HuaYu: The most muscular director in history!

"Click—"

The door opened, and my cousin peeked out, looking around.

She hadn't been to her cousin's room in a long time.

It's pretty much the same as before: off-white sheets, desk, wallpaper, and the cabinets are full of Hello Kitty and Doraemon plush toys. The walls are covered with posters of several celebrities.

My cousin only recognizes Marilyn Monroe and Faye Wong.

"Sister, come in."

Yifei pulled her cousin into the house and gave her her beloved Doraemon slippers.

Do you want to take a shower?

"You go first, cousin."

"OK!" Yifei raised her hand and gave an OK sign, then turned around and went to the wardrobe, pulling out a set of purple pajamas.

She paused, then glanced at her cousin discreetly. Seeing that her cousin was looking at her own storage shelf and not paying attention to her, she pulled her phone out of her dirty clothes and slipped into the bathroom.

"Hey, Sisi!"

"!"

Yifei paused, turning back to look at her cousin: "Sis, it's perfectly normal to take a bath and play on your phone, isn't it?"

"Huh?" The older cousin was a little confused again, but ignoring her younger cousin's strange behavior today, she pointed to the storage shelf: "Can I take a look?"

"Oh, this!" Yifei breathed a sigh of relief. "Take it or leave it!"

"OK!"

My cousin turned and walked towards the shelf, while Yifei went to the bathroom and locked the door.

"Phew...that scared Akane to death."

Yifei isn't actually a shy person, but when it comes to something as simple as dating, girls always feel embarrassed, especially in front of their peers.

After calming down, Yifei, while relieving herself, stripped down to her bare skin and asked, "Have you seen any messages from that big blockhead?"

She stood in front of the mirror, turned on her phone's camera to take a selfie, and two little pigeons crawled into the phone.

"Ah!"

She quickly covered her left and right breasts, paused for two seconds before realizing what was happening, and then turned off the camera.

"Phew..." She gently punched Xiao Zuo, feeling a wave of fear wash over her.

Luckily, I'm not used to making video calls, otherwise...

"Ugh...it's all that blockhead's fault. I'm only home for a month or two, and I have to send him a photo every single day!"

As they were talking, she opened QQ and clicked on their chat window.

[It's Xixi, not Dongdong]: You big blockhead, you big blockhead, your performance tonight was also amazing!

[It's Xixi, not Dongdong]: Hmm?

[It's Xixi, not Dongdong]: Huh? (Tilting head manually)

Yifei, standing in front of the mirror, tilted her head. "Strange, didn't that blockhead finish his performance a while ago?"

"Beep beep beep!"

[Not South South, but North North]: Ah, sorry Little Pudding, I'm a bit busy right now.

[It's Xixi, not Dongdong]: What happened?

[Not Nannan, but Beibei]: Yes, it's the company, uh, no. Something happened in the fan group, and they're at the police station now.

[It's Xixi, not Dongdong]: Huh?

Yifei was taken aback. She frowned and her hands moved quickly.

[It's Xixi, not Dongdong]: What happened! Weren't you on the Spring Festival Gala? How did you end up at the police station? Were you beaten up?

[Not Nannan, but Beibei]: No, Little Pudding, don't worry, it's a fan's problem, I'm helping to handle it.

[It's Xixi, not Dongdong]: Huh? Then...

Yifei wanted to ask what exactly happened, but then stopped herself from pointing. Big Wood must be very busy right now.

[It's Xixi, not Dongdong]: Then you go ahead and get busy. Message me when you're done.

[Not Nannan, but Beibei]: Okay, I'll get back to work now. By the way, if you really miss me, you might want to check out the latest interview video. I got a copy from the senior member on CCTV-1.

"Hmph—" Yifei pouted. "Who wants to see you, you big blockhead!"

She turned around and went to the bathtub. After testing the water temperature, she lifted her long, white legs and stepped into the tub.

"Ah, that feels so good!"

After lying down, she placed her phone on the shelf next to her and opened the video sent by Xiang Nan.

[Xiang Nan, what are your thoughts on your performance tonight?]

In the video, Big Wood stares wide-eyed and scratches the back of his head: "Uh, I'll watch it standing up."

"Pfft... Hee hee hee hee hee..."

