Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 751 A Mission Unfinished, a Death Before Success Was Achieved

"very good."

Ziqiao gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up and patted his chest again, assuring him, "Zhang Wei, don't worry, with me here, I'll definitely help you win the heart of your beauty."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei felt a surge of warmth in his heart, but after taking a closer look at Zi Qiao, the burning flame in his heart was instantly doused with cold water.

"Ziqiao, are you... reliable?"

"What nonsense! What kind of talk is that!"

Ziqiao instantly became dissatisfied; what he couldn't stand the most was someone questioning his authority in picking up girls.

He shouted at the top of his lungs, "I am Lu Xiaobu, the king of love affairs. Picking up girls is a piece of cake for me!"

"Who do you think I am? Hu Yifei?"

Zhang Wei hesitated for a moment, then muttered under his breath, "Just because you know how to pick up girls doesn't mean you know how to teach others to do it."

Ziqiao retorted, "If I didn't know how to teach, how did Guangu, my aunt, Zhanbo, and Wanyu end up together?"

"You're just talking nonsense!"

Hearing this, Zhang Wei became even more helpless: "What does it have to do with you that those two couples can be together?"

Ziqiao retorted confidently, "Who said that? If I hadn't had my aunt move in, would Guangu have even had a chance to meet Youyou?"

"If I hadn't strengthened Zhanbo's resolve to confess his feelings on the night of the typhoon, they wouldn't have been able to get married on Valentine's Day."

"this……"

Zhang Wei thought about it and realized that what Zi Qiao said actually made some sense.

But his contributions don't seem to have anything to do with teaching others how to pick up girls, do they?

Before Zhang Wei could continue thinking, Zi Qiao urged, "Alright, enough of this nonsense. Let's see what we can do."

"First, see if there's a girl you like in the bar. I'll be your wingman and help you out."

"Once you've won the heart of your beauty, you'll know what I, Lü Xiaobu, am capable of!"

"Yeah?"

Zhang Wei was still skeptical, but he followed Zi Qiao's instructions and tried to find someone he liked in the bar.

He stretched his neck, narrowed his eyes, and his gaze instantly became hazy, dreamy... and perverted.

The beautiful women who were walking past Zhang Wei were chatting and laughing as they went, until they noticed Zhang Wei's dreamy, "Erkang"-like gaze, and they all froze on the spot.

Afterwards, the beautiful women all lowered their heads and left Zhang Wei as if they were avoiding a pervert.

Seeing this, Ziqiao's forehead veins throbbed. He sighed deeply and silently moved away from Zhang Wei, thus showing that he was not with this lewd pervert.

One minute, three minutes, five minutes...

"ah!!!"

Fifteen minutes later, Ziqiao, unable to bear it any longer, clutched his head and wailed, "Zhang Wei, you're outrageous! There are so many beautiful women in the bar, isn't there a single one you like?!"

Zhang Wei nodded and said matter-of-factly, "I'm not Teacher Zeng. If there were someone I liked in the bar, I would have acted long ago. How could I have been drinking with you for so long?"

Ziqiao was instantly dumbfounded: "Then what were you doing for the past ten minutes?"

"Didn't you tell me to watch it?"

"Aaaaaah!!!"

Ziqiao laughed so hard he almost cried. He gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up and said, "Zhang Wei, you're amazing!"

"You won! Your whole family won!"

In that instant, Ziqiao suddenly felt that he might as well continue going with Yifei and the others to interview bizarre couples.

Of course, this thought only lingered in his mind for a moment.

Compared to those inhuman, bizarre couples, Zhang Wei is more human-like.

He took a deep breath and gritted his teeth, saying, "If there aren't any girls you like in the bar, then surely you can find a pretty girl you find acceptable?"

"Forehead……"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei hesitated for a moment, looking troubled.

Ziqiao stared in astonishment, eyes wide: "You don't even have any pretty girls you find attractive? Your standards are that high?"

"Should I find a fairy to match you with?!"

Zhang Wei scratched his head and gave an awkward smile: "I just felt that this was too hasty. Dating isn't child's play; you can't just pick anyone who looks good and..."

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Ziqiao's face was contorted with rage, his aggressive aura as if possessed by Yifei: "It's just a relationship, why all the nonsense!"

You might find someone pleasing to the eye, but they might not find you pleasing to the eye.

"Choose quickly!"

Zhang Wei lowered his head, taken aback by Zi Qiao's outburst. He gave an awkward smile and cautiously pointed to a mature, sophisticated woman not far away: "Then... this one?"

