Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

"vomit……"

Dijiang was at the very center of the flower-hand storm.

The wind spun, the sky darkened, stars appeared before my eyes, and the world spun around me.

I was complaining about rocking toys before, but this is really disgusting.

The rocking horse is a social death, a double attack of social death plus physical injury.

Dijiang could vaguely see the unrestrained smile on Styx's face.

Just as he was about to unleash his fury, all he could manage was a dry heaving sound.

"vomit!"

Meanwhile, the demonic spiritual pronouncements of the Styx River continued to echo in my ears.

"The world is full of dazzling temptations, but if you don't have the ability, don't try to compete with me!"

Not far away, Zhao Gongming watched this scene, couldn't help but click his tongue twice, and shook his head.

"To be honest... looking at the entire prehistoric world..."

"You probably can't find another person who can have such poor interpersonal relationships as Uncle-Master Dijiang."

"Getting beaten up wherever you go is a skill in itself."

"I'm outta here. It seems like there's nothing for me to do here anymore. Staying any longer might make me an innocent bystander."

Without saying a word, Zhao Gongming tore through space and disappeared from the spot.

……

Shouyang Mountain, the courtyard of the human race.

Upon his return, Zhao Gongming immediately announced that he would be going into seclusion.

Inside the secret room, he sat cross-legged, his body radiating Taoist energy.

"System, claim your reward!"

hum!

Two drops of essence blood, emanating the aura of supreme laws, appeared.

A single, crystal-clear drop, frozen in the long river of time, the essence of time and the blood of gods and demons!

A single, ethereal drop connects to the endless void, the essence of space gods and demons!

"The Great Dao of Time and Space is entirely within your grasp!"

Zhao Gongming opened his mouth and swallowed it.

Rumble!

Combined with the newly acquired Primordial Version of the Eight Extraordinary Skills.

Zhao Gongming's comprehension was stimulated to the extreme at this moment.

Time accelerated and reversed around him, and space folded and shattered around him.

After an unknown amount of time, Zhao Gongming suddenly opened his eyes, as if the birth and death of the vast world were appearing before him.

"He's broken through to the mid-stage of the Great Luo Golden Immortal realm, and it seems he's even seeing scenes from other worlds?"

In the daze of the previous breakthrough, it seemed that scenes from other worlds appeared before my eyes.

Although it was still somewhat blurry, the atmosphere of the different worlds was completely different and could be distinguished.

"It seems that the grand expedition plan advocated by the advisor really needs to be promoted."

Zhao Gongming concealed his aura and pushed open the door to leave.

However, as soon as he opened the courtyard gate, he saw a pale-faced man with a resentful look in his eyes.

A burly man, who looked as if he had been ravaged by hundreds of men, was leaning against the doorway, staring intently at him.

"Uncle-Master Di Jiang?"

Zhao Gongming was startled and coughed awkwardly twice.

"Ahem, Uncle-Master, what's wrong?"

"What do you want from me? This isn't how you stage an accident."

Dijiang sniffed, looking aggrieved and resentful.

"Brother Zhao, you be the judge!"

"First, that old bastard Kunpeng shook my brains with a rocking horse!"

"Then there was that pervert from Styx, who used his flowery umbrella to dry me off!"

"It almost killed me! Now I walk in circles!"

"They all have new tricks up their sleeves, bullying an honest guy like me!"

Dijiang grabbed Zhao Gongming's sleeve and acted like a rascal.

"I don't care, I want a new magic weapon too!"

"It has to be the kind that runs fast and is disgusting!"

Looking at Di Jiang's miserable state, Zhao Gongming could only chuckle and say...

"Alright, alright, I'll do as my uncle says."

Immediately, he couldn't help but make a comment.

"But, Uncle-Master..."

"You rely on your magic weapon to extort money from people all day long, which has made you so unpopular. When people get a magic weapon, the first thing they do is to take you down."

"You're pretty clueless too, can't you tone it down a bit?"

Dijiang blushed and stubbornly defended himself.

"I...I'm just using the rules of this magical artifact reasonably!"

"They beat me up, did I say anything?"

"My ass has been completely ruined by that old bastard, Dong Wang Gong..."

"stop!!"

