A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases
Chapter 9 That's food poisoning!
Ding Zhen grinned, showing his big teeth, and handed the bowl to Chef Huang: "Thank you, Teacher Huang."
Gu Yun wanted to stop him: "Ding Zhen, if you're not very hungry, I suggest we wait for the pot over here."
Before Ding Zhen could speak, Zhang Xiaoxiao jumped up from her chair, grabbed her bowl, and ran to Chef Huang's side, giving Gu Yun a disdainful glare.
Some people are just like the fox who says the grapes are sour because he can't have them.
"Teacher Huang, please give me some too. I've been wanting to try your cooking for a long time."
Huang Xiaochu was very pleased with Zhang Xiaoxiao's flattering words. He gave Zhang Xiaoxiao the first spoonful of food: "Xiao Zhang is a good kid. Come on, eat more. In the future, I'll cook for you when you come to Mushroom House."
Zhang Xiaoxiao beamed with joy, scooped a small spoonful of soup into his mouth, and said, "Mmm, this soup is amazing! No wonder it's made by Teacher Huang. Everyone should try it."
Not long ago, news of him assaulting his employees circulated online. Zhang Xiaoxiao spent a lot of money to suppress the public opinion as soon as possible, but his career was still affected.
All the announcements have been cancelled!
In the past, they could make some money by live streaming, but now they get reported and banned as soon as they start live streaming, and everyone is against them.
Huang Xiaochu promised to let him join the Mushroom House, giving him the opportunity to revive his career.
How could Zhang Xiaoxiao not be happy?
Ding Zhen: "Ah, yes, yes, it's delicious!"
Gu Yun was amused. Who says there's no such thing as a perfect crime? If Zhang Xiaoxiao drinks a few more bowls of soup, Gu Yun suspects he'll just die right there.
"I still suggest that everyone avoid drinking if possible. Zhang Xiaoxiao, I also suggest that you eat less, or better yet, not at all."
As a tour guide, he at least had to put on a show.
Otherwise, if something really goes wrong, someone will deliberately nitpick and say that you, Gu Yun, are petty and didn't stop everyone when you knew there was a problem.
Zhang Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes at Gu Yun: "Ugh~ I'm not eating it, you think I'm going to save it for you? Dream on!"
Huang Xiaochu was incredibly smug, genuinely believing he had made the hot pot himself. He waved and called out, "Come on, Yangzi, Liangliang, you guys have some too!"
Chef Huang began taking attendance.
Jia Naliang had been looking forward to eating Huang Xiaochu's food for a long time, and he bent over and handed his bowl to Huang Xiaochu.
Yang Zi, having brought counterfeit goods before, first secretly asked Zhang Xiaoxiao if it tasted good. Seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao nod in agreement, he then dared to pick up some food.
"Hey, Saint Cloth, that Wheat, don't just sit there, come and eat! And Teacher He, Xiao Tian, have a taste too."
Huang Xiaochu continued to serve the victims.
"No, really, if you're not that hungry, trust me, let's eat this hot pot, it's safer."
Gu Yun spoke up again to stop them, saying that Tian Xiwei and Teacher He had treated him well, and he felt it necessary to remind them again.
"What's the big deal? The people before us ate it and were fine, so it's definitely safe."
Mai Lin looked confident, and didn't forget to make a sarcastic remark to Gu Yun:
"Hey, are you stand-up comedians just as dim-witted as rappers?"
Li Hangliang spoils her, but Gu Yun doesn't:
"Oh right, when it comes to eating, who can beat you? After stealing and eating the smoked chicken, you even thought of using the chicken bones to make soup for others."
[Critical Hit! Sharp Tongue +2]
With just one sentence, Merlin's face instantly turned black.
Huang Shengyi, who was standing next to him, burst out laughing.
During the filming of "Goodbye My Love 4", Mai Lin secretly ate the smoked chicken that a group of people had for lunch. Not only did she deny it, she also suggested using the leftover chicken carcass to make chicken soup and let the others eat her saliva.
She was heavily criticized online, and netizens completely lost any good impression of her. That episode was even jokingly referred to by netizens as the "Smoked Chicken Incident."
"Let me tell you, you're the kind of person who can't stand seeing others do well."
