A Top-Tier Life Begins with Sarcastic Phrases

"What rubber band? You little brat, that's called 'muscle'!"

Huang Xiaochu rubbed his face and glared at Gu Yun sideways. He swore he really wanted to poison Gu Yun and make him mute!

"Yes, it's chewy."

He Ling also struggled with the mutton, taking a bite and blood gushing out. She exclaimed, "Wow, this mutton is so fresh!"

Yang Zi was also chewing diligently, but after chewing half of it, his dentures got stuck in his flesh, so he had to turn his back to the camera to clean it up.

Gu Yun noticed: "Teacher Huang's roasted lamb is truly something special; it even made Yangzi's dentures fall out from the aroma."

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Yangzi rinsed his teeth with water, then put the meat back in his mouth, chuckling, "This meat is chewy, but I'm too old to chew it anymore."

Yangzi is so shrewd! He threw half of the mutton into the trash can and wouldn't touch it again, focusing instead on stir-frying green beans with meat.

Chef Huang scratched his head in frustration. Why couldn't they say something nice about him?

But we can't blame anyone else for this.

Chef Huang's meat was just too chewy!

Even Tian Xiwei, the girl with the best teeth and a big appetite, had a stiff face and couldn't chew the small piece of meat that Chef Huang gave her for a long time.

I'm so hungry, but I have something in my mouth. I can't swallow it, I can't spit it out, and I can't eat anything else. It's so annoying!

Tian Xiwei looked at Gu Yun with pitiful eyes, her wet pupils seeming to say: Gu Yun, please, help me~

"Now you know to beg me?"

Gu Yun smiled smugly: "I can help you, but you have to sincerely compliment me six times saying 'You're so handsome,' are you willing?"

Tian Xi nodded earnestly, her face slightly tense.

"Go ahead and throw up." Gu Yun tore off a few sheets of toilet paper, placed them in his hand, and put them near Tian Xiwei's mouth. He then turned around to block the camera and Huang Xiaochu's view.

With a slightly flushed face, Tian Xi quickly spat out the bloody flesh and quietly poked Gu Yun's wrist.

Gu Yun understood and walked over to throw it into the trash can next to Yang Zi's feet.

Yang Zi, with his sharp eyes, noticed a corner of meat peeking out from under the napkin and immediately slapped a big hat on it:

"Hey, Xiao Gu, I'm so old, it's understandable that I can't chew the tendons anymore. Why are you throwing away the meat? It's such a waste of food!"

"Young people these days really don't cherish food at all. Back in our day, we would lick our bowls clean after eating."

Chef Huang, seizing the opportunity, took the chance to kick Gu Yun while he was down:

"Xiao Gu, you're both young. Look at Xiao Tian, ​​and then look at yourself. How come you're so different?"

Yang Zi: "Yeah, these young people are such a waste, they don't know how to cherish things at all!"

Tian Xiwei sat uneasily in the corner. Gu Yun had lost the piece of flesh he had spat out; he was being scolded on her behalf.

Moreover, once Gu Yun is labeled as "wasting food," he will definitely be used as a weapon by his haters to attack him in the future!

This will have a huge impact on newcomers like Gu Yun who have no previous works!

A smarter competitor might even use nostalgia for the "father of hybrid rice" to crush Gu Yun!

No, no, I need to help!

"That's me..."

Xiaotian anxiously tried to stand up and clarify, but a large hand pressed down on his head, and before he could speak, his mouth was covered.

"Mmm..."

"Wasting food is indeed shameful."

Gu Yun said with a serious expression, "Friends watching on screen, please don't follow President Yang's example! Look, I've been corrupted!"

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Everyone laughed.

Huang Xiaochu chuckled with a dark face and continued to belittle Gu: "Little Gu, you clever little devil, your mind works so fast. I'm talking to you, you immediately dragged Yangzi into this."

"Yeah, what does it have to do with me?" Yang Zi hurriedly defended himself. His reputation was already damaged, and if he were to be further smeared with serious accusations, his company would really go bankrupt.