Zhao Gongming quickly waved his hand to interrupt, his face filled with terror.

"Fine, fine, Uncle-Master, I don't want to hear it!"

"I certainly don't want to see your buttocks, please have some self-respect!"

"Just give me the rare and precious materials, and I'll forge a magical artifact for you. Please!"

Dijiang chuckled and, without saying a word, directly took out a Void Flowing Light Stone that emitted the Law of Extreme Speed.

[Ding! High-level refining material detected: Void Flowing Light Stone]

[Matching Scheme: Can craft vehicle/racing/drift-related concept items]

Zhao Gongming took the materials, turned around, and went into the weapon-refining room.

Forty-nine days later.

boom!

A stylish vehicle suddenly appeared: an electric wheelchair.

And it looks like a second-hand item that's been used for decades.

There was also a ridiculous little picture of GG stuck on the back of the chair.

Professional roof leak repair.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]

【Magic Weapon Name: Shrimp Catcher - Wuling Divine Car】

[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]

[Conceptual Attributes: Inertial Drift - Overtaking on a Curve!]

[Effect: While seated in a wheelchair, speed is forcibly increased to exceed the speed of light!]

[It possesses an absolute overtaking capability; no matter who is in front, it can definitely overtake them when encountering a curve. Furthermore, the wheelchair's impact force is comparable to the physical body of a celestial being—whoever gets in its way will be struck!]

[Side effect: The "Akina Mountain Speed ​​King - Tofu Shop" BGM!]

[Restrictions: The user must hold the handlebars with one hand, tilt their body wildly with the wheelchair, making exaggerated drifting movements, and maintain a melancholic and deep gaze.]

[BGM: The wheelchair comes with a super loud "Catch the Shrimp" song that can't be turned off!]

[Dialogue: When drifting, you must shout out that classic monologue!]

"Last night I lost to a wheelchair on Mount Akina!"

"He used inertia to drift through the corner; his car was fast!"

"All I saw was his sign for repairing leaky roofs..."

At the same time, the system's critical hit reward almost made Zhao Gongming bite his tongue.

[Ding! Supreme God-level Critical Strike Triggered!]

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained: Investiture of the Gods (Heavenly Book)!]

hum!

A golden scroll, radiating boundless heavenly pressure and ruling over all the gods, floated quietly in Zhao Gongming's sea of ​​consciousness.

"Investiture of the Gods?!"

Zhao Gongming's heart pounded wildly. This was the core treasure of the future Investiture of the Gods!

The names of 365 righteous gods are written on it.

It can bestow titles upon the gods of Heaven, control the true spirits of the gods, and suppress the destiny of Heaven!

"With this thing..."

"In the future Investiture of the Gods, will I be able to put whoever I want on the list, and protect whoever I want?"

"This is practically a cheating device!"

Zhao Gongming suppressed his excitement and walked out with the broken wheelchair.

……

Outside the door, Zhao Gongming handed the wheelchair to Dijiang and explained in detail its suffocating use.

Dijiang looked at the wheelchair with the little GG sticker on it, and instead of being disgusted, his eyes grew brighter and brighter.

"Absolutely overtaken?"

"Is the impact force comparable to that of an ancestral witch?"

"It can even drift?"

Dijiang slapped his thigh and jumped up excitedly.

"Wonderful! This is practically made for me!"

"Think about it, I'll first use the stretcher to extort money from people, and once I've got the money, I'll keep it."

"If I can't extort money from you or I can't beat you in a fight, I'll just get in my wheelchair and run away!"

"Who can catch me? Who can overtake me?"

"Extort money using a stretcher, then get in a wheelchair and run away—that's the perfect plan!"

Dijiang instantly grasped the essence of this rogue combo.

He eagerly sat in the wheelchair, gripping the handle with one hand and leaning his body forward.

Buzz!

The exciting shrimp-catching activity exploded instantly.

"Styx, you just wait!"

"Having a good time shaking, huh? I'm going to crush you right now!"

Whoosh!

Dijiang drove his electric wheelchair, disappearing into a blur.

It drew a perfect S-shaped drift in the air and headed straight for the Netherworld Blood Sea!

Only that classic line remained, echoing in the air.

"Last night I lost to a wheelchair on Mount Akina..."