A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases
Chapter 33 Me! Me! It is me!
"Then let's vote for An Yu!"
Shen Teng and Huang Jingyu were voted out, while Brother Wang was voted out.
"Okay, An Yu's identity is... a good person. Little Sheep's mission has failed."
Since there are only three sheep with open eyes left on the field, and they can only carry a maximum of three toothpicks, the sheep's mission has failed.
Wang Anyu shrugged: "Really, I already said it, it wasn't me, it wasn't me."
"What?!"
Shen Teng was so anxious he jumped up from his chair: "I told you there was a wolf among Da Xi and Zi Yi!"
In the departure group, Jin Chen was affectionately called "Jin Daxi" by the others.
Director (voiceover): "Brother Teng, you can vote again. We'll give you another chance."
Huang Jingyu stood up and walked to Shen Teng's side: "Brother, let's throw together."
Shen Teng: "Oh my, Da Xi has become quite capable. I haven't seen you for a few days, and you've grown quite clever. You even know how to commit murder and frame someone."
Jin Chen, who had just returned from being completely bewildered, exclaimed, "It really wasn't me! It really wasn't me!"
Shen Teng and Huang Jingyu insisted, "Great news!"
The production team suppressed a laugh: "No."
"what?"
Shen Teng rubbed his eyes: "No, this, this, this... there are only four people left, it can't be Ziyi, can it?"
Huang Jingyu: "Vote for her!"
Meng Ziyi said aggrievedly, "It really wasn't me. I now think that Brother Teng and Brother Jingyu are wolves."
Production team: "No."
"ah???!"
Three question marks appeared above Shen Teng's head, and Huang Jingyu was equally bewildered. There were only three people left: "This...this...it can't be Xiao Gu, can it?"
"Director, is there really only one wolf? I feel like there are two wolves!"
"Just now, when we were talking about voting, before the rest of us had even spoken, Teng-ge and Jing-yu-ge had already voted out Da-xi-jie and Zi-yi-jie."
"They didn't even listen to Sister Da Xi and Sister Zi Yi's explanations before sending it away directly. It looks like they killed someone to cover it up."
Gu Yun sighed and smiled wryly, "What's more important is that it seems the two wolves have banded together and are going to throw me, their only sheep, out."
"What can I do?"
Hahaha~~
Gu Yun's few words filled the entire scene with a joyful atmosphere.
The three "wrongfully killed" lambs, Wang Anyu, Meng Ziyi, and Jin Daxi, all sided with Gu Yun.
Wang Anyu: "Really, I think the wolf is very likely Teng Ge, because he has been guiding the pace and voting out the other good guys."
Huang Jingyu pondered for a moment, then left Shen Teng and stood beside Gu Yun: "Brother Teng, it can't really be you, can it?"
"I, I..." Shen Teng glanced at Huang Jingyu, who had fled the camp, and laughed:
"Jingyu, why are you running so fast? You're a wolf, why are you running so fast?"
Huang Jingyu: "Xiao Gu, our last shred of dignity rests in your hands. We can't let Brother Teng wipe us all out, can we?"
Seeing that Huang Jingyu had started campaigning for votes, Shen Teng also began campaigning for votes for Gu Yun, the only truly "good person" in the entire audience:
"Jingyu, if you're going to campaign like this, then I'm sorry."
Huang Jingyu scratched his head: "What's wrong, bro? Do you have any other trump cards up your sleeve?"
"Hmph~" Shen Teng smiled smugly, then cleared his throat:
"Oh my, Xiao Gu is such a handsome boy. I really love looking at him. His looks are no less than mine back in the day."
[Stunning Beauty +1]
As soon as Shen Teng uttered his first words, Gu Yun couldn't help but smile: "Actually, I think Brother Teng does seem like a good person."
Hahaha~~~
Meng Ziyi covered her mouth and laughed happily, "I knew it, Gu Yun is really into this!"
"Oh my, little Gu is such a good learner."
Bai Jingting and Jia Bing, who knew that Gu Yun was a wolf, laughed so hard they almost fell over.
The crew members watching laughed even harder; the entire episode's entertainment value rested on Gu Yun.
"Your brother's already praised you so much, and you're still acting like a nice guy?"
Shen Teng also suppressed a laugh: "Oh dear, I feel my face burning just now after saying those things, but Xiao Gu was still able to listen to it with a smile."
"Seriously, putting everything else aside, just the level of shamelessness you have is beyond anything An Yu could ever match."
Gu Yun picked up on the joke: "Mainly because what Brother Teng said was the truth. It felt like going through security and having your ID checked. I couldn't feel shy at all."
Hahaha~~~
Shen Teng looked at Gu Yun with nothing but admiration. Gu Yun caught the joke perfectly, but he didn't hold back with his words:
"Hurry up and vote, director, I can't stand it anymore, Xiao Gu is so shameless."
The production team suppressed a laugh: "Okay, please vote."
Gu Yun and Shen Teng voted for Huang Jingyu.
"Okay, Jingyu's identity is... Little Sheep!"
"What?!"
Apart from Jia Bing and Bai Jingting, everyone else looked surprised, and Gu Yun was, of course, acting as well.
"Brother Teng!!" Gu Yun looked betrayed. "So, you were the wolf all along! I trusted you so much!!"
Huang Jingyu and Wang Anyu sighed:
"Little Gu, I told you it was Brother Teng, but you wouldn't surrender. Now we've all been wiped out. Brother Teng got away with it!"
Jin Chen: "It's over, Teng-ge got away with it this time."
Meng Ziyi sighed, "I knew it was Brother Teng a long time ago, what a pity."
Shen Teng was so anxious that his lips were trembling. He pointed at Gu Yun and said, "You, what you said were all my lines!"
Only those who have wronged you know how wronged you are.
Gu Yun continued acting: "Brother Teng, you're still acting! You're still acting! It's all over now, just the two of us left, and you're still acting?"
"Okay, then my little brother will act with you!"
Gu Yun stood up, faced the camera, and raised his hand to answer a question like a primary school student: "That's right, it's me! It's me! I'm the wolf!"
"To the viewers in front of the screen, to the crew members here, and to my fellow cast and crew members, you can all see that I am the wolf."
After Gu Yun finished speaking, he turned to look at Shen Teng: "Brother Teng, are you satisfied now?"
Before Shen Teng could speak, Wang Anyu, the troublemaker beside him, chimed in, "Is Teng-ge getting older, and his desire to perform and compete has also come up?"
Shen Teng was so angry he laughed. He plopped down on the ground and pointed at Wang Anyu, saying, "You better get out of here right now."
Jia Bing and Bai Jingting next to them were laughing so hard their laughter was practically leaping off the screen.
The production team was laughing so hard they were doubled over; this segment had reached its peak in terms of entertainment value.
Huang Jingyu: "Alright, Brother Teng, get up and give your acceptance speech, stop acting."
Shen Tengzhen was speechless. Gu Yun pulled him up from the ground, and he shrugged:
"Seriously, how can sheep be so stupid?"
"Even now, my sheep teammates are still treating a wolf as a teammate!"
Gu Yun said quietly, "Brother Teng is still acting."
Shen Teng was so angry he laughed, pointing at Gu Yun and shouting, "Gu Yun~~~"
Huang Jingyu: "Brother Teng, are we going to continue acting? Or should we all cooperate with you a little longer?"
Shen Teng: "Directors, hurry up and give us the answer! If you don't, I'm going to get high blood pressure from these silly sheep."
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