hands, then releasing water, and then putting on my pants, did my hands touch anything dirty during the whole process?" Qin Yu spread his hands and continued to ask rhetorically.

"Ah this... "

You said that after going to the toilet, your hands will be dirty, could it be that your urine splashed on your hands?"

"Of course not!" The man shook his head in categorical denial.

"So why are you washing your hands?"

"Eh..." The man was directly stunned by the question, and a confused expression suddenly appeared on his face.

For the first time, his heart was shaken by the fact that he had to wash his hands after going to the toilet.

"Listening like this, what you said seems to make sense, it seems that you really don't need to wash your hands after going to the toilet!"

"Eh, that's right." Qin Yu nodded with a smile: "As students, we must have the spirit of 100,000 whys, we must think first before acting, and we must think about why before acting."

"I realized, Master!"

When the man heard this, he suddenly felt that his brain suddenly cleared up, and he bowed deeply to Qin Yu.

"Not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning."

Qin Yu waved his hand with a smile and turned away dashingly, leaving only an unfathomable back to the man.

(PS: All of the above is pure nonsense, everyone must wash their hands after going to the toilet!! ）

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PS: Be sure to wash your hands after going to the toilet!

Be sure to wash your hands after going to the toilet!!

Be sure to wash your hands after going to the toilet!!

Say important things three times (๑ ̄◡ ̄๑).