Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 67 Drama Queen Qin Yumo

"South wind? South wind?"

Yu Mo stretched out her hand and waved it in front of his eyes.

"Could it be that the fever has damaged his brain?" She reached out and gently touched Nanfeng's forehead. "He doesn't have a fever."

"I'm fine." Nanfeng's voice sounded a little dry, whether from a sore throat or something else was unclear.

"It's good that you're alright."

Yu Mo relaxed at first, then complained, "Why didn't you answer when I called you?"

"Uh..." Nanfeng was speechless for a moment.

How should I answer this? Should I just say that seeing you reminded me of my mom?

Nanfeng felt that if Yumo was just angry and thought he was talking about her age, that would be the best outcome.

Given her current flirtatious and mature mindset, what if she thinks I'm implying that she wants to drink breast milk?

"Fine, don't tell me then."

Seeing Nanfeng's state, Yu Mo didn't make things difficult for him any further.

She stood up again and showed off her white dress: "How is it? Does it look good?"

Nanfeng really wanted to answer "It looks good," but seeing the sales assistant listening intently, she knew that if she said "It looks good," it would be harder to negotiate a lower price later.

but……

"It's beautiful, very beautiful," Nanfeng praised.

Oh well, it's just clothes, not a wedding dress, so the price can't be too outrageous.

Yu Mo smiled broadly: "Then I'll take this one."

Yu Mo's straightforwardness surprised Nan Feng, who had been prepared to sit there in a daze for half an hour.

After all, even Hu Yifei, who is known as a tomboy, always goes out in the morning and doesn't come back until the evening whenever she says she wants to go shopping for clothes.

"Aren't you going to be picky anymore?"

Yu Mo shook her head: "We didn't come out to shop for clothes today. Just buy something wearable to get by."

"Besides, even if we had a late breakfast, it's already afternoon now."

"I felt very full when I ate fried chicken and barbecue in the morning, but I didn't feel hungry for long."

"Nanfeng, I'm starving! Let's hurry up and buy the clothes so we can go to the supermarket and see what we can eat at this hour."

Actually, Yu Mo wasn't as hungry as she claimed, but she was worried that Nan Feng was hungry.

He was already a patient, and he couldn't take his medicine while hungry.

If I were to starve myself and something bad happened, I... I...

He couldn't explain it to Yifei.

Yes, that's right.

"Then I'll take this one."

Since Yu Mo has said so, Nan Feng is not the kind of person who is willing to spend too much time choosing clothes.

The two hit it off immediately and decided to pay the bill.

"Hello, how much is this?" Nanfeng asked the sales assistant next to him.

The sales assistant greeted me with a very polite smile: "Hello, you two, the price of this white dress is 869."

Yu Mo exclaimed in surprise, "So expensive?"

It's not that she doesn't have clothes at that price, it's just that her clothes vary in brand, material, and quality.

Even disregarding the brand, this white dress doesn't justify its price based on the material and quality alone.

So Yu Mo decided to use her sure-fire bargaining technique.

"Too expensive, can you lower the price? How about 800?"

*Slap!* Nanfeng put her hand to her forehead, looking as if she couldn't bear to listen any longer.

Grandma, are you sure you know how to bargain?

Who only haggles down a fraction of the price?

If a physical store had a customer like you, the store owner would probably be laughing in their sleep.

"Are you selling 360?" Nanfeng quickly interrupted Yu Mo's bargaining before the sales assistant could speak.

It's not that Nanfeng can't afford the 800 yuan, it's just that this dress is clearly not worth that price. Why should I give the boss a few hundred more yuan?

The sales assistant initially tried to feign reluctance before reluctantly agreeing.

As a result, Nanfeng cut the price by more than half, and she immediately regretted it.

I should have just nodded and agreed. What am I even pretending for?

"Don't kid me, handsome. With this style and material, 360 can't even get it at cost price." The sales assistant used the most basic bargaining tactics of the merchants.

"And look how well this dress suits your girlfriend, how beautiful she is, how elegant she looks, just like a fairy from heaven."

"869 is really not expensive, don't you think, beautiful lady?"

The sales assistant said she wanted to bring Yu Mo into her camp.

But Yu Mo just doesn't know how to bargain; she's not stupid.

She reached out and hugged Nanfeng's arm, adopting a submissive stance: "I'll listen to my man."

Suddenly, Yu Mo remembered something and added, "By the way, I'm not his girlfriend either."

"I'm his mistress. All his money is with his wife. He definitely can't afford anything too expensive."

south wind:"……"

God knows what kind of willpower and acting skills it took to force myself not to turn my head to look at Yu Mo, and to act as if it were perfectly normal and sanctimonious in front of the sales assistant.

For a fleeting moment, Nanfeng even considered buying the dress at full price.

Miss Qin Yumo, is it really necessary for you to go to such lengths just to get a discount?

At this moment, the sales assistant's smile completely froze.

If she didn't constantly remind herself that she was working, she wouldn't even be able to maintain a smile.

In all her years as a sales assistant, she's seen all sorts of bargaining tactics, but she's never seen anything like this before.

Especially since this beautiful woman spoke with such certainty, seemingly without shame but rather with pride, it made the sales assistant unsure whether she was telling the truth or lying.

