Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 9 Ziqiao's Daily Necessities

"Lu Ziqiao, what have you been doing? Why is the supermarket cashier looking at me so strangely? You didn't just move into this apartment and you're already planning to dump me and find someone else to share it with, did you?"

At the top of the stairs on the fifth floor, Chen Meijia, carrying a cardboard box, ran into Lu Ziqiao, who was slowly making his way to the sixth floor. He was carrying a black plastic bag.

Lu Ziqiao's eyes darted around, and his movements were unnatural. In front of Meijia, his ability to lie was practically halved: "No, I was just shopping normally, spending money normally."

"Pah, I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt water." If there's one person in the world least likely to believe Lu Ziqiao's nonsense, it's Chen Meijia. She pointed to the black plastic bag in Ziqiao's hand: "What's in this?"

"It's nothing, just some common daily necessities."

Meijia put down the cardboard box and reached out: "Daily necessities? I don't believe you, let me see them."

Ziqiao tucked the bag into his arms: "No, this is my personal privacy."

"You've got some nerve, haven't you? Give it to me."

"You silly old hag, you want to rebel, don't you?"

"Yes, yes, I'm going to defy you today, Young Master Lü!"

Lu Ziqiao tried desperately to protect the black plastic bag in his arms, but Meijia still managed to tear it open.

More than twenty boxes of human infant repatriation kits were scattered on the ground with a clatter.

An eerie and awkward silence fell over the scene.

"This is the daily necessities you were talking about!" Mika said through gritted teeth.

Ziqiao glanced at the tattered plastic bag in his hand, quickly squatted down, bent over, and stuffed his things into Meijia's cardboard box, closing it tightly. As he picked things up, he argued, "Yeah, aren't these everyday items?"

"I'll spray you with a mouthful of salt soda and kill you! I knew it! I was wondering why all the cashiers in the supermarket were laughing at me; I thought my makeup was ruined. Lu Ziqiao, you bastard, why did you buy so much of this?"

Lu Ziqiao said smugly, "You don't understand, do you? Love Apartment has changed its name, and the supermarket downstairs is having a big sale. This stuff is 90% off, it's a steal. I need to stock up for this kind of thing."

He patted his backside: "Life is about galloping on horseback, giddy up!

"You dead man!" Meijia was truly furious with Lu Ziqiao. "We fell in love at first sight at your wedding just three days ago in front of everyone, and now you're buying all these daily necessities? Don't I have any shame?"

Lu Ziqiao grinned and said, "Doesn't this just prove that our relationship is as hot as dry wood and as fiery as fire?"

"Good my ass! With your meager abilities, you don't even know how many you've bought that you can possibly use up."

"Slander! Utter slander!" Ziqiao protested. "You actually question my womanizing skills!"

Meijia sneered, "I'm not questioning your womanizing skills, I'm questioning your health, Mr. Lü. Look how weak you are, can your kidneys handle it?"

"Don't worry about it at all," Lu Ziqiao said through gritted teeth. "I'm young and full of energy, I'm rock solid every day, and I'm in excellent health."

"I don't care if it's fully erect or split," Meijia warned. "You better hurry up and return it, or I won't be left without a boyfriend if we break up."

Lu Ziqiao shrugged and said, "Sorry, discounted items cannot be returned or exchanged unless there is a quality problem. It will probably take at least a few months to prove that this thing has a quality problem."

"very good……"

Meijia was both angry and disappointed. She shouldn't have had any illusions about this scoundrel. Meijia gave Ziqiao a thumbs up: "Very good. Rather than having my reputation ruined by you, it's better to cut your losses now that the contract has just been signed and before word gets out about your actions involving these twenty-odd boxes of daily necessities."

"Lu Ziqiao, let's break up. You can find someone else to help you with the rent."

As she spoke, Meijia ran downstairs, heading straight towards the residents' committee.

Ziqiao panicked at this point, chasing after Meijia without thinking, and didn't even realize that he had kicked the box on the ground into the corner of the stairwell while running.

"Meijia, Meijia, listen to me..."

"I'm not in the mood to listen to you anymore."

At the top of the stairs on the third floor, Zeng Xiaoxian, with a ferocious expression, carried a cardboard box and moved his legs, which he had already walked back and forth countless times.

There was a commotion in the hallway. Meijia and Ziqiao, empty-handed, rushed downstairs one after the other. Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up as if he had seen a savior.

"Meijia... Zi, Ziqiao... Help... Help... Help..."

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could finish speaking, panting heavily, Meijia and Ziqiao blew away like a gust of wind, cooling the flame of hope that had been ignited in him.

"Mika, calm down."

"I'm very calm now. It's no use what you say now. I'm definitely not going to talk to you today."

