Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 81 Wudang, Guan Valley

After Ziqiao found another chair and sat down, Nanfeng continued, "Now that everyone has reached a consensus, let's quickly discuss where we should take Guangu to see the cats?"

"How's the pet shop?" Mika asked.

Curry Sauce shook her head repeatedly: "I worked part-time at a pet store near my neighborhood. The owner practically wanted customers to pay for their pets and leave without asking any questions. If a customer just looked around and didn't intend to buy, the owner's face would turn as black as Bao Zheng's."

Wanyu suggested, "How about we go visit the animal rescue center in our neighborhood?"

Yifei disagreed: "These stray cats are quite afraid of people lately. If you reach out your hand, they will curl up into a ball and tremble. These are the better ones. Some cats will even scratch you with their claws."

"We are already short of time, so there's no need to take risks."

Zhanbo scratched his head in thought: "Isn't there anywhere I can freely pet and watch cats; where the cats are beautiful and have gentle personalities?"

Thoughts raced through everyone's minds, and they all exclaimed in unison, "Cat café!"

"Wow, that's awesome!" Guan Gu's eyes lit up. "Are there any cat cafes near our apartment?"

"Yes, there is," said Curry Sauce, who has worked part-time at almost every shop in this area. "I remember a cat cafe called Winnie the Pooh's Town just opened a month ago. I don't know if business is good or not, but even if business is bad after only one month, it can't just close down, right?"

"There's no time to lose, I need to get going right away." Before Guan Gu finished speaking, he dashed off like an arrow, his speed so fast that even Yi Fei was taken aback.

"Holy crap, the Flying Thunder God Technique?"

"Guan Gu, Guan Gu!"

Mika stood up, staring at the now-vanished gate, then turned to the others: "Is he really planning to go out looking like this?"

"Don't worry, he'll be back."

Nanfeng closed his eyes confidently and counted down with three fingers in a rather pretentious manner.

"three."

"two."

"one."

Everyone looked toward the gate.

"Damn it!" Nanfeng slapped his forehead.

"Hahahaha..."

Seeing that there was still no one at the door, everyone burst into laughter.

Nanfeng, having failed in his attempt to show off, opened his eyes and angrily shouted at the door, "What's wrong with you standing outside and not coming in?"

Everyone who ran back came back, but they just stopped their cars outside and wouldn't come in.

Isn't this a slap in the face?

Guan Gu finally appeared at the doorway, scratching his messy hair and giving an awkward laugh: "Um, where exactly is Winnie the Pooh Town?"

Meijia quickly pulled Guan Gu in: "Don't rush, you need to tidy yourself up first. Otherwise, looking like this, even if I were a cat, I wouldn't want to come near you."

"Yeah, Guan Gu, go take a shower first. We'll go together after you're all cleaned up. Maybe I can even give you some advice."

"No need to trouble everyone, I can manage on my own." Guan Gu said somewhat embarrassedly.

"Stop talking nonsense. There's no such thing as trouble in Love Apartment," Yifei said casually. "If that's the case, then I made you audition for Zeng Xiaoxian yesterday. Shouldn't I apologize to you?"

No, no.

Nanfeng reminded him, "Alright, we're all friends, so there's no need to be so calculating."

"Guan Gu, instead of thinking about how to politely refuse us, you should think about whether you should bring your drawing board and brushes to the cat cafe, so you can draw whatever inspiration comes to mind."

"Sigh." Guan Gu gave a thumbs up. "You're really thoughtful. I need to go back, take a shower, pack my things, and think carefully about what to bring."

As he walked towards the door, he kept muttering to himself, asking, "Mario, what do you think I should bring to the cat cafe?"

"Mushrooms? Do cats eat mushrooms?"

Seeing Guan Gu's dazed look, Nanfeng quickly told Curry Sauce to follow and keep an eye on him.

"There's still some time before we go to the cat cafe. Who wants to go and who doesn't?" Nanfeng asked.

Wan Yu muttered regretfully, "I have a very important interview tomorrow, and I need to prepare some more later, so I probably won't be able to go."

Miss Lin really wanted to visit the cat cafe, but if she didn't succeed in this interview, she didn't know when she would be able to get to the next interview stage.

He still owed Nanfeng money.

Zhanbo chimed in, "I promised Wanyu I'd accompany her to prepare for her interview, so I can't go either."

Nanfeng nodded and said, "Besides Zhanbo, Wanyu, Yifei, and Meijia, who can't go, is there anyone else who doesn't want to go?"

Yifei and Meijia were completely confused: "When did we say we weren't going? Cat cafes are so much fun."

"Yes, and I'm Guan Gu's personal assistant, so I should go and keep him company."

"You two should go get some sleep," Nanfeng said firmly, rejecting their suggestion. "Feel your heartbeats; they're beating so fast and loudly, I'm worried they might suddenly explode."

Looking at the two people in front of him who were clearly sleep-deprived, Nanfeng patiently advised, "Although catching up on sleep may not be healthy, it's better than not sleeping at all."

"By the time Teacher Zeng gets back, it will be at least past nine o'clock. I don't know how late it will be after dinner and shower tonight."

"Your bodies aren't made of iron, how can you withstand another night of staying up, not to mention you all have to go to work tomorrow."

"Alright, it's settled then. You can go back to your rooms and rest now."

"It's just a cat cafe, we don't need so many people. If you really want to go, I can go with you next week."

