Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 754 A Rapidly Advancing Intimacy (Happy New Year)

3603, Nanfeng and Yumo changed their clothes again, crossed their arms, and glared at the people sitting on the sofa with annoyance.

I woke up to find the balcony completely full of people; anyone would be furious.

Yu Mo pouted and complained, "You guys are so mean, climbing over the balcony first thing in the morning to scare people!"

Meijia smiled sweetly and argued without blinking, "It's almost noon now, so it's not early morning at all."

"that is."

Xiao Xian rubbed his hands together mischievously and chuckled, "We just thought of coming over because we hadn't seen either of you all morning and you weren't replying to our messages."

Yifei clapped her hands and said, "That's right, we were just worried that something might happen to you if you were alone in the suite. It was just a kind gesture."

""

"Besides, when we climbed over the balcony, no one expected that the two of you had slept on the sofa yesterday."

"Kindness?"

Nanfeng sneered, "Bullshit, you're just here to gossip!"

He was always the one gossiping about others, but no one else ever made fun of him. This time, he really messed up.

These guys actually took advantage of me being exhausted, sound asleep with my earplugs in, to launch a sneak attack. They have absolutely no sportsmanship!

"Oh, Nanfeng, don't be angry."

With a gossipy glint in her eyes, Youyou said gleefully, "Gossiping and spreading rumors is a tradition in our apartment. You yourself have seen plenty of our dramas before."

"It's the natural order of things that those who are just watching others are watching themselves; you have to get used to it."

"I'm used to it—"

Nanfeng gritted his teeth and looked at the group of guys sitting on the sofa, forcing himself to swallow the "fart" in his mouth.

Just as Youyou said, she had indeed watched their antics quite often.

There's no reason why they can't do something like gossiping and joining in the fun that they can.

"Fine, you guys win!"

Nanfeng snorted and said irritably, "So, besides watching the show, what else did you guys do by climbing over the balcony?"

"If not, Yu Mo and I will pack up and go out to eat. We're both starving."

As Nanfeng was speaking, he suddenly felt his phone start buzzing in his pocket.

He looked down, took out his phone, and stared in surprise at the incoming call notification on the screen.

"That's strange, why did Aunt Wang call me?"

Nanfeng looked up at Yifei and Xiaoxian, and asked in an unfriendly tone, "Did you two cause some trouble again during the couple interviews, causing all the couples to complain to Aunt Wang?"

"No."

Yifei and Xiaoxian shook their heads in unison, their tacit understanding so great that even the amplitude and speed of their head shaking were exactly the same.

Xiaoxian pouted, looking still shaken: "Those weird couples Aunt Wang recommended to us, we're already being kind by not complaining about them, how could they possibly complain about us?"

Wan Yu blinked upon hearing this: "Teacher Zeng, if we could understand weirdos using normal people's thinking, then they wouldn't be weirdos."

"That's true."

Xiao Xian nodded, and he and Yi Fei shrugged at Nan Feng, indicating that they really didn't know what had happened.

"That's strange. I'm not the vice chairman in charge of tenant check-in, so why would Aunt Wang want to talk to me?"

Nanfeng mumbled as he answered the phone, gesturing for everyone to be quiet.

"Hello, Aunt Wang?"

"Yes, it's me."

Nanfeng listened quietly to Aunt Wang's story, her brows furrowing slightly.

The group exchanged glances and then crowded around Nanfeng, straining their ears to listen to what was happening on his phone.

After a long while, Nanfeng finally spoke into the phone, saying, "The couple benefits at Love Apartment have always excluded same-sex couples. Just let them go, that's all."

"Even if they have a priest from the Church of Our Lady of Blessing officiating, it won't work; such marriages are not recognized in our country."

"Video? What video? Is it inappropriate for children?"

"What?!"

Nanfeng sat bolt upright on the sofa, his eyes wide as he asked, "Aunt Wang, are you sure? This isn't a joke!"

"Okay, I'll be right there."

Nanfeng promptly hung up the phone.

Youyou tugged at Nanfeng's sleeve, anxiously asking in a low voice, "What did she say? What did Aunt Wang say?"

Everyone chimed in, asking, "Yes, what exactly happened?"

"There's no time to explain." Nanfeng turned and ran towards the door. "The situation is urgent, let's talk as we walk."

"it is good."

The crowd followed in droves.

That evening, Ziqiao woke up from his drunken stupor in a daze, letting out a silent burp.

In an instant, the smell of alcohol in the bedroom became even stronger.

