A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases
Chapter 30 How is Teacher Huang's cooking?
Around six o'clock, everyone had arrived.
This episode features three guest stars: Gu Yun, Huang Jingyu, and Meng Ziyi.
If we're talking about regular staff, Shen Teng, Jia Bing, Wang Anyu, Bai Jingting, and Jin Chen are there. Hu Xianxu had a scheduling conflict, so he didn't come.
Fan Chenchen will not be a regular cast member in the second season due to scheduling conflicts.
Jia Bing was busy at the open-air stove, while the others sat at the tables set up on the grass, chatting together.
"Wow, today is full of handsome men and beautiful women, tsk tsk tsk, they're all really good-looking."
Shen Teng cracked sunflower seeds while trying to liven up the atmosphere.
Gu Yun chimed in, "What's wrong? Looking at us, Teng-ge, are you thinking about your days as the most handsome guy at the PLA Academy of Arts? I still remember Asia Pacific 21 vividly."
"Few people remember my ranking when I was young," Shen Teng laughed. "Little Gu, I wish you a lifetime of good shows."
Wang Anyu, standing nearby, remarked, "People only start reminiscing when they get old. It seems Brother Teng is getting on in years."
Shen Teng: No, hehe
Bai Jingting delivered a precise blow: "My dad just loves to reminisce."
Huang Jingyu: "Say less, what if Brother Teng's blood pressure spikes?"
Shen Teng was used to being bullied by these few conspicuous people, and laughed, "You guys be careful, I'm going to poison your food later, none of you will escape."
Hahaha~~
The atmosphere was cheerful, and with Shen Teng in charge, the awkwardness between everyone faded away a lot.
To Gu Yun's left was Wang Anyu, and to his right was Meng Ziyi.
Both of them were very outgoing and chatted with Gu Yun. One of them would chat with Gu Yun for a bit, and the other would chat with Gu Yun for a bit.
"Bro, I saw the video you filmed with Oda. You're really handsome. That video has almost ten million likes."
[Stunning Beauty +1]
Brother Wang took off his sunglasses and laughed, "You know what? Just now, Xiao Tian sent me a message. Guess what she said?"
"What?"
Gu Yun knew that Tian Xiwei and Wang Anyu were friends. They took the art exam together in 16 and were both selected as the most beautiful/handsome art exam candidates that year.
Wang Anyu laughed and said, "She asked me to punch you a couple of times for her, and asked why you weren't replying to her messages."
"information?"
Gu Yun turned on his phone and found that it was on silent. It was full of messages from Xiao Tian, as well as several voice calls.
"Oh no, I forgot my phone was on silent!"
"Haha, it's okay, hurry up and reply to her message."
Gu Yun sent a message to Tian Xiwei explaining the situation.
[Super Sweet Girl]: 60-Second Extra Long Voice Message
Gu Yun was completely baffled.
Meng Ziyi, who had overheard Gu Yun and Wang Anyu's conversation, chimed in with gossip, "You're dating Xiao Tian?"
Gu Yun was speechless: "Sister Meng, stop gossiping. We're just friends."
Meng Ziyi blinked her beautiful eyes: "Really not?"
Gu Yun: "Brother Teng, I think that if we duo queue tonight... um~"
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't ask anymore!" Meng Ziyi covered Gu Yun's mouth, her eyes filled with resentment. "Gu Yun, I promise I won't say anything more!"
"Wow, the whole roasted lamb is here!"
The production team served a whole roasted lamb they had prepared themselves, but it was so salty that no one could bring themselves to eat it.
When Jia Bing's meal was served, no one touched the sheep anymore.
"Xiao Gu, tell me, how does your soldier brother's cooking compare to Teacher Huang's?"
After finishing his meal, Shen Teng picked his teeth and laughed.
Meng Ziyi's eyes lit up; she loved gossip the most: "Yes, yes, Gu Yun, tell us quickly!"
All eyes were on Gu Yun, and everyone had seen the short video of Chef Huang sending six people to the hospital with just one meal.
