Water Margin: Hu Sanniang and I swapped clothes

Hu Sanniang is the type of person who responds better to gentle persuasion than force.

If Sister-in-law Gu were to stand up to her, Hu Sanniang could beat her to death.

But when Sister-in-law Gu started wailing, Hu Sanniang lost interest.

"You bitch!"

Hu Sanniang snorted coldly, got up and walked to the dressing table, instinctively wanting to fix her makeup.

Although Hu Sanniang doesn't care about her image when fighting, she is still a woman after all, and she still cares about it after the fight is over.

Looking in the bronze mirror, Hu Sanniang realized that she was now a man, and there was nothing to care about...

Overwhelmed with grief, Hu Sanniang's eyes reddened, while Gu Dasao continued to roll on the ground, crying and cursing:

"You surnamed Sun, I've been married to you for three years! Waaaaah..."

"Three years! Do you know how I've spent these three years? Waaaaah..."

"This family relies on me for everything, inside and out? Waaaaah..."

Hu Sanniang frowned slightly. So, it was the man she had possessed who had wronged her?

Did I hit her wrong?

"Sun Erlang, I know you've disliked me for a long time! Waaaaah..."

Sister-in-law Gu is quite adept at throwing a tantrum:

"Isn't it just that you think I can't sew?"

"Isn't it just that you dislike me because I can't have children?"

"Isn't it just that you complain that I manage all the household finances?"

"Isn't it because you dislike my bad temper and often hit you?"

"Waaaah... But don't you do anything wrong at all?"

"So what if you can't sew?"

"My parents raised me for so long, why should I suffer with you?"

"Having a child is a matter for two people. How do you know it's me who can't have a child?"

"If seeds are sown but no seedlings emerge, is it a problem with the soil or the seed?"

"When you men have money, you indulge in eating, drinking, gambling, and whoring. What's wrong with me managing the household finances?"

Do you think I want to be short-tempered?

"Isn't it all because you forced us to do this?"

"Your brother is the military commander of Dengzhou. If I don't act tough, won't I be bullied to death by you?"

"Besides, you're so timid. If I don't take a stronger stance, won't our family be bullied to death by outsiders?"

As Sister-in-law Gu got more and more excited, she simply sat cross-legged on the ground, crying and pounding the ground as she spoke.

Although she spoke irrationally and distorted the truth, Hu Sanniang still gleaned much important information from her:

First, it wasn't a typo.

Secondly, his surname is Sun, and he is the second child in his family.

Third, he has an older brother who is a military commander in Dengzhou, so this place is most likely Dengzhou.

Fourth, he and this woman have no children.

Fifth, he was penniless; all his money was in this woman's hands...

After endless nagging, Sister-in-law Gu felt she had wasted her talent marrying Sun Xin, and decisively unleashed her trump card:

You dare hit me!

"If you dare to hit me once, you dare to hit me a thousand times, ten thousand times!"

"I can't live like this anymore!"

"That's it! Let's break up!"

This move can be considered Sister-in-law Gu's trump card.

Every time this trick was used, Sun Xin had to kneel down and beg for mercy. It worked every time and was always effective.

This is the source of Sister-in-law Gu's confidence to act domineeringly and recklessly at home.

Otherwise, in the original story, Sister-in-law Gu would not have so recklessly forced Sun Li to join her in the rebellion.

Sun Li dotes on his brother Sun Xin, who is afraid of his wife, so Gu Dasao has a firm grip on the two brothers.

But Hu Sanniang is not Sun Xin.

The Hu Sanniang of today is not the same Hu Sanniang who later lost her soul and became an accomplice to the short, ugly, and lecherous Wang Ai Hu after her entire family was wiped out...

The current Hu Sanniang is young and full of vigor, and she is not afraid of the Liangshan Marsh's endless battles!

So when Sister-in-law Gu suggested breaking up the partnership, Hu Sanniang agreed without hesitation:

"most!

