A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

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The glossary has been updated (4): King of Jokes (Sarcastic), God-like Appearance (Modeling Monster), Talented Player, Ancient Style Gentleman

Equipable attributes: 2

Equipped with the following attributes: Divine Appearance, Ancient Style Gentleman

神颜lv1：24/100（颜值+8，当前分数95）

(Each time you receive genuine praise for your looks from a Chinese celebrity, you gain 1 experience point.)

古风公子Lv0：6/20（你扮演古风公子，气质加成100%，演技加成+30%）

(Proficiency +1 for each time a celebrity in the Chinese entertainment industry approves of your [Ancient Style Gentleman] outfit)

Note: The cooldown period for the "(King of Memes)" entry has ended. Should we change it?

"replace!"

The production crew's car arrived at Erhai Lake, and just then, the cooldown period for Gu Yun's "King of Jokes" entry ended, so they promptly replaced it with the "Ancient Style Gentleman" entry.

King of Jokes lv2: 65/100 (Your witty remarks are always quick, accurate, and incisive!)

(Each time you complete a precise/fatal critique of a Chinese celebrity, you will receive +1 experience point.)

"Try your best and try to get promoted to level three before you leave work today."

Gu Yun set himself a small goal.

However, Gu Yun doesn't plan to use the energy points for this upgrade to draw new affixes; he'll save them to increase the number of equipable affixes.

Gu Yun currently has four entries.

The "Divine Appearance" attribute cannot be removed, leaving only one equipment slot for the two attributes.

The time between removing and cooling down the entry and then switching it back is too long.

Who knows how much proficiency Gu Yun would have gained if he had the "King of Jokes" tag this morning!

Therefore, he decided to first upgrade the number of equipable attributes.

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"There were ten of us, and we split up and sat in two boats."

The production team has already helped divide the participants into groups.

He Ling, Tian Xiwei, Mai Lin, and Huang Shengyi set off first in a boat.

Gu Yun, Huang Xiaochu, Jia Naliang, Ding Zhen, Yang Zi, and Zhang Xiaoxiao are six people on one boat.

The ship hadn't even set sail yet, and the live chat was already buzzing with activity.

The production team knows what I want to see.

If the production team keeps doing this, I'm not going to be sleepy anymore.

One spirit orb, five demon pills—come on, place your bets! Who will be the last one standing on the ship?

Ding Zhen accidentally entered a high-level game.

……

As the live stream's popularity continued to climb, the assistant director was both pleased and worried: "Director, won't something happen if we put Gu Yun and those five people on the same boat?"

Wang Hailong chuckled and said, "Are you worried about Gu Yun?"

The assistant shook his head and said with a wry smile, "I'm worried that the other five people might get upset and jump into the river."

The crew knew all too well the power of Gu Yun's sharp tongue.

"There are lifeguards on every boat, don't worry, nothing will happen."

Wang Hailong scratched his forehead: "It's the last part of the first episode, we have to make it something interesting, right?"

Wang Hailong made this arrangement because he had some ulterior motives.

He had a very good impression of Gu Yun.

This time, arranging for Gu Yun to share a ship with five "Internet Magic Pills" and giving him a lot of screen time is considered a way of taking care of Gu Yun.

As long as Gu Yun seizes the opportunity, with the strong promotion from Tencent Video, his exposure will definitely be substantial.

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"This scenery is really nice. What's that on the shore? Oh, a deer." Chef Huang lay on the chair, crossed his legs, put on his sunglasses, and acted like he didn't care about anyone.

With He Ling absent, he is the most senior member of the family, while Yang Zi is not even in the same league.

"Indeed, the scenery here is beautiful," Jia Naliang said, looking around. "How about we be a little more refined and write a poem about Erhai Lake?"

"Liangliang has a great idea! Let's all give it a try."

Huang Xiaochu took off his sunglasses. How could he possibly miss such a great opportunity to show off?

Huang Xiaochu agreed, and Zhang Xiaoxiao had no problem with it either, flattering him loudly: "I feel that Teacher Huang is probably the most cultured person among us."