Now everyone really wants to hear what Gu Yun, now that he's "deceased," has to say.
This is in private, not on a TV show, so there are some things we can say.
"Do you really want to tell me?"
Gu Yun wiped his mouth, put on a five-cent performance, looked around like he was guarding against a spy, and finally said:
"Well, I'll tell you then, but wait a minute, Teng-ge might send the recording to Teacher Huang in a flash. Then when we record the next episode, Teacher Huang will be cooking me in the pot."
[Master of Rants +1]
Hahaha~~~
Gu Yun's words made everyone laugh.
Shen Teng grinned from ear to ear: "Oh dear, you found out! I was actually on the phone with Teacher Huang just now~"
Wang Anyu and Bai Jingting "pinched" Shen Teng on either side: "Speak, Bro, Brother Teng has been subdued by us."
"To be honest, even if I were to say this in front of the soldier right now, I would still say it."
Gu Yun was very serious.
Across from him, Jia Bing, being a seasoned comedian, knew Gu Yun was about to deliver a punchline. He stroked his beard and crossed his legs.
"Hey Gu, I'm not just reminding you, I'm just adding something. I'm not just a comedian, I was actually in the army and I know a little bit about martial arts."
The crowd cheered, "Oh~~~~"
Gu Yun: "If that's what you say, then my cooking is delicious."
Shen Teng laughed and said, "Little Gu, tell me the truth. Your brother Teng is here. Your brother Bing won't do anything to you."
"I'm telling the truth."
Gu Yun said seriously:
"The soldier's cooking skills are unparalleled, almost as good as my dad's. My dad is a master chef with over 20 years of experience and runs a small restaurant in Chongqing."
"But as for Teacher Huang, I think Brother Bing can't compare. Teacher Huang's cooking skills are very close to godlike, but they've already gone far beyond what people can achieve."
Hahaha~~
[Master of Rants +1]
After dinner, everyone returned to the hotel. Shen Teng pulled Gu Yun to the room, and Meng Ziyi also wanted to come.
Two more people were needed, so Shen Teng called on Wang Anyu and Bai Jingting.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry, rush, rush, rush!"
Shen Teng put on his reading glasses, his voice trembling with excitement: "Whether I can reach the King rank depends on today. Oh, and when we go in later, help me grab Angela first."
"Xiao Gu, you're on the first floor, right? Help me get Angela."
Meng Ziyi gave up her favorite Luban and chose Yao instead, following Gu Yun's jungler throughout the game: "Then I'll play support."
"Hey, Xiao Gu, what are your plans for the future?"
While playing games, Brother Wang chatted with Gu Yun about future plans, asking, "Are you going back to doing stand-up comedy?"
"No, my dream is to be an actor. I plan to film period dramas later and gradually transition to acting. I have a pretty good script right now, but it's a supporting role."
Bai Jingting: "That's a good idea. Period dramas don't require as much acting skill, so they suit you better."
He graduated from the recording major of the music college of a normal university and entered the entertainment industry by accident. At that time, he had not studied professional acting and had to figure it out on his own.
Meng Ziyi: "Yeah, I also think Gu Yun is suitable for period dramas. He looks so handsome in period costumes. I feel that if he were a supporting character, the male lead would be overshadowed."
[Stunning Beauty +1]
Gu Yun: "Sister Meng."
Meng Ziyi: "Huh?"
Gu Yun: "Do you think that praising me will cover up the heinous crime of stealing three of my lives?"
"You've been found out~" Meng Ziyi chuckled: "Um, I really didn't mean to, I promise I won't steal it next time."
Gu Yun: "Next time? No way, you'd better make up for the two compliments you owe me first! It's not too much to say 'You're so handsome' to someone, is it?"
Meng Ziyi: "Huh?"
Wang Anyu laughed heartily: "Just as Xiaotian said."
Shen Teng suppressed a laugh: "Oh my, Xiao Gu, your shamelessness is comparable to my brother Wang An's."
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