Live broadcast: I, social terror, scare blind dates

Chapter 004

“What, you didn’t ask for it?”

Duan Kun heard Liu Yali’s answer, but he was in trouble.

This woman is not the type he likes, and Duan Kun just wants to find an excuse to complete this blind date mission as soon as possible.

But he also knows that the system is not easy to fool.

So, this excuse must be reasonable!

Originally, he planned that no matter what requirements the other party made, he said that he couldn’t do it, this excuse is reasonable enough!

But I didn’t expect that this woman didn’t ask for anything!

What do you want me to say about this horse?!

Immortal, Duan Kun frowned.

“If you think about it again, is it really not demanding?!!?”

How could it not be requested?

Just say anything!

Duan Kun complained in his heart.

“Hahaha, big brother, you fierce and evil, do you dare to ask for it!”

“Can’t laugh anymore, big brother is so interesting!”

“The first time I heard about a blind date, the man took the initiative to ask the woman to ask for it!”

“The key other party still does not dare to add, do you say angry?!”

There was laughter in the live broadcast room again.

Liu Yali couldn’t laugh.

If it were usual, then she would not be happy to bloom, and she would definitely open her mouth.

But in the face of this big brother in front of you….

Especially the other party also frowned, which made his expression look like he was going to eat people, which scared Liu Yali and thought that the other party was deliberately saying the opposite, accusing himself of not being sincere enough!

“Demand…”

Liu Yali’s sweat beads rolled down.

Suddenly a clever brain!

“Big brother, I remembered, I do have a request!”

Liu Yali hurriedly said

“All I ask is … I asked my other half, not too hard, not too tired, housework and money, he is not allowed to rob me! ”

“By the way, there are also clothes, I wash clothes, I cook meals…”

“Salary! My salary must also be managed by him! ”

“By the way, and his parents, who must live with us, I will be filial to them…”

“I can have as many children as you want!”

Liu Yali said a bunch of things.

All flattering words.

After speaking, he looked at Duan Kun expectantly and nervously.

The heart said, I have sincerity this time, the eldest brother should let me go.

“Hahahaha, Ma Ya, you call these requirements?”

“Whoever helps me hit 120, I’m going to die laughing!”

“This woman misunderstood the meaning of the eldest brother, she thought that the eldest brother thought she was insincere.”

“666, such a blind date, see you for the first time!”

“If there really is such a good girl, please give me a dozen!”

“Upstairs, if you want this kind of benefit, you first have to become a big brother!”

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed crazy.

The guests in the café were all laughing.

What about your haughty posture?

What about your vitriol?

What about no one in your sight?

How can I become a licking dog now!

When you went on a blind date with someone just now, it wasn’t like this!

“………”

While everyone was laughing, Duan Kun was quite speechless.

What the hell are you asking for me to do when you step on a horse?!

Helplessly, Duan Kun had to change his question.

“I…”

Before her mouth opened, Liu Yali jumped up like a frightened dog

“Big brother, my education level is limited, I really said everything I can think of.”

“Don’t embarrass me!”

“In this way, if you remind me, I can do whatever you say!”

“Grass!”

Duan Kun couldn’t help but burst into a foul mouth, did Laozi mean that!

Poof!

Seeing Duan Kun getting angry, Liu Yali directly knelt down in fear.

“Big brother, spare your life!”

Whoops

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It’s time to pee or pee.

Hahaha!

Everyone in the café almost died of laughter.

The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed crazy when they saw this scene.

Duan Kun wanted to curse angrily!

Nima, why are you still booing?!!

Evil is not disgusting!!!

However, this also just found a more reasonable excuse for Duan Kun.

“You guy is so unhygienic!”

“It’s such a big person, and it’s still booing everywhere!”

“We don’t fit!”

After Duan Kun said in disgust, he ended the blind date as a matter of course, and then left.

After Duan Kun left

Everyone in the café dared to burst into laughter.

Just now, Duan Kun was there, they were all holding back their laughter, and their lungs were about to explode.

Now I finally dare to laugh.

At the same time, many of them uploaded the video just taken by their mobile phone to the Internet.

And Liu Yali, no matter how thick her face is, she can’t bear it at this time, she covered her face and ran, and before leaving, she was slid by her feet and fell a dog to eat/.

“Hahahaha, the eldest brother is so damaged, he actually dislikes people to boo!”

“Yes, haha, why do people pee, big brother, don’t you have points in your heart?”

“Laugh at me, it’s really fun to watch my eldest brother go on a blind date!”

“What to do if your stomach hurts when you laugh?”

“I have a little sympathy for that woman, look it scares the girl!”

The live broadcast room has long become a sea of joy.

Many viewers also sympathized with that Liu Yali.

I’m afraid that in the future, she will not dare to go on a blind date again, and she will leave a psychological shadow.

However,

This sympathy did not last long.

In the afternoon,

Two videos on the Internet went viral.