A slacking-off-the-fishing master becomes pregnant with twins.

Chapter 3

Having acquired the system, Chen Bo's promotion and wealth are a sure thing.

The only thing that gave Chen Bo a headache was how to get rid of his girlfriend, Song Yanke.

It wasn't that Chen Bo wanted to kill his beloved before going ashore.

Rather, it's that Song Yanke doesn't deserve to share wealth with him.

To ask whether Chen Bo ever loved Song Yanke.

I loved him, but I don't anymore.

"I really don't understand why someone as ordinary as you can be so confident."

"Can't you be a little more ambitious? Once I pass the civil service exam, will you still be good enough for me?"

"Our family's bride price is 38 yuan, plus 8 yuan for three gold items, 3 yuan for the bride's address change, and additional fees for getting in and out of the car..."

"If you want to marry me, you at least need to have a car and a house. You can't have a mortgage. I can't suffer with you paying off your mortgage. I didn't marry into your family to suffer."

"After we get married, your salary must be handed over to me for management, and your parents' retirement savings should also ideally be managed by me. I need to feel secure!"

As a loyal fan of Yang Li, the leader of the feminist movement, a spokesperson for the "civil service exam" and a junior-level cadre with a red book (a symbol of official rank), Song Yanke's series of outrageous remarks have already shattered Chen Bo's worldview.

Chen Bo knew very well that once Song Yanke passed the civil service exam, the first blow would inevitably be to him.

What she didn't know was that Chen Bo thought the same thing.

Unfortunately, your knife isn't as fast as mine.

The reason I didn't confront Song Yanke before was because I didn't have a reason that I could justify from a moral high ground. I knew that a woman like Song Yanke would be like a persistent leech.

You can't shake them off.

Chen Bo almost burst out laughing when he witnessed Song Yanke having an affair with another man.

Aren't you just rushing to give me an excuse?

You're a really nice person.

At that moment, Chen Bo's resentment towards Song Yanke, whom he had supported for four years and who had failed the civil service exams repeatedly, dissipated by more than half.

Chen Bo suppressed his excitement and forced himself to appear as angry as possible.

Even when acting, one must act professionally.

He slammed the object in his hand onto the ground and roared!

"You two adulterers..."

"Ahhhhhh!"

"Chen Bo, calm down, don't hit him!"

“Help!!”

****

A moment later!

Chen Bo sat on the sofa angrily. Sitting across from him were Song Yanke and his adulterer, who had been beaten to a black and bruised face.

"Who is this bastard?"

"Chen Bo, can you please stop using such harsh language? He's my ex-boyfriend!"

"You cheated on me with your ex-boyfriend? You've all done such shameless things, and you still complain about my words?" Chen Bo said speechlessly.

"Who cheated on you? Did I tell you before we got together that I had dated other men and had sex with them?"

Song Yan said confidently.

"Does the fact that you had a relationship with him mean you didn't cheat on me?" Chen Bo asked, looking bewildered.

"Of course not! He was before you!"

"Huh?" Chen Bo was stumped.

"I've had contact with him before, this is just another one. What's the big deal? It's like keeping the good stuff in the family, you know?"

Chen Bo almost knelt down!

Even though he had anticipated it, Song Yanke's remarks still left Chen Bo's mind blank.

Is this something a human being could say?

These remarks once again changed Chen Bo's perception of Song Yanke.

I knew she was shameless, but I never imagined she was this shameless.

These remarks left even the adulterer speechless.

He'd seen people make excuses before, but this was the first time he'd seen one so fresh and unconventional.

Even the adulterer wanted to give her a big thumbs up.

"So, just because I'm paying for him, he can do whatever he wants for free? And on my bed, using the little bag I bought him?"

"Chen Bo, can you be so petty?" Song Yanke rolled her eyes at Chen Bo.

"For the past three years, you've done absolutely nothing but prepare for the civil service exam, you've eaten my food, lived in my house, and spent my money, and you still have the nerve to call me petty?"

"I'm speechless at your level of being a mediocre guy. How much money did I actually spend from you? I'll pay you back double after I pass the civil service exam, okay?!"