Mai Lin was so angry at Gu Yun that she wanted to grind her teeth, but she couldn't win the argument. Gu Yun wasn't Li Hangliang, who would obediently let her scold him!
In the end, he could only channel his grief and anger into his appetite, deciding to eat more vegetables to comfort himself.
"Come on, Mai Mai, eat more."
Whenever someone criticizes Gu Yun, Chef Huang is happy, and when he's happy, he adds two extra spoonfuls of food to Mai Lin's plate.
He Ling chose to wait for the next pot: "I'm not hungry, I'll wait for that pot."
As Huang Xiaochu's partner in recording Mushroom House, how could he not know whether the rumors circulating online were true or false?
Tian Xiwei was actually quite hungry; her stomach was already protesting. But she thought Gu Yun's words made sense: "Then... I'll wait for the next batch too."
Huang Xiaochu: "Come and try it, it's delicious, Teacher He, Xiao Tian."
Yangzi swallowed a mouthful of chewy and tender mushrooms, then ladled out another bowl: "Teacher Huang, Teacher He and the others are waiting for the next pot, so you should eat early too, don't just leave it for us."
Chef Huang touched his nose, his eyes sparkling: "I'm not in a hurry. You guys eat well first. I'll be happy if you eat well."
eat?
I don't even know if it's poisonous, how could I dare to eat it? Doesn't the cook's life matter?
You guys eat, ah~ I'll just indulge in being a chef for a bit, and then we'll eat the safer pot later.
"Wow, Teacher Huang is so nice!"
With his mouth bulging, Mai Lin first praised Chef Huang, then invited Tian Xiwei, "Come on, try it, Xiao Tian, it's delicious!"
"Look, Zhang Xiaoxiao and Ding Zhen are so excited about how delicious it is, they're jumping for joy."
"what……"
Tian Xiwei was caught off guard. After all, Chef Huang was a senior, and it would be unreasonable for her to keep refusing his invitations.
"They're jumping up and down because they think it's delicious; something's definitely not right with them."
Gu Yun raised his hand and pressed Xiao Tian, who was hesitant and about to get up, back into her seat.
Then he went over, scooped up some of the soup base from the pot that Zhang Xiaoxiao and Mailin were eating, and put it into a plastic box that he had specially brought from the cafeteria.
Chef Huang looked at Gu Yun: "Gu, what are you doing? Didn't you say you weren't going to eat? What, are you hungry now?"
Gu Yun sealed the box: "I don't have pica. I'll save this for when I take it to the hospital."
[Critical Hit, Sharp Tongue +2]
"Hey? Gu Yun, I've noticed you're incredibly rude and ill-mannered!"
With her mouth greasy from eating, Mai Lin found an opportunity to roast Gu Yun: "Is it so hard to admit that someone else is excellent?"
Gu Yun rolled her eyes: "You're so well-mannered, how come you only care about eating yourself and don't let Teacher Huang have any too?"
Chef Huang: There's no need for that, I won't eat it!
Mai Lin and Huang Shengyi: "It seems so. Teacher Huang, you should have some too. Here, let me serve you some."
Chef Huang waved his hands repeatedly, saying, "I'll pass, you guys eat more, I'm not hungry yet."
Gu Yun, who was not far away, remarked quietly, "There's still so much food left. Is Teacher Huang so reluctant because she knows there's something wrong with the food and is afraid to eat it?"
[Sharp Tongue +1]
Yang Zi, Mailin, and Huang Shengyi all looked at Chef Huang at the same time.
"How is that possible?!"
Chef Huang gave Gu Yun a furtive glare, his face twitched, and he downed the bowl of soup that Yang Zi had brought to his lips in one gulp.
"Hmm, it tastes surprisingly good."
As he spoke, Chef Huang didn't forget to ask for positive reviews from the others: "Hey, Ding Zhen, Zhang Xiaoxiao, how's the hot pot?"
Ding Zhen and Zhang Xiaoxiao, who were already spinning around from how delicious it was, exclaimed, "Ah, yes, yes, it's delicious!"
Chef Huang nodded with satisfaction, "Eat as much as you like. Look at these two silly kids, they're drooling over the delicious food."
Gu Yun: "That's food poisoning!"
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