Yifei was still a little unconvinced, but from childhood to adulthood, the two of them had always listened to her on small matters and Nanfeng on big matters. When Nanfeng got serious, she was actually a little intimidated.

If this petty guy secretly writes it down in his little black book, that would be a real trap.

Just like Ziqiao, he seemed grateful and even enjoyed being kicked twice.

Seeing that even Yifei was silent, Meijia had no objections either.

Of course, the main reason is that the two of them are indeed tired and sleepy right now.

Yu Mo watched from the side, feeling a little jealous.

Good news, he really is a very, very good person.

The bad news is, he's very, very nice to everyone.

Ziqiao raised his hand: "I don't want to go to the cat cafe. I don't like furry things. Can I not go?"

"Of course you don't have to go. Then pick someone from the remaining people who is willing to stay and take care of you."

Ziqiao looked around and realized that the only people left were Nanfeng and Yumo.

He looked at Yu Mo, and Yu Mo smiled sweetly at him.

However, Yu Mo's subconscious reaching for the table always made Zi Qiao feel like she was looking for a wine bottle to smash her head with.

Ziqiao turned to stare at Nanfeng, thinking that he couldn't possibly choose someone who was also sick and incompetent at housework to take care of him.

Moreover, Nanfeng's smile reminded him of the super-concentrated lemonade he had on the day he went fishing and the bowl of ginger and lemon soup that he had drunk so much it could kill him in the early hours of this morning.

Ziqiao hung his head, accepting his bleak fate: "Never mind, I'll go anyway."

Compared to being alone in a room with these two, I think it would be safer to stay in the cat cafe by myself... right?

……

"Wow, Guan Gu, you're... planning to live in a cat cafe?"

Yu Mo looked at the backpack on Guan Gu's back and clicked her tongue in amazement: "This backpack probably has a capacity of eighty-five liters, how did you manage to fill it to the brim?"

Ziqiao walked behind Guangu and tried to support the backpack, almost breaking his forearm in the process.

"Damn, what's in that bag? It's so heavy!"

Not to mention Ziqiao, even Guangu himself was bent over by the weight of the backpack: "Actually, I didn't bring much."

"I only brought a drawing board, paintbrushes, paints, a power bank, a camera, a Mario figure..." Guan Gu began listing the contents of his backpack like a menu, and at this rate, it was hard to say how long it would take to finish.

"Wait a minute," Ziqiao interrupted Guangu's incessant chatter. "I can understand other things to some extent, but are you planning to take this Mario figure over to let your cat play with it?"

"Oh, Mario said he wants to go see it too."

Before everyone knew he had an imaginary partner, Guan Gu was very reserved and tried his best to appear like a normal person.

But seeing that everyone could tolerate his little fantasies, he simply let himself go completely.

Mario is his friend, and everyone else is his friend too.

He had wanted to introduce the two sides to each other for a long time.

However, time is indeed too tight right now, and we also need to let everyone gradually get used to Mario's presence.

For Guan Gu, as long as there is no deadline, he has endless patience.

Sure enough, Nanfeng, Yumo, Ziqiao, and Curry, the four people present, were all eccentrics with extremely high acceptance levels, and they didn't feel there was anything wrong with what Guan Gu said.

"Alright, let Mario stick with us, we're ready to go."

"Okay." Guan Gu took a step forward, adjusting his breathing and carrying a heavy backpack.

tear...

Guan Gu's pants started to tear from the crotch. Caught off guard, he was pressed down by the incredibly heavy backpack, and the distance between his legs grew wider and wider as his center of gravity lowered.

"Ah! Oh, oh ga san!"

Guan Gu then performed a split for everyone on the spot.

"Guan Gu!"

Ziqiao, Yumo, and Curry tried to help him up, but they couldn't muster any strength.

"Bag! Bag! Take your bag off first," Nanfeng reminded him.

The three of them then snapped out of their daze and quickly worked together to lift the backpack off his back.

Nanfeng pulled up Guan Gu, who was covering his groin, with his right hand, and for a moment he didn't know what to say to Guan Gu.

You can't exactly say your underwear is of such high quality that you don't need to cover your crotch, can you?

"Guan Gu, are you alright?"

After thinking for a long time, Nanfeng could only utter this dry sentence.

"It's okay, it's okay, luckily my flexibility is pretty good," Guan Gu said, grimacing.

"This bag is too heavy, how about... we get a few more bags to help distribute the weight?" Yu Mo suggested.

"Okay, let's help Guan Gu to the sofa first, and then we'll go get the bag."

"Ziqiao...go get Guangu a pair of pants."

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From this arrangement of numbers and timeline, you can see that this chapter won't be too long; it's more of a wrap-up for the previous chapters, so the plot conflicts won't be too great.

But I'll try my best to make each chapter more interesting, at least to make everyone happy.

As I said before, everyone is welcome to say anything or express any opinions; even the pigeons can see it.

The previous thank-you chapter was what Pigeon was thinking: once Pigeon's typing speed improves, on top of maintaining two high-quality updates a day, he will start writing side stories.

Each subsequent side story could be a great opportunity to portray the cast of Love Apartment as a group of friends, enjoying hot pot while playing tabletop role-playing games, murder mystery games, truth or dare, werewolf games, or the six nights of Nanfeng and Yumo's first encounter, or Yifei and Xiaoxian's first meeting. In short, I think there's a lot to write about.

In each of the extra chapters, I will express my gratitude to a certain brother and then have a chat with him here. What do you all think?

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