Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.

At Shouyang Mountain, in the Human Square, one could see mountains of spiritual herbs and fruits piled up on the ground, and the rosy complexions of the people who had been nourished by the spiritual energy.

The three ancestors of humanity, Suiren, Youchao, and Ziyi, trembled with excitement.

Overwhelmed with gratitude, they bowed deeply to Zhao Gongming and the others.

"The Immortal's great kindness and virtue will be forever unforgettable for the human race!"

"If it weren't for the intervention of the immortal, our human race would have struggled to survive for countless more eons!"

Zhao Gongming quickly helped the three of them up, waving his hand modestly, concealing his merit and fame.

"Oh, you're too kind, gentlemen."

"If you want to thank someone, thank the Dutch."

"What an alluring accent! What magnificent wisdom!"

The three ancestors looked completely bewildered.

"He Nanren, is that the Daoist name of some powerful being from the primordial era? We must build a shrine to honor him one day!"

After exchanging pleasantries, Zhao Gongming straightened up and adopted the demeanor of a project manager.

They began assigning tasks to this team of villains.

"Ahem, brothers, now that we're here, we need to get down to business."

"For the rise of humanity, for the peace of the primordial world, I hereby announce the division of labor!"

Zhao Gongming pointed to Xuandu, who was still covering his face.

"Senior Brother Xuandu, you continue to be in charge of logistics."

"Use magical artifacts to amplify all the resources that the human race can find!"

"We must ensure that every human has access to skills to practice and medicine to consume!"

Xuandu nodded with tears in his eyes.

"Great, that's awesome!"

Zhao Gongming then pointed to Cihang.

"Senior Brother Cihang, you'll be in charge of martial arts instruction."

"In this great calamity of the Lich King, humanity is weak."

"Whenever you have free time, wave your magic wand and summon a few powerful beings to project out."

"Let those female versions of Dijiang, female versions of Taiyi, and so on."

"Let's demonstrate high-level gameplay to the Human players and broaden their horizons!"

Cihang bit her lip, feeling ashamed but having no choice but to accept it.

"Alright...for the sake of humanity."

Zhao Gongming looked at the pharmacist.

"Junior Pharmacist, you're a medic."

"Keep an eye on those humans who have been overly aggressive in their cultivation or influenced by external factors, causing them to be invaded by calamity energy."

"Once you spot a sign, don't hesitate, go in and give them a good beating!"

"It's better to let them become fools than to let them become demons!"

The pharmacist patted his chest confidently.

"Don't worry, senior brother, I have plenty of nursery rhymes in my repertoire!"

Finally, Zhao Gongming looked at Lu Ya.

"Junior Brother Lu Ya, you are the Dean of Students."

"Put on the crown and go to inspect the tribe."

"When you see a promising young talent, issue an absolute order immediately!"

"There's only one instruction: practice like crazy, practice to the point of exhaustion! You're not allowed to eat until you break through!"

Lu Ya touched the cat ears on his head.

"Received, meow!"

There is a clear division of labor, and everyone performs their duties.

Just when everyone was getting ready to go all out...

Beside him, Huanglong Zhenren, who hadn't been called out yet, was staring intently at Zhao Gongming.

Those eyes were filled with longing and anticipation, as well as a hint of being forgotten and wronged.

"Junior brother...?"

Huang Long rubbed his hands together and asked cautiously.

"And what about me? I also want to do my part for humanity!"

"Look at everyone else wielding the magical artifacts you crafted and displaying their power, I want to too..."

Zhao Gongming looked at Huang Long, who had nothing in his hands and had nothing at all, and remained silent for a moment.

Then, he walked over, patted Huanglong on the shoulder, and said earnestly.

"Senior Brother Huanglong, your task is the most arduous."

"Look at this ancestral land of humanity, exposed to wind and sun."

"You can transform into a true dragon, fly to the sky, and... cast some clouds and rain for the human race to regulate the climate."

"To ensure favorable weather and abundant harvests for humankind is also a great act of merit!"

Huang Long: "..."

The light in Huanglong's eyes went out instantly.

So everyone else is a magical girl, a nursery rhyme queen, or a cat-eared instructor.

Am I destined to be nothing more than a... human sprinkler truck?

"Junior brother... I want one of those unorthodox magical artifacts too!"

Huanglong was inwardly groaning with envy.

……

Thirty-three days beyond, the Eight Views Palace.

