Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

At Shouyang Mountain, the matchmaking event was already decorated with flowers and colorful flags.

Zhao Gongming was so busy he was practically running around, directing the entire scene.

Fortunately, all the brothers who were sent to the underworld have returned, so we have enough manpower.

Xuandu was in charge of registration, Guangchengzi was in charge of maintaining order, and Cihang was in charge of appearance.

Duobao, Jinling, Bixiao, the Pharmacist, and others were all busy with their respective duties.

Just then, a loud rumble!

The earth trembled, and a malevolent aura surged forth.

Dijiang, leading a large group of muscular, college-aged men and women dressed in animal skins, charged over with fiery enthusiasm.

"Brother Zhao, I'm here!"

Dijiang patted his chest and said with a boastful look on his face.

"I brought everyone in my clan who wants to find a partner!"

"They're all easy to raise, they'll definitely make it, this round is in the bag!"

Zhao Gongming praised with a smile.

"I trust Uncle-Master Dijiang to get things done; he's incredibly efficient!"

As they were talking, Dijiang's gaze suddenly sharpened.

He spotted Di Jun and Donghuang Taiyi hiding in a corner of the venue, pretending to admire the scenery and whistling, trying their best to minimize their presence.

Dijiang's face instantly revealed undisguised disgust as he pointed over there and asked.

"Brother Zhao, what are those two idiots doing here?"

"Didn't they say humans and witches intermarry? What are these two scruffy birds doing here? What bad luck!"

Zhao Gongming glanced at the two guilty demon emperors and sighed inwardly.

Dijiang, Dijiang, don't you know that your cabbage has already been eaten by the pig... no, by Zhong?

Zhao Gongming reached out and patted Dijiang on the shoulder meaningfully, and sighed.

"Uncle-Master... don't ask anymore, you'll find out soon enough."

Sometimes, living a little oblivious isn't such a bad thing.

"In the primordial world, being foolish... was also a way to survive."

Dijiang scratched his bald head, looking completely bewildered.

"What do you mean? I don't understand."

……

The auspicious hour has arrived. Goddess Nuwa, bathed in rosy light, sits serenely on the highest cloud platform, exuding divine majesty and displaying unparalleled grace.

Zhao Gongming straightened his clothes, walked to the center of the stage, cleared his throat, and began his classic opening remarks.

"Ahem, esteemed leaders, distinguished guests, and dear fellow villagers!"

Good morning, everyone!

"With hearts pounding and hands trembling, we welcome the first-ever interspecies matchmaking event in the primordial world!"

"In this season of spring warmth, blooming flowers, and the revival of all things..." (Three thousand words of rambling literature omitted here)

"Let us welcome the Holy Mother of Humanity, the Sage Nuwa, with the loudest applause!!"

A thunderous applause erupted.

"Let us give a warm round of applause to our special guests: Emperor Jiang Zuwu of the Witch Clan, Houtu Saint of the Underworld, Emperor Jun of the Demon Court, and Donghuang Taiyi!"

"At the same time, thank you to our fellow disciples from the Human Teachings, the Chan Teachings, the Jie Teachings, and the Western Teachings for their strong support. Please give them a round of applause!"

Below the stage, Cihang stood with his arms crossed, listening to the endless ramblings on stage, and sighed helplessly.

"Junior brother's nonsense... is as excessive as ever."

"After all that talk, not a single thing was useful."

However, Lu Ya, standing beside him, looked at Zhao Gongming with fervent admiration and retorted.

"No, Brother Cihang, you're wrong!"

"What Senior Brother Zhao says is very philosophical; that's the art of language!"

"There must be some deeper meaning hidden within it; I'm going to write it down in my notebook!"

Cihang looked at Lu Ya, who was writing furiously, and shook her head helplessly.

"It's over... This kid's ruined. He's been completely fooled by Zhao Gongming."

……

Zhao Gongming finally finished his speech and waved his hand.

"Now I declare the blind date session officially open!"

"I hope everyone can be brave enough to express their love and find their own true love!"

Subsequently, men and women from the witch tribe and men and women from the human tribe took turns appearing on stage.

"My name is Tiezhu, I'm from the Wu tribe, I'm strong and can take a beating, and my hobby is lifting stones!"

"I am a human girl named Ahua, skilled in weaving, and I love strong older brothers..."

