Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 71 Oh my God

"A great river flows wide, and the wind blows the fragrance of rice blossoms on both banks."

……

3601. Hu Yifei held a rolling pin, rolling out dough while humming a little tune, in a very pleasant mood.

I put in a lot of effort to make this clear broth noodle soup; I was busy from morning till night.

Although many unexpected things happened during the process, but!

These unexpected events are no challenge for my clever, beautiful, and resourceful Hu Yifei!

The fish soup is ready, and the noodles are done too. Now all I have to do is roll out this dough, cook it, and then soak the noodles in the fish soup.

This bowl of clear broth noodles is now ready.

Once this dish is ready, I'll make sure everyone lines up to try a few bites, so they'll have nothing better to do than question my cooking skills all day long.

I, Hu Yifei, have never lost at anything I've ever wanted to do since I was a child.

Cooking skills are nothing to me.

From today onwards, no one will be able to question my cooking skills anymore, no one!

Just as Hu Yifei was leisurely singing a little song and rolling out dough, a shrill, almost ghostly singing voice startled her.

"If you were a firebird, I would be the flame."

"Burn you, burn you..."

Zeng Xiaoxian, shouting and dancing as if he were invoking a god, sang and danced his way back to 3601 from 3602.

"Little Feifei..." Zeng Xiaoxian said in a bubbly voice, "Isn't my singing voice sexy?"

"hehe……"

Hu Yifei stared blankly at her left hand.

I was so startled by Zeng Xiaoxian's shrieking that the rolling pin in my hand moved on its own.

A barely audible snap was heard.

Don't get me wrong, the loss of control of a rolling pin didn't cause any serious injury; it just broke off a small piece of Yifei's left fingernail.

I just got my nails done a few days ago!

"She's pretty sexy, but unfortunately, it's the kind of sexy that attracts ghosts." Yifei swung a rolling pin at Zeng Xiaoxian, "Zeng Xiaoxian, what are you yelling and screaming about?"

Zeng Xiaoxian joked, "You're singing and I'm singing, so how come your singing is considered a song, but mine is just screaming and yelling?"

"Nonsense, I'm a KTV queen. I was named one of the top ten singers on campus every year when I was in school."

"You, a tone-deaf person, dare to try and scam me?"

"Nonsense, your brother Xian sings really well too... It's just that he practiced the audition too many times today, and he was too loud when he was cursing just now, so his throat is a little dry."

Zeng Xiaoxian ran over to Yifei nonchalantly: "I just came back to get some water because 3602 ran out of water."

"Get lost, get lost, if you want water, just drink water, stop rubbing against me." Yifei patted the shoulder that Zeng Xiaoxian had rubbed against with disgust, and continued to roll out the dough.

"Yifei?"

"Um."

"Yifei?"

"what!"

"Yifei?"

"Speak up if you have something to say. Why are you calling me? Can't you see I'm rolling out dough?" Yifei raised her head and glared fiercely at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"What I mean is, aren't you going to ask me what just happened?"

"What is it?" Yifei continued rolling out the dough.

Zeng Xiaoxian became a little embarrassed and said awkwardly, "It's just that, it's just what I said earlier about me..."

"Oh..." Yifei finally understood. "You mean you just said I was your girlfriend in front of Ziqiao's ex-girlfriends?"

"right."

"What's there to ask?" Yifei chuckled. "It's just a case of a dog relying on its master's power, a fox borrowing a tiger's might. I can understand that."

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian crouched down, looking at the husky on his left and the fox on his right: Did you hear what she said? "A dog relying on its master's power! A fox borrowing the tiger's might!"]

[She actually said that to me! I can tolerate it, but you can't, right?]

Zeng Xiaoxian spoke to the dog and the fox.

The dog and fox simply nodded sheepishly, as if to say: We'll let it go.

If you all tolerated it, then... then I guess I'll have no choice but to tolerate it too.

Zeng Xiaoxian gave Yifei an awkward smile, then silently drank his water.

"Of course, I'm still quite curious why you said that back then. Or perhaps...?"

"You have a crush on me?"

Yifei stared at Zeng Xiaoxian, her eyes full of unbridled teasing.

But deep within those teasing glances, there was a faint, almost imperceptible expectation.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Pfft...cough cough"

Xiao Xian was drinking water when Hu Yifei's words startled him so much that he choked.

What is she saying?

What should I answer?

Was she really asking or just joking?

This is so awkward... How about I tell a joke to ease the tension?

"Me? I have a crush on you?" Zeng Xiaoxian covered his mouth and burst into laughter as if he had heard a joke. "Hahahaha..."

"Is it necessary to laugh so happily?" Hu Yifei's eyes softened, but her grip on the rolling pin tightened.

Zeng Xiaoxian's laughter stopped abruptly, and he awkwardly explained, "What I mean is that we're too familiar with each other, how could we possibly do that?"

"You know, I've always considered you my best brother!"

"Then why didn't you say we were siblings when you were acting like a bully just now?"

"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes almost popped out of their sockets. "You really want to acknowledge me as your older brother?"

Do I have a crush on Hu Yifei?

In fact, Zeng Xiaoxian himself didn't know, but he knew that he absolutely did not want to have another younger sister like Hu Yifei.

[No, what about a time machine? A way to undo mistakes? If all else fails, Dragon Ball or Aladdin's lamp would do.]

