A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

"If I get woken up by my phone in the middle of the night, oh, that's because I care~"

Meng Ziyi "sang", but it was completely off-key, and it could even be said that it was a completely different song.

"This, this, this..."

Shen Teng, who had just been so confident, widened his eyes and laughed, "Ziyi, tell me honestly, did you attend a fake training course?"

Meng Ziyi's fair face flushed: "I'm tone-deaf, but this is the best song I've ever sung."

Bai Jingting covered his face: "I was worried that I wouldn't be able to get along with Brother Bing and Brother Teng, but I didn't expect it to be this difficult."

Wang Anyu also laughed and said:

"Well, let alone Xiao Gu who's wearing headphones, even we who aren't wearing headphones don't seem to be able to guess what song it is."

Production crew: "Okay, Gu Yun, you can take off your headphones now."

Gu Yun took off his headphones, completely bewildered: "Weren't you going to sing for me? Is it over already?"

"I've already sung it," Meng Ziyi explained.

Gu Yun was taken aback: "Huh? Was Sister Meng singing just now?"

Hahaha~~

The crowd laughed.

Meng Ziyi was both ashamed and angry. She rushed forward and gently punched Gu Yun's shoulder with her small fist.

"Gu Yun, you're so annoying!"

Shen Teng laughed loudly:

"Little Gu, I wouldn't be surprised if you guessed anything in this part, because even we couldn't guess what your sister Meng was singing without headphones on."

Gu Yun shrugged:

"So this game is just a guessing game for me? There aren't any hints at all? What's the difference between this and looking for a needle in a haystack?"

Hahaha~~

The joy never stops.

Shen Teng chimed in, "Little brother, not giving you any hints actually makes it easier for you. If you had actually listened to your sister Meng sing it, your brain would be a complete mess by now."

Gu Yun remained silent.

He glanced at Meng Ziyi, who was hiding behind him, then looked at Shen Teng, and after a long while said:

"Brother Teng, what you're saying is getting me really curious. What kind of singing will Sister Meng give us?"

"Little Gu, if you ever get beaten up, it'll definitely be because of your mouth."

This joke, when Gu Yun flipped it again, completely sealed the deal. Shen Teng couldn't keep up either, laughing so hard he was pounding his chest in frustration.

"Ziyi, I was just revealing a joke. Xiao Gu was speaking from the heart. Remember to look for him if you want revenge."

Meng Ziyi tiptoed slightly, her red lips close to Gu Yun's ear, and said fiercely, "Gu Yun, if you can't guess, you're dead!!"

Gu Yun: "..."

What's the difference between this and sentencing me to death?

Director (voiceover): "Okay, Xiao Gu, please give your answer."

A faint killing intent emanated from behind him, and Gu Yun's mind raced.

Thinking of the little heart Meng Ziyi had made at the beginning, Gu Yun said, "It wouldn't be... that song 'I Love You' by the Sweetheart Queen, would it?"

[Talented Players] Unleash their power!!!

"oh!!!!"

"Little Gu is amazing! He's incredible!"

"So cool, bro."

A group of people admired him greatly.

"You guessed that?!"

Shen Teng took off the earphones from Gu Yun's neck: "Do you have songs in those earphones? Oh, you do, then you're really amazing."

[Perfect Critical Hit! Talented Player +4] *2

[Talented Player lv0: 28/40]

Effect: No matter what game you play on a variety show, you'll always shine, with a 70% chance of outshining everyone!

(Each time you receive recognition from a Chinese entertainment star in the game, your proficiency in that term increases by 1.)

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The horse farm is not far from the hotel.

The production team had informed us in advance that we would be riding horses in the afternoon, so everyone changed into long sleeves and trousers.

Gu Yun wore a white long-sleeved shirt with loose black sweatpants and a cowboy hat. It was a very ordinary outfit, but he looked very stylish in it.

Because he had taken a shower, Gu Yun arrived a little late, only a little earlier than the two girls.

"Tsk, although Xiao Gu is shameless, his looks are really striking."

As Shen Teng gestured for Gu Yun to sit down, he chuckled and teased:

"Ever since you came, I feel like An Yu has become a very shy person."

