It is 14 light-years away in the constellation Eridanus.

Main sequence star in Pisces.

On Earth, this orange-yellow star is also known as Fomalhaut.

It is the most eye-catching bright star in the southern sky in autumn night.

In ancient times, whether a country's army was prosperous, how well it sent troops to fight, and whether the country was peaceful, all were obtained through divination by this star.

The fourth planet orbiting a star.

Here is a complete ocean planet, with more than 90% of the planet's surface covered by oceans.

Only a small number of buildings with strange shapes are exposed on the sea.

Under the deep sea.

It is a prosperous underwater city, and various streamlined submarines shuttle in the ocean.

Walking through the streets are all kinds of half-person tall and colorful starfish.

The Chion Empire is a civilization from the bottom of the sea.

In the center of the city, in the most gorgeous and tallest building.

Generalissimo Polur was sitting on the throne, reviewing the report.

"What news did those long-haired fish living on land send us?!"

The Chien Empire is a country ruled by a military government.

The Supreme Leader is the Generalissimo.

"They appear to have sent us yet another insulting diplomatic document."

The red starfish next to him thought for a while, and handed the report to the generalissimo.

"Do you want to come and talk to us again?"

Polur took the file, shaking his tentacles.

In the past, the Chien Empire and the Earth Federation frequently sparred each other on diplomatic occasions, and the two sides have been arguing mainly over the border issue.

Both sides knew that there would be a 987 battle sooner or later, but they didn't make the first move because they were evenly matched.

"Let me see what the Dilian said this time..."

"what?!"

He opened the file and nearly choked to death on the sea water.

"You XX who live in the sea and have mental retardation are only worthy of being canned by us on earth..."

"Eridanus has been an inseparable territory of the United Kingdom of the Earth since the Big Bang. If you are still obsessed with your obsession, don't say that you didn't predict it..."

"I suggest you surrender to the Earth Federation as soon as possible. We can take you as vassals with great mercy, and ensure that all starfish can get corresponding jobs in zoos, circuses, and food processing factories..."

This diplomatic report can be described as fresh and refined.

The choice of words and sentences is not at all ordinary diplomatic rhetoric.

At the end of the letter, it is signed by the commander of the East China Sea Fleet, Chen Lu.

"Since when did Earth Alliance's sniping skill become so strong?!"

"And what the hell is this East China Sea Fleet? Don't they only have two fleets?!"

The starfish present are in a mess.

Even if Polur wanted to spray back, he found that his accomplishments in insulting people were far inferior to this inexplicable fleet commander.

"Generalissimo, the Earth Federation just sent an unmanned spaceship, saying it was going to give us a gift."

The diplomat of the Kion Empire added another sentence.

"Gift? Didn't they send an antimatter bomb?"

The tentacles on the Grand Marshal's head twitched.

Giving gifts after spraying each other is not (cacb) good intentions no matter how you look at it.

"We checked with a holographic scan, and it appears to be some kind of metal-wrapped food."

"There are no radioactive or high-energy hazards of any kind."

Starfish in charge of scientific research said.

A black box about 1 meter long and half a meter wide was lifted up.

From the outside, it looks like some kind of plastic.

It is no different from the storage boxes common to people on Earth.

On the box, there is also a sentence printed with a chip.

【Grand Marshal Poruel Personal Invitation】

"Their spaceship dropped this thing and ran away, and since we were sure there was no hostility, we didn't open fire.

Soldier Starfish in deep sea armor reported.

"Insult us first, and then send a gift over? What is the Union thinking?"

"Hit a candy with a stick? Think we're fools?"

Polur looked around the plastic box several times.

Signal the soldier to open the box.

There are hundreds of canned things neatly stacked inside.

"This kind of food can be stored for a long time after being sealed with metal plates or glass and sterilized."

"However, it's just a silly invention made by the hairy fish because they can't eat fresh food."

"We can eat the freshest delicious food at any time at the bottom of the sea."

As he said that, the scientific officer next to him took out a lively little fish and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Canned? How can we eat this kind of spicy chicken."

