Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

Shouyang Mountain, Zhao Gongming's small courtyard.

After sending Houtu away and settling things in the underworld, Zhao Gongming finally enjoyed a rare moment of leisure.

He lay comfortably in the rocking chair, a handful of sunflower seeds in his hand, swaying back and forth contentedly.

Above our heads.

"Buzzing—!"

The ear-piercing roar of the engine rang out rhythmically.

All that could be seen was Donghuang Taiyi riding that seven-colored ghost fire chariot, carrying Houtu.

Drifting wildly through the clouds, making a ruckus in the streets, with Dijiang carrying a stretcher behind him.

He chased after it relentlessly like a mad dog, cursing under his breath.

"Tsk tsk, this will-o'-the-wisp chasing murder scene is still exciting after watching it for so many days."

Zhao Gongming cracked open a melon seed, treating it like watching a TV series.

Just then, Guang Chengzi, sporting an afro that wasn't quite straight yet, eagerly approached and rubbed his hands together, asking a question.

"Junior brother, what do you think of this matter concerning the Three Sovereigns..."

"Your identity as the third teacher of the Human Emperor hasn't changed, has it? It's still me, your senior brother, right?"

Zhao Gongming spat out the melon seed shells and patted his chest to assure him.

"Don't worry, senior brother, it has to be you!"

"This is something we agreed on a long time ago. I'll fight anyone who tries to take it from me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a divine light descended, and the current Human Emperor Shennong walked in hurriedly, his face beaming with joy.

"Immortal Zhao, Senior Uncle Guangchengzi!"

"Great news! The next Human Emperor has been born at Xuanyuan Hill!"

"And...this child is a bit special, born with divine abilities, and seems...to be very thoughtful."

"special?"

Zhao Gongming and Guang Chengzi exchanged a glance, both becoming interested.

Guang Chengzi jumped up without regard for his image, shouting excitedly.

"I have an apprentice!"

"I am now the teacher of the Human Emperor! Merit, Great Luo, here I come!"

"Come on, junior brother, come with me to take on disciples!"

……

Xuanyuan Hill, home to the Xiong tribe.

As the chosen emperor, Xuanyuan's childhood was truly extraordinary.

He grew up listening to legends of Fuxi creating the Eight Trigrams and Shennong tasting hundreds of herbs.

However, his focus is clearly different from that of normal people.

While the other children were playing in the mud, Xuanyuan was holding a crooked wooden stick, convulsing and shouting.

"Lightning Five-Strike Whip, receive! neutralize! release!"

Other children are learning to recognize characters.

Xuanyuan cupped his face in his hands and acted incredibly cute in front of a rock by the roadside.

"With this magical touch, it tastes even better now! ★!"

Other children apprenticed to learn skills from masters.

Xuanyuan kept asking the elders in the tribe every day.

"Grandpa, have you ever met the immortal Zhao Gongming?"

"What does he look like? Is he incredibly handsome, or incredibly freakish?"

On this day, Guang Chengzi tidied his clothes, rode on auspicious clouds, and was the first to descend upon the Youxiong tribe.

He was surrounded by a pure and ethereal aura, with an excellent appearance, looking like a highly accomplished Taoist master.

"I am Guang Chengzi, the leader of the Twelve Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect!"

"I have come specifically to take Xuanyuan as my disciple and assist him in attaining the Dao to become the Human Emperor!"

The young Xuanyuan below was studying how to weave a lightning protection headset out of straw rope. Hearing the sound, he looked up.

When he saw Guang Chengzi's face clearly, his eyes lit up instantly, and he clapped his hands excitedly.

"I know, I know!"

"You're that... that immortal master who can create two clones that dance together, wiggling their butts!"

"The Master of Shadows, isn't that right?!"

"I'd like to become your apprentice; I want to learn how to dance with your clones!"

puff!

Guang Chengzi's previously unfathomable smile froze on his face, and his complexion turned visibly blue, then black.

A dignified and orthodox disciple of the Xuanmen sect, and the foremost disciple of the Chan sect!

When the future Human Emperor mentioned him, my first impression was... dancing with his butt wiggling?!

"This...this is utterly disgraceful!"

Guang Chengzi took a deep breath, just about to explain that it was the effect of the magic weapon, and that it was an accident.

Then Xuanyuan blinked his big eyes and asked expectantly.

"By the way, Master, do you know the Immortal Master Zhao Gongming?"

"I've heard he's the father of abstract art and the source of all happiness!"

Guang Chengzi's face turned completely black, and he gritted his teeth and said.

"My disciple..."

"I'm your master, why do you keep bringing up Zhao Gongming?!"

"Come with me to cultivate!"

Guang Chengzi was afraid that the child would say something even more outrageous.

He quickly swept up Xuanyuan with his sleeve and found a secluded wooden house where no one was around.

I'm going to give him a good brainwashing and instill in him the orthodox methods of esoteric cultivation.

……

A moment later, Zhao Gongming arrived late.

"This is Xuanyuan Hill, a place of outstanding people and beautiful scenery."

Zhao Gongming scanned the area with his divine sense and located the wooden house where Guang Chengzi was.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, he saw the young Xuanyuan frantically gesturing at a scarecrow while Guang Chengzi was meditating.

He covered his groin with one hand and pointed to the sky with the other.

He walked with the devil's steps, muttering incantations.

"Lightning protection! Lightning protection! Lightning protection with wire mesh!"