He struggled to sit up and rubbed his aching lower back.

"Ah~~~"

Ziqiao let out a satisfied groan.

He cautiously surveyed his surroundings until he realized he was in Mika's bedroom, then he lay back down and let out a long breath.

Before Ziqiao could finish exhaling, a new question welled up in his muddled mind.

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When did I get back? And how did I get back?

and many more!

Is this Mika's bedroom?!

Zi Qiao was startled. He immediately felt as if a bucket of ice water was being poured down from the top of his head, drenching him from head to toe, inside and out.

He turned his head to look at the other side of the bed, and seeing the person sleeping soundly next to him covered by the blanket, he finally woke up completely.

Ziqiao stared wide-eyed in panic, then sprang out of bed in a somersault.

He had lost count of how many times he had woken up groggily to find an unidentified humanoid creature sleeping next to him.

They might be a cool and aloof mature woman, a sexy young woman, a juicy mature lady, an adorable little girl, or a pure and innocent college student.

Ke Ziqiao assured that no matter who slept next to her before, they would never have made her feel so panicked before she even lifted the covers.

He looked down at himself, seeing that he was only wearing his underwear, and suddenly felt a chill run down his spine.

When did he come back?

How did you get back?

Why am I lying in Mika's bedroom?!

Since I'm lying in Mika's bedroom, does that mean the person sleeping next to me is—

No, that can't be.

This is... this is terrifying.

Ziqiao used all his strength to slap himself several times. He kept slapping himself until his cheeks were sore and numb, and only stopped when he was sure he wasn't dreaming.

Calm down, calm down.

Ziqiao took a deep breath, patted his chest, and comforted himself in a very self-deceptive manner.

Perhaps, perhaps things aren't as I think.

This might just be one of the girls he brought back.

That's right! This is definitely one of the girls I brought back!

Ziqiao's face twitched violently, and he knew that this idea could not explain where Meijia was now, and that Meijia would never allow him to have sex with the girl he brought back in her bed.

But having hope in your heart is better than being sentenced to death.

As he thought this, his two rows of teeth began to chatter and chatter.

[I don't care anymore, even if I die, I want to die knowing why!]

Ziqiao took a deep breath and, with trembling hands, abruptly threw back the covers to take a look.

"call----"

Ziqiao's tense body immediately relaxed. He slumped to the ground, patted his chest, and showed a look of relief on his face.

Depend on!

After all that, it turns out this is just Mika's rabbit doll!

Having escaped a false alarm, Zi Qiao looked around and found his neatly folded clothes on Mei Jia's dressing table, then put them on.

Did I wear this outfit yesterday?

Ziqiao shook his head and walked out of Meijia's bedroom.

At the same time, Zhang Wei, rubbing his temples, staggered out of Zi Qiao's room.

The two exchanged a glance, judging from each other's bewildered looks that the other had also blacked out from drinking.

It was already late, and everyone was clutching their stomachs, half-dead, leaning against the sofa, all looking utterly exhausted.

Seeing that Ziqiao and Zhang Wei had woken up, Nanfeng greeted them with a smile.

"Oh, you're awake."

Before Ziqiao and Zhang Wei could react, everyone's ears perked up at the words, and they all turned to look at the two of them.

For some reason, they felt that everyone's gaze was very strange and eerie.

This feeling is like eating curry sauce normally.

Even if she's already full, she'll insist on eating a few more bites when she encounters a truly delicious meal.

Ziqiao and Zhang Wei exchanged a glance, and a sense of foreboding crept into their hearts.

Zhang Wei coughed lightly and asked hesitantly, "Did the two of us—come back on our own?"

They squinted and raised their eyebrows at them with rather ambiguous smiles.

Ziqiao pressed on, "I can understand Zhang Wei sleeping in my room, but why am I sleeping in Meijia's bedroom?"

Meijia smiled and said, "We're just worried that if you two sleep together, room 3602 might suddenly start playing music later."

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Ziqiao and Zhang Wei were completely baffled by what they heard.

Wan Yu cleared her throat and sang in a theatrical voice: "Chrysanthemums wither, wounds cover the ground, your smile has faded."

"What a load of nonsense."

The more Zhang Wei looked at the smiles on everyone's faces, the more horrified he felt.

He asked urgently, "What exactly happened?"

Yifei patted the sofa, gesturing for the two of them to sit down first: "No rush, even if we're going to ask, we should ask you first."

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"Tell me, what have you been doing these past two days?"