The sales assistant smirked and said, "Miss, you're really joking. Who would be a mistress these days if they didn't have money?"

The sales assistant realized something was wrong as soon as she said it.

You have to understand that some things can only be said by the guests. If you just casually chime in like you did, you might get scolded and criticized by the guests.

It can only be said that she was completely stunned by Yu Mo, which is why she made such a basic mistake.

Fortunately, Yu Mo was only trying to negotiate the price and didn't intend to make things difficult for her.

She merely raised an eyebrow, continuing to play her role angrily, and said, "What are you talking about? What kind of talk is that?"

"Does being a mistress necessarily mean you're after money? Can't we be the ones who truly love each other?"

"Being the other woman doesn't mean we weren't truly in love."

"Since we're truly in love, why would I care whether his money is in his own hands or in his wife's?"

Nanfeng almost burst out laughing, but she still used her superb acting skills to pretend to be nonchalant as she looked at the sales assistant, and then gave Yumo a tender and loving look.

No, it's really not going to work.

I wonder if the money I get from haggling will be enough to cover my medical bills that will make me laugh until my stomach hurts.

As for the sales assistant, her values ​​clearly couldn't accept the revolutionary inequality that "being a mistress doesn't mean we're not truly in love."

If she could, she really wouldn't want to do this deal.

It's a pity that the sales assistant was a sales assistant, not the owner of the store.

The sales assistant could only sigh helplessly to herself, thinking that she was currently at work.

Oh well, so be it if I'm a mistress, so be it if it's true love, it doesn't affect my work anyway.

Selling clothes doesn't matter who you sell them to.

Little three?

Even mistresses need to wear clothes... well, that's not necessarily true.

The sales associate, increasingly confused, decided to skip this absurd topic and focus on the price negotiation itself.

She flashed a professional smile again: "Handsome guy, beautiful lady, no matter what, 360's price is absolutely unacceptable."

"Touch the fabric of this dress carefully. It's delicate and smooth, won't hurt your skin, and won't get damaged or deformed no matter how you wash it in the machine."

"Let me tell you, this material is really, really good, and it's perfect for this beautiful lady."

"Okay, I'll make the decision, 700."

"700 is already the lowest price for this dress. If you don't believe me, go check other stores."

"Such a nice work skirt, no one else would offer you such a low price except me."

Nanfeng nodded and said softly, "I really want to believe that this dress is as good as you say, but after seeing the performance of your other sales assistant, I really don't dare to believe what you're saying."

"How about this, 450."

"How about 450?"

Upon hearing this, the sales assistant turned to look at another colleague.

This colleague was selling clothes to another plump woman.

To be honest, if this voluptuous beauty deviates from the so-called standard of being fair-skinned, young, and thin, given her height of being a full head taller than Yu Mo and her naturally large frame, she can hardly be considered fat.

However, the women's clothing in the store was clearly more suitable for a tall and voluptuous woman like her; even the largest size women's shirt she was wearing looked a bit too tight.

From the front, there's not much of a problem, because the high, rounded chest effectively hides the small belly.

However, the overly tight shirt accentuated layers of fat on her back, making her appear broad-shouldered and thick-waisted.

However, even though the dress didn't suit her at all, the older saleswoman kept saying things like, "This dress isn't too small, it's stretchy, and it makes you look very slim."

The constant praise made the voluptuous woman beam with delight, and she didn't even haggle over the price before letting the sales assistant pack the clothes and prepare to pay.

This truly amazed Nanfeng; it's true that in every profession, there are outstanding individuals.

The sales assistant standing next to her broke out in a cold sweat, but inwardly gave her a thumbs up.

Otherwise, how could that lady be the top salesperson in the store? With her ability to lie through her teeth, I don't know how long it would take her to learn.

Sister, you've made this deal, but it'll make things difficult for me.

"How about 450? If it's okay, we'll pay; if not, we'll leave."

Nanfeng said, "This time of year is neither the New Year nor a holiday. We were just buying some clothes anyway, so we'll buy them if you agree."

The saleswoman stubbornly said, "450 is really too low. I definitely can't explain this price to the boss."

"Okay, I won't make any money off you. It'll be a fixed price of 520."

"Take 520 with you, it's an auspicious number, consider it a memento of your true love."

God knows what kind of willpower this sales assistant had to force herself to grit her teeth and utter the words "true love".

Nanfeng touched the fabric of the dress, knowing that the price was inflated, but these days, how could a buyer possibly find truly good quality items at a low price?

Of course, the most important thing is that Yu Mo looks really good in this dress.

"Okay, let's go with 520. No need to install it, we'll just wear it and go."

After Nanfeng and Yumo paid the bill and put the original leather jacket into a bag, they prepared to leave the women's clothing store, which they both decided they would never come back to a second time.

"Oh, right."

Just as the two were about to leave the women's clothing store, Yu Mo turned around and greeted the sales assistant.

Happy April Fool's Day five months in advance!

The sales assistant was stunned. Before she could realize what had happened, she saw Nanfeng and Yumo clapping their hands and running out of the store.

Now she finally understood.

No, is it really necessary for you to go to such lengths to bargain?

(End of this chapter)