The sounds of their argument had gradually faded away when Zeng Xiaoxian finally finished speaking.

"Help...help me..."

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Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and resigned himself to his fate, carrying the cardboard box and slowly moving it upwards.

At the bottom of the stairs on the first floor, Nanfeng and Curry Sauce, who were walking upstairs one after the other, were almost bumped into by Meijia and Ziqiao.

Nanfeng instinctively dodged to the side, but her left hand was still touched by Ziqiao, who was afraid of not being able to catch up.

Nanfeng frowned and covered his left hand, a deep, tingling sensation spreading through his bones.

Fortunately, the tingling and numb sensation wasn't too strong and didn't cause Nanfeng too much physical pain. However, this tingling and numb sensation reminded him once again of the fact that he was a useless person.

My previously good mood vanished instantly.

"What's going on between those two?" Curry Sauce asked curiously, carrying her suitcase.

"Didn't you hear everyone talking about that recently retired priest who bought over twenty boxes of Durex condoms when you passed by the supermarket?" Nanfeng wouldn't take his temper out on unrelated people, so he explained gently, "It seems Meijia doesn't like his nightly partying."

He deserved it. Even if they were just a fake couple, they were still a unit in the eyes of outsiders. To act so recklessly, it would be a miracle if Meijia didn't slap him a few times.

Nanfeng gloated, finding pleasure in misery.

Upon hearing this, Curry Sauce suddenly realized: "So Ziqiao is the legendary priest who cleared out all the remaining condoms in the supermarket. The old folks were just reminding us that if anyone has a little boy, we shouldn't let him go out alone recently."

Curry Sauce blinked again and asked, "But what does the priest buying condoms have to do with the little boy not being able to go out alone?"

south wind:……

That's a good question; for a moment, even Nanfeng didn't know how to answer it.

This will set a bad example for minors, it definitely will.

Lu Ziqiao, your crimes are heinous!!!

Having no idea how to explain, Nanfeng could only end the conversation with, "You'll understand when you grow up."

The two continued up the stairs and encountered Zeng Xiaoxian, who was lying on the ground and unable to walk any further, at the fifth-floor landing.

Nanfeng was quite surprised: "Teacher Zeng, you haven't finished moving yet?"

"There's a lot of stuff..." Zeng Xiaoxian's body was already weak, and he didn't exercise much. The amount of exercise he was doing now far exceeded his usual amount of exercise. Naturally, he was dizzy and disoriented, and he forgot everything he should and shouldn't have forgotten.

"Teacher Zeng is like dried bacon right now." This kind of food-related comment is obviously from Curry Sauce.

"If you can't carry it, why don't you just leave it here? There are security cameras at the bottom of the stairs, so you don't have to worry about it getting stolen." Normally, Nanfeng might be able to help, and he could just carry it on his right shoulder. But right now, the numbness and tingling in his left hand meant he had no strength in his whole body, and Curry Sauce couldn't free his hand while carrying his own suitcase.

Nanfeng tried to weigh the cardboard box, but a sharp pain in his left hand almost made him fall over.

He covered his left hand with his right and gently massaged it: "What's so heavy inside?"

"I don't know, I didn't open it." Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned pale, and his eyes were somewhat unfocused.

"Then put it here," Nanfeng said.

"Is it okay to put it here?" Zeng Xiaoxian was still a little worried.

Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, whose face was extremely pale, and reached out her right hand to help him up with difficulty, placing her hand on her right shoulder. "Don't worry about these things in your current state. No matter what's in the box, no one is more important. Besides, there are security cameras at the stairwell, nothing will get stolen."

"I'll take you up first, and then I'll call Sister Yifei and ask them to remember to bring you up when they go up to the fifth floor."

"Thanks, South Wind."

"You're being dramatic. Curry Sauce, could you please watch the road ahead for us?"

"Okay." Curry Sauce picked up her suitcase and walked forward.

Not long after the three of them went upstairs, Zi Qiao, who had signed many unequal treaties, returned to the fifth-floor stairwell with Mei Jia.

"Mika..."

"I can't be bothered with you. I'm still angry. You carry the suitcase first."

"Okay... Holy crap, what's in your box that's so heavy?"

"Hehe, how could it not be heavy with more than twenty boxes of daily necessities packed for a certain young master? Are you going to move them or not? If not, give them back to me."

"What are you saying? I'd be happy to move."

"snort……"

I expect to have 30,000 words by the end of today, at which point all the editors will be able to see it. If you think this book is good, I hope you'll continue reading; that will increase the chances of it getting a contract.

I will also try my best to make this book warm and interesting enough so that everyone will find it worthwhile to read.

It's not easy being a newbie, thank you everyone.

(End of this chapter)