The Three Pure Ones were sitting around a water mirror, watching the plan to transform the human race in the lower realm.

When I saw Huanglong looking so pitiful, and finally having to transform back into his original form to spray water in the sky...

Lao Tzu put down his teacup, turned to look at Yuanshi Tianzun, his face hardening as he began his lecturing.

"Second brother."

"Look what you've done to Huanglong!"

"Those people like Cihang, Yaoshi, and Lu Ya, didn't they all exchange top-tier materials for their magical treasures?"

"Huanglong is empty-handed, he can't even produce a decent rare and precious treasure, he can only work as a sprinkler."

"Do you still look down on those born from moisture and eggs? Do you still have a prejudice against them?"

"If word gets out, people will think that the Three Pure Ones are mistreating their disciples!"

As Yuanshi Tianzun watched the Taiji diagram slowly emerge above Laozi's head, the terrifying Yin and Yang energies made his eyelids twitch.

"Brother, I'm innocent!"

Yuanshi Tianzun quickly explained, sweat beading on his forehead.

"Without me, I really wouldn't exist!"

"I just made a mistake...yes, a mistake!"

"Don't worry, elder brother. As soon as Huanglong returns, I'll give him special treatment. I absolutely must!"

"I adore creatures that hatch from eggs in wet environments; from now on, Huanglong will be my precious darling!"

Watching his usually arrogant second brother being scolded like a grandson by his eldest brother.

The Tongtian Sect Leader standing nearby couldn't hold back any longer.

"Pfft..."

He covered his mouth, his shoulders twitching, and let out a barbell-like chuckle.

Swish!

Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly turned his head, and his face, which had been so subservient to Laozi, instantly turned murderous.

"Reaching for the heavens!!!"

"What are you laughing at?!"

"It's only natural for the eldest brother to discipline the second brother. How dare you, the younger brother, laugh at him?!"

boom!

The Pangu Banner was instantly unleashed, and a chaotic sword aura cleaved straight at Tongtian's face.

"Holy crap, Second Brother, are you serious?!"

Tongtian let out a strange cry and fled in panic, covering his head.

"Stop right there! If I don't teach you a lesson today on behalf of my elder brother, I'm not Yuanshi!"

Thus, a chase scene of brotherly affection and respect unfolded within the Eight Views Palace.

Lao Tzu watched this scene, but instead of stopping it, he smiled and took a sip of tea with a contented expression.

"It's so good to be young."

……

Deep within the chaos lies the Palace of Nuwa.

Nuwa remained a recluse, watching over the development of the human race.

Upon seeing it, I was completely dumbfounded, as if I had opened the door to a new world.

The scene inside the water mirror is extremely bizarre and magical.

The Grand Master Xuandu, wearing orange gloves, was seen acting cute in front of a pile of stones.

"Awesome magic (，，＞᎑＜，，)! It tastes even better now~★! Is it true?!"

Then the stone turned into a spirit stone.

On the other side, Cihang Daoren, dressed in a pink dress, waved her magic wand and summoned a female version of Dijiang wearing a sports vest.

Senior Sister Dijiang shouted to a group of human cultivators.

"Run! Whoever is the slowest gets to wear the little skirt!"

The human cultivators were so frightened that they cultivated desperately.

In a corner, the Pharmacist noticed a human showing signs of going astray in his cultivation.

Without saying a word, he rushed up, shook the rattle drum, and started singing.

"Big-Headed Son and Small-Headed Dad..."

The human instantly turned into a drooling idiot, but his demonic possession was indeed cured.

The most outrageous one is Lu Ya.

The prince of the Demon Court, wearing cat ears, walked up to a genius boy and gave him a serious order.

"Go and train, meow! You're not allowed to sleep until you've trained for twelve hours straight!"

The boy seemed to have been brainwashed; his eyes were bloodshot.

It roared "Yes, sir!" and then started frantically crashing into trees to train its physique.

"..."

The spiritual fruit in Nuwa's hand fell to the ground, and her rosy little mouth opened slightly, unable to close for a long time.

She rubbed her temples, feeling as if her saintly Dao heart had been hit with a critical strike of ten thousand points.

"this……"

"My three senior brothers... usually appear to be very respectable."

"What kind of crooked and evil practices are their disciples cultivating?!"

"Is this still the primordial world? This is simply... a chaotic mess of demons!"

"but……"

Nuwa looked at the bustling scene of cultivation and had to admit it.

"The effect... seems to be quite good?"

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