Zhao Gongming: "..."

This child is seriously poisoned.

Just then, Xuanyuan turned around and saw Zhao Gongming standing at the door.

He paused for three seconds, and then...

"Wow!!!"

With a scream, Xuanyuan smoothly slid to his knees.

She rushed towards Zhao Gongming with sparks and lightning, and grabbed his leg tightly.

"Uncle Zhao, he's alive! I've finally seen him alive! My idol!"

Zhao Gongming was completely bewildered by this sudden enthusiasm: "???"

Before he could even speak, he saw Xuanyuan excitedly pull a tattered notebook out of his pocket.

As if presenting a treasure, he handed it to Zhao Gongming with both hands.

"Uncle-Master, look! This is the result of my years of research on abstract magical artifacts."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming couldn't help but look down.

Breakdown of the poses for Cihang Shangxian to transform into a demon fairy.

An Analysis of the Emotional Progression in the "True Fragrance Incense of the Immortal Duobao"

The Relationship Between the Frequency and Power of Immortal Lü Yue's Stomping Footsteps

On the differences in appeal between "Xiao Nanliang" and "Cat-eared Girl"

……

Zhao Gongming glanced at the contents of the book, then at Xuanyuan, who was peeking out with a heart.

This isn't Emperor Xuanyuan at all; it's practically a research holy body for abstract magical artifacts.

"Uncle-Master, please!"

Xuanyuan tugged at Zhao Gongming's sleeve with great enthusiasm, his eyes still burning with fervor.

"Forge me a magical artifact! I want one of those!"

Zhao Gongming couldn't resist teasing him.

"Your master, Guang Chengzi, is very powerful, why do you insist on having this kind of magic weapon?"

Xuanyuan shook his head with a serious expression and a look of disdain.

"Of course Master is very powerful, the foremost disciple of the Chan Sect."

"It's just that his magical artifacts and spells are all too serious, they're really boring."

"What I want to learn is that kind of..."

Xuanyuan clenched his fist, his eyes gleaming with longing.

"The true path to making enemies kneel and call them 'father,' to causing them to die on the spot, and to driving them to a mental breakdown!"

"That's true romance for men!"

Zhao Gongming: "..."

Goodness, this kid has potential!

Just then, Guang Chengzi inside the room couldn't take it anymore.

He stormed out with a dark expression, his composure completely shattered.

"My disciple, what I teach you is the Jade Purity Immortal Technique, the orthodox tradition of the Xuanmen, the Great Dao of the Sages!"

"Those unorthodox methods will only ruin your foundation!"

Xuanyuan turned his head, looked at Guangchengzi, and asked in a naive and innocent manner.

"But Master..."

"You're dancing yourself!"

"You yourself use a stereo system, so does that mean you, Master, are also practicing some kind of unorthodox or heretical path?"

boom!

Crit!

True damage!

Guang Chengzi's face turned bright red instantly. He opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a single word.

That's a boomerang!

It hurts so much!

He sighed helplessly, looked at Zhao Gongming, his eyes filled with the weariness of "you've won."

Zhao Gongming patted Guang Chengzi on the shoulder with a smile, offering words of comfort.

"Senior brother, it's better to guide than to block."

"Since the child likes it, let's make one for him!"

"But you know the rules, you need the right materials."

Although Guang Chengzi was frustrated, he still gritted his teeth and took out his most treasured possession for his disciple's sake.

A strange stone that exudes an aura of iron-blooded slaughter, with what seems to be a thousand troops galloping inside.

"This is the Primordial Warfare Stone, which I obtained from the ancient battlefield of Buzhou Mountain. It can conjure up battle formations of ten thousand armies, unparalleled in its destructive power!"

[Ding! High-grade weapon-refining material detected: Innate Weapon-Training Stone]

[Rating: Excellent]

[Matching Solution: Capable of crafting group summoning/battle formation/atmosphere-building concept magical artifacts]

Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up.

"nice one!"

"Perfect timing to tailor-make a set for Xuanyuan... something that will enable him to command thousands of troops!"

Upon hearing this, Xuanyuan was so excited that he spun around on the spot.

"Wow, that's great! Thank you, Uncle-Master! Thank you, Master!"

Looking at his apprentice's excited expression, Guang Chengzi felt a strong sense of foreboding.

"Is this... really a good thing?"

……

Zhao Gongming took the materials and immediately went into seclusion in the courtyard to refine the weapon.

Xuanyuan stood guard at the door like a gatekeeper, never leaving for a moment, his eyes filled with more affection than when he looked at his wife.

Guang Chengzi sat helplessly to the side, sighing and lamenting inwardly.

"Did I just take on an apprentice... or did I invite a patriarch into my life?"

"How are we going to live from now on!"

Just then, in the distant sky...

"Buzzing!"

Donghuang Taiyi rode that cool ghost fire motorcycle, but Houtu was nowhere to be seen behind him.

It drifted over everyone's heads, leaving a trail of colorful exhaust fumes.

Behind them, Dijiang carried a stretcher, chasing after them while cursing.

"Hey, you little rascal, don't run away! Take me with you!"

Xuanyuan looked up at this scene, his eyes filled with admiration, and murmured to himself.

"Wow……"

"Is this what they mean by 'the will-o'-the-wisp makes all the difference, and your parents raised you for nothing'?"

"So cool! So liberating!"

"I want to get one too!"

Guang Chengzi: "..."

Tired, destroy it.

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