"Saving the Earth?"

"I wouldn't dare say it saved the planet, but it certainly saved our apartment building."

The two swayed from side to side and walked gracefully to the sofa. Seeing this, everyone quickly gave them the central seat on the sofa.

Ziqiao leaned back on the sofa and let out a groan: "Okay, I'll tell you the truth. Actually, I was helping Zhang Wei find a girlfriend these past two days."

Why?

Zhanbo asked, looking rather naive.

Ziqiao pouted: "I was just thinking of finding a different way to help Zhang Wei find a long-term girlfriend to share an apartment with, since the previous interviews hadn't been effective at all."

Xiao Xian grinned mischievously and asked, "And then?"

"Then----"

Ziqiao slapped his forehead, recalling what happened last night: "I remember we were up all day, and finally we met a beautiful girl who liked Zhang Wei. She even invited us to her best friend's engagement party tonight."

"And then—well, I lost consciousness."

"oh----"

Everyone nodded meaningfully, and then all looked at Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei hiccuped, his eyes rolling back as he recalled, "All I know is that last night was crazy, really fun, and we drank a lot of alcohol."

"I can't remember what happened after that."

Meijia rubbed her hands together, her bright eyes filled with excitement: "It's okay if you can't remember, we just happened to get some valuable video footage that can help you recall."

"Oh?"

For some reason, Ziqiao and Zhang Wei suddenly felt a chill run down their spines.

Before they could refuse, Youyou pressed the remote control without saying a word and started playing the video.

The 3602's super-large color TV displayed images of Zhang Wei's extravagant and decadent lifestyle last night, showing Zhang Wei staggering to his feet, embracing a man dressed as a priest, and laughing foolishly.

Zhang Wei stared wide-eyed at his reflection in the screen, bewildered: "Who is this uncle?"

Ziqiao rubbed his chin, looking thoughtful. "Why does this older man look so familiar?"

Nanfeng glanced at Ziqiao and teased, "Ziqiao, you really have a bad memory. You even forgot the priest who was sent to the hospital by your 'Leg-Stretching and Eye-Staring Pill' on your wedding day."

"What 'Leg-Stretching and Eye-Staring Pill'? That's a 'Miracle Pill'!"

Ziqiao paused for a moment, then suddenly realized, "Oh, I remember now, this is the priest from the Church of Our Lady of the Womb."

Guan Gu smirked: "It's the Church of Our Lady of Blessing!"

"Who cares if it's a pregnancy support association or a health and wellness association? That's the point!"

Zhang Wei watched himself on the screen, holding flowers and receiving praise and blessings from everyone. He bit his fingers in fear.

"Why are they all surrounding me? This isn't my engagement party!"

"No, no, could it be that I'm engaged to someone too!"

"I think it's very likely."

Ziqiao watched Zhang Wei in the video and immediately burst into wild laughter, gesturing wildly: "Zhang Wei, you're finished! I told you to confess to a girl, not propose to her!"

"Genius, can you even apply this kind of knowledge to other situations?"

"Hahahaha, hahahaha————"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei angrily threw a cushion at Zi Qiao: "Zi Qiao! Why didn't you stop me?!"

"Don't blame me, it must be your subconscious reaction."

Ziqiao pointed to himself and said confidently, "If I were there, I would never have let this happen."

"Yeah?"

The gazes of the crowd grew increasingly ambiguous.

Ziqiao's smile froze instantly; he seemed to have a vague idea of ​​what was going on.

Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao exchanged a glance, their pupils gradually dilating.

"No way."

They stared blankly at the television, watching as Ziqiao walked over from the other side of the screen and hugged Zhang Wei tightly.

Amid cheers from the party crowd and witnessed by the pastor, the marriage agreement between Lü Ziqiao and Zhang Wei officially came into effect.

The two exchanged rings and embraced each other tenderly once again.

Their heads drew closer and closer, and then—

Youyou pressed the pause button, and she patted Ziqiao and Zhang Wei's shoulders weakly: "We, we've been laughing all afternoon, and we're really too tired to laugh anymore. Now it's your turn."

Ziqiao and Zhang Wei were struck dumb, frozen in place as if by lightning.

Three seconds later, they both looked down at their middle fingers in unison, staring blankly at the rings on their fingers, wishing they could go to the kitchen, grab a knife, and chop off their own hands.

After a long silence, 3602 echoed with the roars of the two from the depths of their souls.

"Aaaaaaah!!!"