[Stunning Beauty +1]

Gu Yun: "Thank you for the compliment, brother."

"Look, look, this guy is even thanking me," Shen Teng laughed.

"Oh, An Yu, I misunderstood you before. Compared to Xiao Gu, you're still a virgin."

Hahaha~~

Amidst laughter, the two girls arrived.

Jin Chen was dressed in riding attire; she had learned to ride horses before, so she had special clothing for it.

However, he fell off a horse and dislocated his jaw, so he rarely rides horses anymore.

"Wow, Da Xi is so cool!"

The members of the departing group immediately praised Da Xi, after all, she was the group's darling.

Gu Yun then looked at Meng Ziyi and said, "Sister Meng is so cool!"

Meng Ziyi wore white jeans on her lower body and a light purple cropped top on her upper body, revealing her smooth and fair abdomen. Her long black hair was tied into a high ponytail, revealing her two fragrant shoulders. She looked both beautiful and cool.

"Of course~" Meng Ziyi proudly raised her slender neck and glanced at Gu Yun: "You have good taste."

Once all the members were present, the production team announced the task: to see who could learn to ride a horse first, with Da Xi serving as the referee.

It was called a competition, but there were no penalties.

However, for Gu Yun, as long as it's a game competition, the [talented player] can unleash their full potential!

As expected, Gu Yun's learning speed was the fastest!

While others were still studying at a leisurely pace, Gu Yun was already galloping across the grassland on horseback.

"Little Gu has already learned it?!"

Shen Teng was getting old, so he just went through the motions, riding a horse for a short while before sitting down to rest.

"Oh dear, when I was young, I was just like Xiao Gu, I learned everything very quickly."

[One more talented player]

"No, Xiao Gu already knows it? He's amazing!" Jin Chen, the referee, couldn't help but exclaim. "He's much faster than I was back then."

[Critical Hit! Talented Player +2!]

The horses are all professionally trained, and there are coaches accompanying them. After about ten minutes, almost everyone can get on the horse and run a couple of laps.

"Oh dear, what should I do? I really want to experience it too!"

Meng Ziyi watched the others riding horses with envy, but she still didn't dare to ride alone.

But since she was already there, she felt it would be a waste not to experience it.

Meng Ziyi's bright eyes darted around before finally landing on Gu Yun, who had just returned from a ride and was lying on a chair chatting with Shen Teng.

"Gu Yun~~" Meng Ziyi quickly walked to Gu Yun's side: "Why don't you give me a ride on the grassland?"

Just as Gu Yun was about to name a price, Meng Ziyi's rosy lips parted and she said, "I understand your rules. How about I sincerely compliment you five times?"

"Gu Yun, you're so handsome, so handsome..." Meng Ziyi's voice was sweet, perhaps because she was shy, and she sounded like she was being coquettish.

[Stunning Beauty +5]

Looking at the panel showing a dramatic increase in proficiency, Gu Yun could hardly suppress the corners of his mouth:

"Since you've said so, Sister Meng, what else is there to say? Let's go! Let's set off!"

"Oh my, Xiao Gu is so easy to understand. After a few compliments, his smile was so wide it almost reached his ears."

Shen Teng, who witnessed the whole thing, almost burst out laughing: "Oh my, Xiao Gu really loves this!"

Gu Yun first helped Meng Ziyi mount his horse, and then sat behind Meng Ziyi himself.

As dusk approached and the sun grew less intense, Gu Yun and Meng Ziyi both took off their hats that were blocking their view.

Gu Yun held the reins in his left hand, preparing to urge the horse on.

Meng Ziyi panicked and said, "Gu Yun, I'm scared, please, please hold me tighter."

"this……"

Gu Yun was about to ask if there would be any rumors, but before he could speak, Meng Ziyi pressed his hand onto his slender waist.

Smooth and soft like milk, yet with clearly defined abs—is this what a slender waist looks like?

Gu Yun was unaware of this; he simply flicked his whip, and the horse galloped off.

During the up-and-down jolting, Gu Yun's arm accidentally touched the softer, more delicate cotton.

He could definitely be on friendly terms with Gu Yun.