Ziqiao glanced at the sexy older woman Zhang Wei was pointing to, and seeing that she was dressed in designer clothes, he decisively shook his head and said, "This one won't do. Her clothes are worth at least six figures. How could she possibly share an apartment with you?"

"Oh……"

Zhang Wei shuddered, then pointed to the pink Lolita-style girl on the other side: "How about this one?"

Ziqiao looked embarrassed: "Brother, look at her, she's wearing a wedding ring on her ring finger. It's immoral to date a married man."

Zhang Wei weakly replied, "I think it's also immoral to just find a girlfriend for the sake of sharing an apartment."

Ziqiao paused for a moment upon hearing this, then rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, can't you be a little more quick-witted?"

"It's certainly unethical to just find a girlfriend to share an apartment with, but if you just want to have a proper relationship and also share an apartment, isn't that a win-win situation for both of you? Why not?"

Zhang Wei frowned and pondered.

Ziqiao continued, "Hurry up, are there any other beautiful women you find attractive?"

Zhang Wei pointed to a sexy mature woman, but before he could say anything, Zi Qiao decisively shook his head and refused: "This woman looks like a slut; you can't handle her."

"Then...this one?"

Zhang Wei then pointed to a beautiful woman he thought was attractive.

Ziqiao gazed at the short-haired loli in the distance, then turned to look at Zhang Wei, his gaze instantly turning strange.

"Have you noticed that you always choose either mature women who are several years older than you, or cute girls and lolis who are several years younger than you?"

"Zhang Wei, your tastes... are quite extreme."

"Don't you really want to consider girls your own age?"

Zhang Wei was startled by this. If Zi Qiao hadn't said anything, he wouldn't have felt anything was wrong: "Really?"

What do you think?

Ziqiao curled his lip: "I can let everything else go, but that short-haired loli is clearly only in her early twenties. Zhang Wei, are you a pervert?"

"You, you, you, what do you know? True love doesn't care about age!"

As Zhang Wei spoke, his finger silently pointed in another direction.

"What about that one?"

"That won't do. Your looks depend entirely on makeup. You'd be terrified if you took it off!"

"This should be alright now, right?"

"This one is obviously a lesbian; she doesn't like men at all."

……

Next, Zhang Wei tried to point it out several more times, but each time Zi Qiao rejected his goal with various legitimate reasons.

Zhang Wei was exasperated: "This won't work, that won't work, Ziqiao, are you deliberately messing with me?"

Ziqiao shrugged upon hearing this, and gestured with his lip towards the direction of the beautiful woman Zhang Wei had pointed to last: "I'm doing this for your own good. If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself how you talk to that girl."

"If everything goes well, you can become a father in seven months at most."

Zhang Wei was jolted awake, but ultimately dared not challenge Zi Qiao's authority in this regard.

"Zhang Wei, you need to understand that you are different from others."

Ziqiao patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Your dating skills are too low, and the partners you choose are too challenging. You simply can't handle those beauties."

"Take my advice: don't be too ambitious in life, and take things one step at a time when dating."

"With your level of romance skills, you'd be utterly crushed if you tried to tackle a high-difficulty level."

He paused, then continued, "Besides, we're short on time and have a lot of tasks to do right now, so we can't teach you the same way we did with my senior brother's matchmaking training."

"oh."

Although Zhang Wei was dissatisfied with Zi Qiao's evaluation, he still wisely said, "In that case, I'll head back now."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao quickly grabbed Zhang Wei. If he left, then his invitation to drinks would have been for nothing.

"No, even if you can't handle the high-difficulty levels, you can start with the easier ones."

"Like... her!"

Ziqiao surveyed the bar and decisively selected a hot beauty wearing a sexy halter top and Balenciaga clothes.

He put his arm around Zhang Wei's shoulder and said, "This beautiful woman is a typical example of someone who's all looks and no brains, easily fooled, and hopelessly in love."

"If it weren't for special circumstances, I would have slept with a beautiful woman like that myself."

"Zhang Wei, you'd better cherish this opportunity."

"This isn't a good idea..."

Zhang Wei is quite cautious when it comes to relationships; he always feels that doing this would go against his conscience.

Besides, the girl Ziqiao chose was pretty, but she just didn't fit his aesthetic.

However, before Zhang Wei could refuse again, Zi Qiao, who had anticipated this, pulled him directly towards the hot woman without saying a word.

"Hi, beautiful."

Ziqiao greeted him warmly, a professional and radiant smile on his face.

He tugged at Zhang Wei's clothes from behind, signaling Zhang Wei not to stand there dumbfounded and to quickly greet the other person.

Looking at the beautiful woman in front of him, Zhang Wei's nervous face also showed a shy smile.