"Don't wait until you pass the civil service exam. I don't need you to pay me back double. Let's say you spend 20,000 yuan of my money every year, which is 60,000 yuan in three years after you graduate from university. You should pay me back now!" Chen Bo said coldly.

Upon hearing this, Song Yanke suddenly stood up and roared at Chen Bo.

"Chen Bo, are you really going to settle accounts with me? I've been with you for four years. You've slept with me at least 80 to 100 times. Even if I paid you 1,000 each time, that's still 100,000 to 200,000 yuan. If we really want to settle accounts, you'll have to pay me back!"

Chen Bo was dumbfounded!

I was shocked again.

Should there be applause here?

So you actually consider yourself a prostitute, huh?

Today was a day of learning through trial and error, like being stabbed in the butt with a knife.

Chen Bo glanced at the pretty boy next to Song Yanke.

"Will he pay me?" Chen Bo asked with great interest.

Whether he pays or not is none of your business.

"You can't say that. We're all customers; you have to treat everyone equally. You can't just target me!"

"You agree, buddy," Chen Bo said with amusement, looking at the adulterer.

The adulterer rubbed the bright red handprint on his face, instinctively leaned back, and forced a smile.

"We only play friendly matches occasionally, and we haven't discussed these kinds of financial issues."

"Occasionally? Friendly matches?"

Snapped!

Chen Bo swiftly slapped the adulterer's face with a large, hard slap.

"Fuck you! So this isn't the first time you've done this? Friendly matches have become regular games now! No wonder my blanket always feels dirty and smells awful!"

The adulterer was so intimidated by Chen Bo's fierce aura that he didn't dare to utter a single word.

But it's not his fault; in terms of both height and strength, he's not in the same league as Chen Bo.

Chen Bo is 180 cm tall and weighs 150 kg.

The adulterer looks to be only about 170cm tall, and even smaller than Song Yanke.

I wonder what part of him Song Yan saw that she liked, was it his small and muscular build?

Seeing that her lover had been slapped again, Song Yan immediately shielded him behind her.

"Chen Bo, if you dare to hit someone again, I'll really call the police!"

"Report it, go ahead and report it! Don't be ashamed, just report it!" Chen Bo wasn't intimidated at all.

"I've had enough of you, let's break up!" Song Yanke roared.

"Fine, I agree. This house is rented by me. You need to get out of my house immediately with your lover."

Chen Bo immediately agreed.

She was afraid that if she was even a second too slow, Song Yan would change her mind.

Song Yan was dumbfounded.

She thought that by using the threat of breaking up, Chen Bo would at least give in.

Once Chen Bo gives in, a little more effort in bed will resolve the matter.

She didn't expect Chen Bo to agree so readily.

"Are you really going to break up with me?" Song Yan asked incredulously.

"You've already put a green hat around my neck, why would I keep you around for the New Year if I don't break up with you?" Chen Bo sneered.

"Fine, we're breaking up. Whoever tries to back out is a coward. Remember, I dumped you, not the other way around! Just wait until I pass the civil service exam, then you'll be crying!"

"Whatever!" Chen Bo shrugged indifferently.

Chen Bo was not particularly attached to the study of winning.

"Zhang Heng, help me pack my luggage!" Song Yanke yelled at her lover brother.

The adulterer frowned and gently tugged at Song Yanke's sleeve.

"No, Yan Ke, you really broke up? Where will you live after the breakup?"

"Of course I'll stay at your place. I broke up with you because of you."

The adulterer looked troubled. "But my house is a bit cramped even for one person. If two people live there..."

"Why don't you just get a bigger one? Are you even a man? You don't spout so much nonsense when you're having fun."

The adulterer looked helpless.

I just wanted to have some fun, I didn't actually intend to buy it!

But things have progressed to this point, and it's no longer up to him to refuse!

Just as Song Yanke and her lover were arguing, Chen Bo suddenly heard a system notification in his mind.

"Ding! The host has successfully skipped work and slacked off for one hour. Reward: 3 Dragon Kingdom Coins, 30 slacking-off points."

"Current total value of slacking off: 630 points!"

"Received 30000 yuan into Longguo Bank account, current balance: 543267.58 yuan."