Almighty God, please let me answer that first question again!

Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian as if he were a gorilla in a zoo: "Why are you always thinking about wishful thinking? I mean, I'm the older brother!"

Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief. No matter what, as long as she doesn't become my sister, that's fine.

"Hehe, you're the older brother, then I'm..." Xiaoxian's expression changed: "Your sister?"

Hu Yifei said arrogantly, "A brother's job is to protect his sister. With your spineless personality, how can you be a brother?"

"What do you mean by 'timid when faced with a problem'?" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted, unconvinced. "Wasn't my behavior today manly enough?"

"Yes, yes, you're very manly."

Yifei suddenly lost interest in acknowledging him and continued rolling out the dough with her head down. She said indifferently, "Zeng Xiaoxian, I've known you for so many years, and you've only acted like a real man for these ten minutes today."

What kind of man is he if he can only last ten minutes?

"If you could always do what you did just now, maybe..."

Hu Yifei's voice grew softer and softer.

"Maybe what?" He didn't hear a word Yifei said after that.

"It's nothing, I'm going to roll out the dough now, you can go play somewhere else!"

"Yifei?"

"Um."

"Yifei?"

"what!"

"Yifei?"

"Didn't I tell you to just say what you want to say? Why are you calling me? Can't you see I'm rolling out dough?"

Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated before picking up the dough that Yifei had already rolled out, and then extended his index finger with his other hand to compare it with the noodles.

These noodles are even thicker than Zeng Xiaoxian's index finger.

"Is this the dough you rolled out?"

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned mischievously, "Are you planning to widen Nanfeng's esophagus?"

[In her inner world, Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was covered in darts, with a broad smile: I told you, from today onwards, no one can question my cooking skills anymore, no one!]

"...Zeng Xiaoxian."

"Um?"

"Did you wash your hands?" Hu Yifei decided to give Zeng Xiaoxian one last chance to live.

"No, and it seems like I just went to the bathroom," Zeng Xiaoxian replied, oblivious to the fact that he hadn't noticed.

Hu Yifei waved the rolling pin in her hand: "Come on, come on, don't worry about whether Nanfeng's esophagus will be widened or not, I'll help you widen your esophagus today."

"If you can't pull this rolling pin out completely tomorrow, I'll consider you constipated."

"Open your mouth!"

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled dryly, then threw the noodles in his hand at Yifei's face and ran away.

"You've gone too far! How dare you launch a sneak attack! Stop right there!"

Hu Yifei swung the rolling pin and chased after him. She stepped onto the table, did a front flip, and caught up with Zeng Xiaoxian in just a few steps.

She reached out and grabbed Xiaoxian by the back of his collar, pulling him back forcefully.

Xiao Xian immediately understood the feeling Zi Qiao had when he flew into the air and landed flat on the ground.

The only difference is that Ziqiao was thrown solidly to the floor by Yifei, while Zeng Xiaoxian was only dragged onto the sofa by Yifei.

[Lu Ziqiao: ???]

This is not fair.

[Go ahead and throw him! Throw him hard!]

This is such unfair discrimination!!!

"You mocked my cooking skills, handled my noodles without washing your hands, and then threw the noodles you touched without washing your hands at my face."

Hu Yifei sat directly on Zeng Xiaoxian, pinning his wrists down with her feet, preventing him from using his strength.

Yifei grinned maliciously and pressed the rolling pin firmly against his chest.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, don't think that just because you acted like a real man in front of a dozen girls, you can do whatever you want in Love Apartment."

"Today I'm going to teach you how to distinguish between the King and Queen."

"Yifei, little Feifei, calm down, you absolutely must calm down!"

"I'm very calm. Anyway, there's only one path in life."

"From top to bottom, from inside to outside."

She used a rolling pin to trace a line from Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth down to his buttocks: "You choose, do you want it to go in from the top or from the bottom?"

"Yifei, we're back..."

Yu Mo opened the door, followed by everyone from Love Apartment.

And so everyone saw this scene.

In episode 3601, Zeng Xiaoxian, disheveled, was pinned to the sofa (pulled by Yifei), his face showing the terror of someone being forcibly raped.

Yifei sat on Zeng Xiaoxian's lap, her round and perky buttocks pressing against Xiaoxian's lower abdomen, her fair and slender legs teasingly stepping lightly on Zeng Xiaoxian's wrists.

She was holding a long, thin, rounded stick in her hand, and she used it to gently move it down from Xiaoxian's tightly closed lips.

It traced across the prominent Adam's apple on the neck, across the burning heat of the chest, across the edge of the lower abdomen, and then down, down...

down.

The curry sauce tried desperately to squeeze in, but Guan Gu pushed it out.

"My God." Yu Mo exclaimed in disbelief.

"Oh my god." Zhanbo was on the verge of collapse.

"Oh my god." Wan Yu covered her eyes with her hands, but secretly peeked through her fingers.

"Oh my god." Mika licked her lips.

"Oh my god." Guan Gu silently retreated.

"My God." Ziqiao, whose face was pale and bloodless, suddenly brightened up and became more lively.

The others outside the door turned to look at Nanfeng.

Having already heard the truth, Nanfeng belatedly followed suit and sighed.

"Oh my God."

It's finally almost over.