"Today we are parting ways, and from now on we have no further connection!"

"Oh, this..."

Sister-in-law Gu sat on the ground, looking up at Hu Sanniang with a bewildered expression:

Why aren't you playing by the rules?

When I suggested breaking up, shouldn't you have been terrified?

Shouldn't you immediately kneel down, admit your mistake, and beg me not to leave while clinging to my leg?

No, are you still my good-for-nothing husband?

"You go your way, I'll go mine!"

Hu Sanniang glanced at the barely dawning sky outside:

"Get out of here when it's light, don't pollute my eyes!"

Sister-in-law Gu could hardly believe her ears, staring wide-eyed at Hu Sanniang:

Erlang, are you serious?

Hu Sanniang had already withdrawn her gaze, picked up her tiger-eye bamboo-jointed steel whip, and carefully wiped it with a linen cloth.

"Let's go!"

Gu Dasao's nickname "Mother Tiger" wasn't given for nothing; seeing that Hu Sanniang was determined, she stopped bothering her.

She scrambled to her feet, and while dressing, Sister-in-law Gu gritted her teeth and uttered harsh words:

"Sun Erlang, you'll regret this!"

"Once I walk out that door today, it won't be so easy for me to come back!"

After saying that, Sister-in-law Gu angrily went to pack up her valuables.

At first, Hu Sanniang remained silent, but seeing that Gu Dasao's bundle was getting bigger and bigger, Hu Sanniang snorted coldly:

"Are you robbing me?"

"Without me, could the family have accumulated so much gold and silver?"

Sister-in-law Gu's bluster was all bark and no bite.

Hu Sanniang's face darkened, and she threw down the burlap sack. Gu Dasao quickly grabbed a handful of loose silver from her bundle.

"Here you go, you're back! You're blinded by greed!"

She quickly tied the package in a knot, slung it over her shoulder, and mumbled something as she left the house.

After leaving the house, Sister-in-law Gu bumped into the Huo family, who had come to work early in the morning.

Huo Jia asked Sister-in-law Gu while yawning:

"Sister-in-law, where are you going?"

"Mind your own business!"

Sister-in-law Gu was furious, so she kicked Huo Jia to the ground!

After taking two steps, Sister-in-law Gu changed her mind again. She turned around, grabbed the man by the collar, and lifted him up with one hand.

"Little San'er, go to the city now and find my uncle!"

"Just tell them that Sun Erlang has gone mad and wants to break up with me!"

"what?"

The youngest daughter of the Huo family looked completely bewildered: "Sister-in-law, you must be joking..."

"Who would joke with you like that!"

Sister-in-law Gu glared at him fiercely:

"Go and come back right now, or I'll break your leg!"

"Yes, yes, yes..."

In the Sun family, it has always been Sister-in-law Gu who calls the shots. The young mistress, coerced by her tyranny, turned around and ran away.

"snort!"

Sister-in-law Gu glanced back at the front door with a smug look on her face. She had these two brothers completely under her thumb!

Sun Erlang has gone mad, but surely Sun Dalang can't have gone mad too?

As the saying goes, "It's better to tear down ten temples than to break up one marriage."

When Sun Dalang arrives, he will surely advise Sun Erlang to be patient for a while and that taking a step back will open up a whole new world!

Once Sun Erlang's madness subsides, he'll be kicking himself!

snort!

If you want your mother to come back, you'll have to come and fetch me in a sedan chair carried by eight men!

However, just in case, Sister-in-law Gu decided to go back to her hometown to find help.

Her maternal uncle's family had two cousins, one named "Two-Headed Snake" Jie Zhen and the other named "Double-Tailed Scorpion" Jie Bao.

Jie Zhen is wicked, and Jie Bao has a fiery temper; both are skilled in martial arts.

These two cousins ​​have the best relationship with Sister-in-law Gu.

Although they are also Sun Li and Sun Xin's cousins, they would definitely help her if a fight broke out.