"Ahem~" Yang Zi cleared his throat: "To be honest, I have some knowledge of Chinese poetry and songs."

Gu Yun raised an eyebrow: "Wow, President Yang is truly erudite. Just a few days ago you were a jade expert, and now you're an expert in poetry and prose?"

[King of Jokes +1]

Ding Zhen scratched his head: "But I can't write poetry."

"Just say whatever comes to mind," Jia Naliang said dismissively. After all, Ding Zhen was just an extra; when it came to writing poetry and rhyming, he was the king.

Gu Yun didn't want to spoil the mood and nodded in agreement.

"Who should start?" Gu Yun asked.

"Teacher Huang, you can go first."

Zhang Xiaoxiao and Jia Naliang spoke in unison, the two of them licking each other's boots with great enthusiasm.

"Oh, let me start, let me think about it."

Huang Xiaochu glanced at the mountains on both sides of the river and said, "A line of green mountains and a line of sky."

"What a wonderful poem! What a wonderful poem! I concede defeat, I can't match this." Zhang Xiaoxiao said with a fawning expression, her flattery was truly unmatched.

Chef Huang smiled smugly: "Who's going to finish the sentence?"

Yang Zi was initially a little hesitant, thinking that Huang Xiaochu really had something special, but when he saw that Huang Xiaochu started with a rhyming jingle, which was about the same as his own, what else was there to say?

"I'll continue the next line, 'A line of green mountains, a line of sky,'" Yangzi quickly replied, "I miss my old friends very much!"

"That was a good line. I'll go next," Jia Naliang said, showing his good emotional intelligence by supporting Yang Zi. He then eagerly continued:

"My line is, 'White clouds drift across the sky.'"

Jia Naliang was satisfied with his performance, and then looked at Ding Zhen, "Come on, Ding Zhen, you go first, Xiao Gu will finish."

"I'm really not good enough..." Ding Zhenzhen didn't understand this.

Kanara: "It's alright, just say whatever you see. Hurry up, come on."

Gu Yun reminded him, "They've been talking about mountains and clouds, but you can say something else, like the deer over there."

But Ding Zhen really couldn't come up with anything, so Jia Naliang looked at Gu Yun and said, "Alright, Gu, you go first and set an example for Ding Zhen."

Gu Yun glanced at the deer drinking water on the bank. The deer's reflection in the water seemed to have turned green as well. He then recited, "Green water all the way, green deer all the way."

[King of Jokes +1]

"Okay..." Jia Naliang slammed on the brakes. At first glance, Gu Yun's pairing seemed quite fitting, but upon closer inspection, it felt a bit like he was being cuckolded.

While Jia Naliang was still in a daze, Ding Zhen, who loved interacting with animal friends, immediately thought of the second half of the sentence.

"I know some people raise deer on our grasslands!!"

Ding Zhen exclaimed excitedly, "Green waters all the way, green deer all the way, my bell rings against the little deer."

Ding Zhen's Mandarin was already poor, and with Jia Naliang constantly urging him, he was under a lot of pressure.

In his haste, he spoke quickly, and the word "I" sounded like the English word "one".

"Hey, that next line..."

Jia Naliang was grinning from ear to ear, but after Ding Zhen's "poem" went through his mind, Jia Naliang's CPU went completely cold.

Eh?

just,

Did I get hit by a high-powered attack at face-to-face?

Gu Yun suppressed a laugh. "You snake demon, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, you're actually a genius."

Seeing that Jia Nailiang did not react, Ding Zhen explained:

"We people on the grassland raise fawns. They have bells around their necks. When they run, the bells hit the fawn and make a 'snap snap snap snap' sound."

Gu Yun: "Brother Liang, why aren't you saying anything? You also think Ding Zhen is a genius at reciting rhymes?"

[Perfect critical hit, King of Jokes +4]

Jia Naliang scratched his head: "My head is so itchy, and my hair looks like it's going to change color."