The Grand Marshal picked up one casually.

Then his expression changed instantly.

【Canned Starfish Luncheon Meat】

This can is boxy and boxy, just like a certain brand of canned luncheon meat on the planet.

But the strange thing is that the trademark part is the symbol of the United Kingdom of the Earth.

A full-body image of a starfish is printed on the front, with the words "Original Flavor" next to it.

Polul glanced at the ingredient list.

Ranked first is the "high-quality starfish".

"Gah!!!"

The Generalissimo threw the original cans aside in a rage, and took out a few more from the box.

"Garlic starfish", "spicy starfish", "pork starfish"

There are many kinds of flavors.

"Are the people on Earth looking for death?!!"

"What's in it?"

The science officer next to him picked up a can and opened it.

Accompanied by a strong stench, several pentagonal starfish floated out of it.

"I X, is it really a starfish?!"

Although it is not the same species as the Chien Empire, this kind of behavior is obviously not very lethal and extremely insulting.

"What does this can you open smell like? Why is it so stinky?!"

The Generalissimo asked while clutching his sensory tentacles.

In just two or three minutes, the seawater in the entire hall was polluted by the black juice in the can.

The sea water instantly turned into an indescribable smell.

A few Chien people with weaker resistance turned their stomachs directly.

"Fuck, how can humans have such a curious taste?!"

The science officer picked up the half-opened can on the ground.

"Starfish flavored with canned herring?! What the hell is this special cat?!"

"We have to give the ground connection a little color."

After the starfish spent a lot of effort to purify the water in the battle hall three times.

Everyone sat back again.

It's just that there is still a faint smell of human excrement in the sea water.

This kind of face-jumping behavior is simply intolerable.

"Grand Marshal, I agree with you, the present is very suitable for raids on humans.

The military chief pointed out the star map in the sea.

"They have just transferred the fleet in Eridanus, and now there are only one battleship and five cruisers left there."

In the picture transmitted from the superluminal probe.

There are only six ships left in the star base in Eridanus.

The five are Caiyun-class cruisers of the United Kingdom of the Earth, and the Chien Empire has dealt with them before.

The starfish had never seen another bright white battleship etched with gold patterns.

"Where did this starship come from? Does the Earth Alliance already have battleship technology?"

The advisor looked at the projection and shook it.

"I don't know, maybe I bought it from other civilizations? Its shape is completely different from the spaceship of the Earth Alliance, and its volume is also smaller than ordinary battleships.

"Even if it is really a battleship, it is impossible to stop the attack of our fleet."

"That's right."

The military chief clicked the star map again.

"Currently, the First Fleet of the Earth Federation has returned to the solar system, and the Second Fleet is on an expedition to the Alpha Centaur constellation.

"According to our intelligence network, the East China Sea Fleet is currently in charge of guarding Eridanus."

When it comes to the East China Sea Fleet, the starfish hate it.

The letter was from their admiral.

There is no doubt that this box of canned food was also sent by him.

"So, the East China Sea Fleet now has only one battleship and five cruisers stationed in the Edo Seat.

"Are they looking down on us?"

A greedy and angry look appeared in Polur's eyes.

The Chien Empire has long coveted the rich minerals of Eridanus.

But the ground alliance has been increasing its troops there in the past few months, making it very tense.

Now, there are only six ships left, and the fleet of the Chin Empire can easily destroy them and then occupy the entire galaxy.

"Marshal, but we are still in an armistice agreement with humans...

"How about we also issue a statement to condemn them?!"

the diplomat asked in a low voice.

"The armistice agreement is for a fart?! Isn't that the thing to tear up?!"

"Besides, who among you can scold Dilian?!"

The Grand Marshal jumped from his throne.

"Mobilize the First and Second Fleets! Assault on Eridanus!"

"Destroy their star base and take all the minerals!"

"Also, it's best to capture the commander of the East China Sea Fleet!! I want to make him into a canned hairy monkey!!"

(The picture shows canned starfish~).

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