Each cultivator participating in the matchmaking event had a jade slip in their hand.

If you like someone, leave their number, and the system will automatically match you.

The scene was harmonious for a time, and the beautiful landscape was covered in red.

Nuwa, watching this scene from the high platform, couldn't help but sigh.

"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect that."

"That Zhao Gongming, while his magical artifact crafting is shady, he's certainly quite serious about getting things done!"

"This matchmaking event is quite well organized."

However, just as the matchmaking event was reaching its most heated moment...

Unexpectedly, the great shaman Kuafu, who was participating in the matchmaking, walked heavily to the front of the stage.

His enormous body was like a small mountain. He held a jade slip in his hand and his gaze swept across the entire room.

Finally, his gaze settled on... Cihang Daoren in the audience.

Kuafu's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his thick finger, pointing at Cihang, and shouted loudly at Zhao Gongming.

"Host, I like this one. He's fair-skinned and clean-cut, and he looks really attractive. Is this a good fit?!"

Silence. The entire place was deathly silent. The next second...

"Pfft, hahahahahaha!"

The disciples of the four sects burst into laughter, laughing so hard they were doubled over and tears streamed down their faces.

"Hahaha, Brother Cihang, your luck with love has arrived!"

"As expected of the great shaman Kuafu, he truly has excellent judgment."

Cihang originally came to watch the show, but suddenly became the focus of everyone's attention, and in such a humiliating way, which caused her to explode.

His cheeks instantly flushed crimson, smoke billowed from his head, and he rose angrily to roar at Kuafu.

"roll!!!"

"I'm a man, a real man, a real guy, are you blind?!"

Zhao Gongming was also on stage, chuckling mischievously and shrugging his shoulders.

However, Kuafu did not back down because of Cihang's roar.

Instead, he coughed twice, a profound look of worldly wisdom on his face, and spoke earnestly and sincerely.

"Um... fellow Daoist."

"Don't be so rigid about gender."

"Life is too short to resist the urge to give it a try."

Boom!

These words were like a bolt from the blue.

The nearby male cultivators felt a sudden tightness in their anuses, instinctively covered their buttocks, looked at Kuafu in horror, and retreated repeatedly.

"No way! This great shaman actually has such a vile fetish?"

Upon hearing this, Cihang trembled with rage, pointing at Kuafu and speaking in a shaky voice.

"Get out! Get out of here right now! Junior Brother Zhao, look at him! Ugh, he's infuriating!"

It looked like Cihang was about to unleash her magic wand and fight Kuafu to the death.

Zhao Gongming quickly stepped in to control the situation.

"Cough cough, that's enough, that's enough!"

Zhao Gongming waved his hand and said cheerfully.

"That was just a minor incident, please don't worry about it. It just shows that our guest has excellent taste!"

"But this won't affect anything; the matchmaking event will continue as normal!"

Immediately, Zhao Gongming's expression turned serious, and he became mysterious.

"Everyone, now for the main event!"

"I have a newlywed couple here!"

"They are of noble birth and powerful influence, and they have decided to publicly announce their relationship at this matchmaking event!"

"I hope to receive everyone's blessings!"

These words immediately piqued the curiosity of everyone present.

Dijiang, who loves watching a good show, stood up, whistled, and shouted excitedly.

"Who is it? Who is it?"

"Such a grand spectacle! I'm so curious!"

"Come out here, let me see who's got the guts!"

However, just as Dijiang was looking around...

He suddenly noticed Houtu, the girl sitting next to him.

She was looking down, twisting the hem of her clothes with both hands, her face flushed with embarrassment, even her ears were red.

That shy, girlish demeanor was something Dijiang had never seen before in millions of years.

The whistling in Dijiang's mind stopped abruptly.

My heart skipped a beat, and an ominous and terrifying premonition welled up inside me.

He glanced at Houtu, who was blushing with embarrassment, and then at Zhao Gongming, who was grinning slyly on the stage.

Then I glanced at Donghuang Taiyi in the corner, whose head was down but whose lips were wildly upturned.

Dijiang's smile froze on his face, and his eyes widened little by little.

"What the hell?!"

"wrong!"

Something's definitely not right!

[I am Dijiang, and I am in a hurry. I need to urge for more updates!]