Laughter soon erupted from the bathroom.

On the other side...

At Yuyuantan Police Station, Xiang Nan sat in the interrogation room chair, with a coffee in front of him and a cell phone in his hand.

Instead of case files, the two young police officers opposite handed over two autographed photos and a pen.

The officer said, "What a coincidence, the store next door sells them."

The police officer retorted, "Don't you even know who she is? This is Nan-mei."

Xiang Nan paused in his signing, his eyes twitched a few times, and then he continued signing.

"Alright, you two have to work the night shift, thank you for your hard work."

Xiang Nan handed over the autographed photo.

The imagined "serving the people" and "this is my duty" did not appear; instead, there was...

"This is amazing! My daughter has been craving this guy for ages!"

"Me too, I gave this to my girlfriend tonight, and now we can finally get a good night's sleep."

Xiang Nan: "..."

Actually, nothing else happened today, it was just that the fan group was acting strangely.

He finished his performance at 8:40, and the news broke at 8:40.

There are two trending topics in total:

#Crowdfunding to assassinate Xiang Nan#

#Scam Exposed at South American Concentration Camp: Male Fan Flees with 400,000 Yuan#

Yes, what Xiao Li said about crowdfunding to urge updates has really happened!

The world will always have its share of opportunists.

The key point is that they create a group and charge each person one yuan. Who cares about such a small amount?

In the interrogation room, the two police officers had already begun to share the good news with their families, while Xiang Nan took out his phone and started checking the status of his fans in the fan group.

[Jelly Akane]: Yo—

[Little Bookboy Loves His Wife]: You son of a bitch, Nanmei, how could you do this to us? Fuck your mother and demand a refund!

[Jelly Qian]: Hey, you're too excited. Can you be a little more civilized?

[Little Scholar Loves His Wife]: I've investigated, Xiang Nan doesn't have a younger sister!

[Liu Yifei]: Where can I find a younger sister? How do I investigate?

[Time Flies Back]: You're so flirtatious upstairs! I'm from Chengdu, shall we chat?

[The Boy Next Door]: 6!

[Eri's Dog Egg]: No, no, his online name is Liu Yifei in traditional Chinese characters, right?

[斡_FEI]: Oh my god, it's true! Don't you dare impersonate my fairy sister!

[Drawn by Wu Qian]: You bringing this up makes me angry again. That bitch Nanmei, she had her eye on the Fairy Sister from the very beginning, didn't she?

[Scarecrow at the Crossroads]: That's for sure! The female fan group of Yifei Xianju next door is not only beating Nanmei up as a pervert, but they also won't let us fans in. Is this a beaver? No, it's not a beaver!

[HH夏虫]: Weren't we talking about Nanmei? I heard he got arrested?

[AnonymousDDD]: Good job!

[No time to wave]: Good job!

[Fengyun Wuji]: Good job!

[Arrogant and Rampage]: Rampage!

[Lei Ge Fan]: Well done, you dog from the south, where's my new album?

[Little Scholar Loves His Wife]: Dude, can't you be a little more civilized?

"Um……"

Xiang Nan's expression while holding his phone completely transformed into that of an old man on the subway.

"You look quite energetic!"

He muttered something to himself, then turned off his phone and ignored it.

There's no way he'll release a new album; he's busy right now. Seeing how heartwarming his fans are makes him feel at ease.

On the other side...

"Click—"

Yifei came out of the bathroom, drying her hair. She was steaming and her face was rosy. After tossing her phone onto the bed, she turned to look at her cousin.

"Sis, it's your turn to wash."

"Okay, I got it. I'll look at the rest of the pictures first."

"What are you looking at?" Yifei walked suspiciously to her cousin's side, peeked over, and her eyes instantly froze.

"Ah!!! No!"

Yifei raised her hand to snatch it.

"What are you doing!" My cousin was startled and instinctively let go of the photo in her hand.

"Splash—"

Photos were scattered on the ground, and under the bright lights, a photo of Xiang Nan shirtless with his chin slightly raised, revealing his abs, was displayed.

My cousin looked up incredulously: "Sissi! You..."

"ah--"

A scream woke Liu's mother, who had just fallen asleep.

"It's not what you think—"