"I lost my dentures, that's why I lost the meat."

Gu Yun raised an eyebrow: "Oh? If the dentures fall out, can they be put back in?"

"Yes, you can."

"Yeah, if your dentures fit, it doesn't stop you from eating meat, so why throw them away? Does wearing dentures give you the right to waste food?"

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Yang Zi was covered in sweat and stammered, unable to speak: "I..."

Chef Huang picked his nose and retorted, "You're talking about Yangzi? What right do you have to lecture Yangzi? Aren't you all the same?"

Chef Huang is determined to permanently attach the label of "wasting food" to Gu Yun!

It wouldn't matter if Yangzi were to be sacrificed.

"Sigh, I didn't waste any food!!!"

Before Gu Yun could refute, Yang Zi jumped out to deny it: "Teacher Huang, don't talk nonsense. What I did wasn't wasting food."

"Hey, you little brat, you have to admit your mistakes!"

Chef Huang frowned, glaring at Yang Zi with displeasure, and began to boast about his seniority again.

When filming "Mushroom House," Huang Lei, after being told he was emotionally vulnerable, called Shen Teng a "little brat," saying, "What are you doing if not wasting food?"

Yangzi has always liked to act mature. In his eyes, everyone else is a little kid, and he is the only adult.

Now, being called a "little bastard" by Huang Xiaochu is truly offensive, and coupled with the need to protect his reputation, he immediately exploded.

"Teacher Huang, that whole roasted lamb was practically raw! I couldn't even bite into it; it was still bloody. How am I supposed to eat it?"

"If you insist that I wasted food, then I certainly won't admit it. You were the one who roasted the whole lamb."

Seeing that Huang Xiaochu and Yang Zi were arguing, He Ling, Huang Shengyi, and Mai Lin quietly spat out the "rubber bands" in their mouths and threw them into the trash can.

He Ling and Jia Naliang went up to mediate: "Alright, alright, stop arguing."

Chef Huang's face flushed red; he was genuinely anxious. "How could it be a problem with the whole roasted lamb? Are you trying to waste food and blame the producers?"

"Come on, Teacher Huang, let me prove to everyone whether it's the sheep's fault or not!" Gu Yun cut a piece of meat with tendons and put it on Chef Huang's plate.

Huang Xiaochu suddenly felt that Gu Yun was much more pleasing to the eye than Yang Zi, and picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth.

嚼，

嚼，

嚼，

After a long silence of more than ten seconds, everyone watched as Huang Xiaochu chewed on the piece of meat like it was chewing on chewing gum, unable to swallow it for a long time.

Gu Yun: "Teacher Huang, why aren't you swallowing? Is this meat hurting your throat?"

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Chef Huang rolled his eyes at Gu Yun, spat the meat from his mouth onto his hand, where traces of blood were still visible, and pointed at Jia Naliang:

"Liangliang, there's something wrong with how you grill this meat. Didn't I tell you to keep turning it, keep turning it? Were you being lazy?"

Kanara: ? ? ?

"Huh? No, this... is it my problem?"

Jia Naliang never expected that he would be the one to be blamed for what he had just been trying to mediate the fight!

"If it's not your problem, whose problem is it?"

Chef Huang looked confident:

"Liangliang, we've recorded so many shows together, and I've even taught your classes. Don't I know you? You must have been slacking off, right?"

Jia Naliang was a student in the class of 01 at Yenching Film Academy, and Huang Xiaochu did indeed teach him acting classes.

After Huang Xiaochu said that, how could Jia Naliang not understand that Huang Xiaochu was targeting him and making him take the blame?

In the end, all I could manage was a smile that looked more like a grimace: "Haha, it really was my fault, I'm so sorry."

Gu Yun, who had been observing the whole thing, was also amazed by the "Legendary King Nadey's" patience: "Brother Liang, if you were born in ancient times, you would definitely be an emperor!"

Jia Naliang assumed Gu Yun was trying to help him out of a difficult situation, and immediately smiled and asked, "How so?"

Gu Yun: "Because you're more awesome than Han Xin!"

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