A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

wow~

Gu Yun carried Tian Xiwei back to the shore.

Xiaotian coughed up several mouthfuls of water before finally recovering from the shock. Her makeup was ruined, and her face was deathly pale.

"Thank goodness, my phone was almost lost!"

Gu Yun chuckled, supporting her full, round buttocks with one hand while flicking Xiao Tian's head with his right: "Is your phone more important than a living person like you?"

"Of course!" Oda nodded matter-of-factly and said, "I can swim, and my phone is waterproof, unlike my cell phone."

"..." Gu Yun was speechless for a moment: "Are you really a genius?"

"Hmm~" Xiaotian said smugly, tilting her head and looking up at Gu Yun: "Of course~ I'm a genius sweet girl!"

"Alright, alright, then may I ask, Genius Sweetie, can you get off me now?"

"What do you mean, 'I'...?"

As Tian Xiwei was speaking, she felt the warmth of a large hand on her bottom. Realizing something was wrong, her pretty face instantly turned red.

Oh no, oh no, I was so focused on my phone that I forgot I was still in Gu Yun's arms!

It makes me sound like I'm lusting after Gu Yun's body~

No way!!!

As Oda was getting ready to come down, his gaze suddenly swept around and he noticed that a large crowd had gathered around him, all taking pictures with their phones!

"Oda, Oda, I'm your fan!!"

"Old Yun, you're incredibly handsome! My god, I admit you're even more handsome than me after a shower!"

"Oh my god, Gu Yun looks so handsome in period costume! Help! Broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs, a cold face, and captivating eyes! Brother, kill me!!!"

"..."

Some of the onlookers recognized Gu Yun and Tian Xiwei, and they were all very excited. If it weren't for the security guards holding them back, they would have rushed over.

"Gu, look at the camera!"

Old Liu was already in action, holding up the camera to film Gu Yun and Tian Xiwei.

"Teacher Gu, look at me! Look at me!"

Chen Momo was the most excited one!

She had recorded the entire scene of Gu Yun jumping into the water to save her, and then carrying Tian Xiwei out of the water!

Gu Yun's wet look is absolutely stunning!!

If this were posted, it would definitely go viral!

Waaah, after following Teacher Gu for so long, I've finally gotten my chance to use my skills.

"Ah~~~~"

With so many people filming, my "idiot" comment must have been recorded, right?

We're doomed, we're doomed, we're doomed!

Is my image as a genius sweet girl about to be ruined?

The genius sweet girl's brain was overloaded, and all she wanted to do was find a place to hide herself. She looked around and subconsciously buried her head in Gu Yun's arms.

Okay, okay, now nobody can see me, I'm safe~

Just as Xiaotian was quietly comforting herself, suddenly, a magnetic voice, tinged with a hint of teasing, rang out:

"You're not going to fight over being the older sister this time, are you? What kind of older sister hides in her younger brother's arms?"

Tian Xi could feel Gu Yun's warm breath brushing against her hair and behind her ears. Her face was so hot, she felt like she was melting!

"Hey, Xiaotian, why aren't you saying anything? Since I saved your life, how about you praise me a few more times?"

Gu Yun leaned down and whispered in Tian Xiwei's ear, speaking in a voice only the two of them could hear.

Her breath hit her face, and looking into Gu Yun's captivating eyes, her heart seemed to race. The genius sweet girl's brain started malfunctioning again.

Danger!

Danger!

Danger!

Seeing that Gu Yun was about to "raise the price", Tian Xiwei instinctively bit Gu Yun's arm and took the opportunity to jump out of Gu Yun's arms.

"Dream on, Gu Yun~"

Xiaotian left a message and, under the pretext of changing clothes, quickly fled this place that made her heart race.

"Even when she's running away, she acts like a victor. So strong-willed! Whoever marries her will have a bright future ahead of them!"

Watching the direction Tian Xiwei fled in, Gu Yun clenched his fist. Hmm, Tian has a great figure.

"Teacher Gu, you have no idea how handsome you were just now!!!"

Chen Momo handed the towel brought by the staff to Gu Yun, excitedly saying, "This video will definitely go viral online!!"

"The photos are good, but shouldn't we ask Mr. Oda's opinion before we release them?"

While drying his hair, Gu Yun quickly browsed through the video. To be honest, the content was indeed quite good, the kind that could be watched straight away with just a background music, and it had its own plot twist.

"Yes." Chen Momo nodded. "However, I think since you and Teacher Xiaotian have such a good relationship, it should be easy to handle, right, Teacher Gu?"

"I'll try. Don't send it until I reply."

Gu Yun felt that Tian Xiwei definitely wouldn't mind, but her company might not.

That video of the two of them was actually quite ambiguous. Xiaotian's career was on the rise, and the public opinion surrounding their relationship was quite affecting his career.

"clear!!"

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When Gu Yun came out of the changing room and went to return the clothes, he learned that Xiao Tian had already bought them.

Yes, it's really inappropriate to return it while it's still wet.

On the way back, Gu Yun and Tian Xiwei sat in the back row.

Xiao Tian, ​​who is usually very talkative, just kept looking at the road outside the window and didn't say a word.

"Even though you bought me clothes, you promised to praise me, and you can't miss a single compliment, okay?"

Gu Yun moved closer to Xiao Tian, ​​whose shoulders visibly shrugged, seemingly resisting Gu Yun's approach.

Gu Yun moved to the other side and got down to business:

"Also, about that video, Xiao Chen recorded a video of me rescuing you and wanted to post it on my Douyin account. Is that okay?"

"I don't dislike you...you don't need to move so far."

"What did you say?"

Tian Xiwei's voice was very soft, and Gu Yun didn't hear it clearly.

"I just asked my agent, and she said it's okay to release it."

Xiaotian kept looking out the window, and finally added, "And you don't need to keep your distance. I wasn't being mean to you, I was just a little cold, cough cough~"

"You have a cold?"

Gu Yun then noticed that Xiao Tian's voice was a little hoarse and had a slight nasal tone.

"Idiot~" Tian Xiwei finally stopped looking out the window and glared at Gu Yun sideways. But her face still turned a little red when they made eye contact.

"Don't think you can skip praising me just because you have a cold. No way! You can owe me until tomorrow, but I'll still charge interest!"

Gu Yun's slight unease seemed to disappear, and he said with a righteous expression, "Just praise me a few more times, the interest is very low, right?"

Tian Xi's lips curled up slightly, revealing her dimples, but she still kept a straight face: "Little brat~"

"Who are you yelling at? I don't know who was just shyly hiding in my arms..."

"Hey, Gu Yun, shut up!"

Before Gu Yun could finish speaking, his mouth was covered by a soft, pink hand. Tian Xi's dark, bright eyes glared fiercely at Gu Yun.

"I'm not shy, I'm just out of my mind, that's why... I look like a child."

Gu Yun: "Ugh...ugh...ugh..."

The scene of the two playfully bickering was captured by Lao Liu, who was grinning foolishly from the passenger seat, using the car's built-in camera.