Although she doesn't quite fit my aesthetic standards, she's undeniably beautiful and undeniably hot.

"Hi……"

"Little Bu!"

The incredulous exclamation from the woman in the halter top instantly froze the smile on Zhang Wei's face.

Zhang Wei silently swallowed his greeting, vaguely guessing what was going on in his mind.

Sure enough, the next moment the beautiful woman in the suspender dress jumped excitedly into Zi Qiao's arms.

"Little Bu, you've finally changed your mind and come looking for me!"

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao's entire body stiffened instantly, and his right eyelid began to twitch wildly.

To be honest, he had absolutely no memory of the beautiful woman in front of him on his mental hard drive.

But the other person's tone, expression, and appearance and figure that perfectly matched his aesthetic, plus her big breasts and brainless, adorable stupidity.

The relationship between himself and the beautiful woman in the suspender dress in front of him was obviously self-evident.

【Depend on!】

I was just telling Zhang Wei that I'd usually sleep with a beautiful woman like her myself.

[I never expected I'd actually play it!]

Meeting Zhang Wei's resentful gaze, Zi Qiao pushed away the woman in the tank top he was holding.

Brothers are like hands and feet, women are like clothes; he would never damage his brotherhood for an ex-girlfriend.

He looked at the woman in the tank top and asked hesitantly, "Who are you?"

"Little Bu, it's me!"

The woman in the halter top, her eyes brimming with tears, said, "I'm Mona Namiya, have you forgotten?"

"Banana?"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow, wondering why anyone would name their English name after a banana.

"It's Mona Namie!"

She excitedly grasped Ziqiao's hands, her face full of affection, and said, "Xiao Bu, did you come here specifically to see me?"

"I knew it, you would realize sooner or later that I was the one who loved you the most."

You have no idea how long I've waited for you, how long I've longed for you.

Mona opened her arms and lunged at Ziqiao again.

"Little Bu, it's not too late now."

Come on, let's build a happy family together!

Startled, Ziqiao quickly hid behind Zhang Wei: "Nana, actually I..."

He nudged Zhang Wei, hoping Zhang Wei would lend him a hand.

Zhang Wei smiled coldly, his face unmoved.

He's trying to find a girlfriend for himself, but he's ended up finding his ex-girlfriend in the same situation. What's going on here?!

If he were to help Ziqiao out of that predicament, wouldn't he be a complete idiot?

Seeing that Zhang Wei was unwilling to help, Zi Qiao gritted his teeth, hardened his heart, and hugged Zhang Wei tightly from behind.

"Mona Nam, actually... I wanted to invite you to my wedding with my boyfriend."

"What?!?!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei was struck dumb. He instinctively tried to shake off Zi Qiao, but Zi Qiao clung tightly to his back like a sloth.

When Mona saw this appalling scene, her heart shattered into pieces.

"You! You all!"

She reached out her hand, her trembling fingers moving back and forth between Ziqiao and Zhang Wei.

"My God, you two!"

"Eek~~~"

Completely reckless, Ziqiao held Zhang Wei tightly, resting his head on Zhang Wei's shoulder with a blissful expression, and said to Meng Nana with his eyes closed.

"If he's doing well, I'm doing well too..."

Zhang Wei forced a smile and explained, "Actually..."

"abnormal!"

Without saying a word, Mona reached out to slap Ziqiao.

Ziqiao instinctively hid his head behind Zhang Wei's head, so the person who got slapped changed from Ziqiao to Zhang Wei.

With a muffled thud, Zhang Wei responded with a scream.

"Nausea!"

Mona picked up her bag, turned around and walked away in her high heels.

"call……"

Ziqiao let out a long breath, jumped off Zhang Wei's back, crossed his arms, and commented seriously, "Nana's slap was really bad; she didn't have any speed, accuracy, or ruthlessness."

"The slap didn't even make a crisp sound; it's nowhere near as good as Mika's."

"I think this slap won't hurt much."

"nonsense!"

Zhang Wei, clutching his cheek, said with a face full of grief and indignation, "The slap didn't even hit your face, of course it doesn't hurt!"

Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder with a nonchalant expression: "Zhang Wei, calm down."

"You're a real man. A real man should stand firm and unmoved in the face of a slap."

"Look at me, I've been slapped so many times by Meijia, each slap sending the ball flying into the air, but I'm still alive and kicking."

"You got beaten up by Mika, that's what you deserved! You got what you got!"

Zhang Wei glared fiercely at Zi Qiao, his tone increasingly aggrieved: "Why is it that when you run into your ex-girlfriend, I'm the one who gets beaten up!"

(End of this chapter)