My baby is two and a half years old. Daddy, hurry up and make some milk!

Xiao Nanfeng, whose expression changed in an instant, had already moved close to Le Bao, grinning slyly.

"Baby, I'm Uncle Xiao, your dad's best brother. We met on video last time."

Xiao Nanfeng used a high-pitched voice to try and get closer to the little guy.

Le Bao, whose eyes were brimming with tears, had stopped crying, but was still sobbing a little.

"Holy crap!"

The little guy thought for a while and then uttered these two words.

She still vividly remembers that this was the first thing the uncle said in the last video call.

Xiao Nanfeng has experienced firsthand what it's like to have the cutest face but say the harshest things.

Because at this moment he could already sense Lu Chenyue's murderous aura.

"Baby, my darling, my grandma, I beg you, please don't say those two words anymore, okay? It's all my fault, I have a sharp tongue, let's forget about it."

Xiao Nanfeng pretended to slap his own face to prove that those two words could not be said.

Seeing Xiao Nanfeng's funny expression, the little guy stopped crying and started laughing. He reached out and touched Xiao Nanfeng's face.

"No, no, hello uncle."

She still remembered how her uncle had helped her get revenge.

"Baby, you're such an angel. Come here, let Uncle give you a kiss."

As he spoke, he pouted his big mouth and tried to get close to Le Bao's face, but Lu Chenyue slapped him away.

What a joke! Trying to kiss his daughter right in front of him? All other men should stay far away from him.

"Brother Yue, what are you doing?"

"Get lost."

"You're just jealous that the baby likes me."

Lu Chenyue lifted his foot, and Xiao Nanfeng shut up.

"Baby, come on, let's go upstairs. Whatever you want today, Uncle will buy it for you."

Xiao Nanfeng, accompanied by the main character, went off to sweep the place up with great fanfare.

Lu Chenyue didn't stop them. They were brothers who had been close since childhood, and it was only right to give their niece a gift.

Having received the promise, Le Bao immediately stumped the two grown men in the very first game.

The little guy went to a women's lingerie store, pointed at the lingerie hanging on the wall, and asked his uncle to buy it for him.

Xiao Nanfeng's boastful words got stuck on the threshold.

He stood at the door, his expression extremely unnatural as he nudged Lu Chenyue:

"Brother Yue, is this something for her mom? You should handle this kind of thing. Don't worry, just use my card."

Lu Chenyue hadn't expected the little guy's first stop to be here. He didn't take Xiao Nanfeng's card, but walked straight over, picked up Le Bao, and turned to leave.

"Daddy, don't be stubborn, buy it!"

The little stubborn boy refused to leave, wriggling and fussing in his arms, wanting to get down and buy something.

"Stop fooling around, let's go buy candy."

Buying candy couldn't stop Le Bao's determination to buy her mother underwear. She had seen her mother wear it before, so the first thing she thought of when she saw it was to buy it for her.

Tang Wanning: Thank you, but there's really no need.

"Sir, are you buying this for the child's mother? What size does she wear, and what colors does she usually like?"

The salesperson could tell from their clothes that they were rich and powerful, so he quickly went up to introduce them.

Seeing that the little chubby boy stubbornly refused to leave, Lu Chenyue had no choice but to bite the bullet and give him the size and color. His memory of three years ago was a bit hazy, but he had accidentally glanced at it last night while holding Le Bao, so it should be... about right.

Never mind, all he wanted now was to get out of here as quickly as possible.

After paying, the two men picked up the baby and quickly left.

Le Bao wouldn't let her dad carry her; she wanted to get down and walk by herself. As she walked, she ended up in the supermarket. This was like a mouse entering a rice nest—completely out of control.

She also knew to have Xiao Nanfeng push a cart behind her, and he would take whatever she pointed at. Only when the cart was full did she stop, satisfied.

Lu Chenyue, who was answering the phone at the door, was speechless when he saw Xiao Nanfeng pushing a cart full of snacks and candies, with a chubby baby sitting on it.

Tang Wanning had repeatedly warned him not to give Le Bao too many snacks and candies, and now she'd come straight to buy them. He could already imagine the color of Tang Wanning's face when he got back.

"Your mom said you can't eat too many snacks and candy, or your teeth will rot."

Lu Chenyue tried to reason with her and brought up her mother to stop her.

"Daddy won't nag, and I won't tell Mommy."

It means you shouldn't tell Mom, we'll eat it secretly.

"No, if your mother finds out, she'll scold me too."

Xiao Nanfeng was shocked. Someone dared to insult his brother Yue! It seemed this sister-in-law he had never met was not to be underestimated. Xiao Nanfeng silently gave Tang Wanning a thumbs up in his heart.

Tang Wanning: No, I wouldn't dare.

"Daddy, I love you, I love you so much."

Le Bao tries to gain these sources of happiness by pleasing his father, but his father is very firm on matters of principle.

After much arguing, all they got in the end were a few lollipops, a box of cookies, and a few small toys.

Her dad kept the lollipops, saying he'd give her one every day.

The chubby boy got angry, and when he did, no one could control him.

She charged forward like a little bull, and no amount of shouting could stop her.

In the end, Lu Chenyue forcibly carried her into the car.

Xiao Nanfeng insisted on coming along and riding in their car, sitting in the back with Le Bao.

"Don't tell your mom when you get home."

Lu Chenyue tore open a lollipop and handed it to the little guy who was still fuming.

He's young, but he has a big temper; you can't afford to offend him.

Le Bao ate her lollipop, showing no intention of making up with her father. She climbed into Xiao Nanfeng's lap and sat down, looking outside but refusing to look at her father.

Xiao Nanfeng watched from the sidelines, laughing heartily. It was the first time he had ever seen Lu Chenyue get the short end of the stick, especially since the person he was dealing with was a toddler who was not even three years old.

Sure enough, what I read online was true: when girls get angry, no matter their age, they are not easy to appease.

When they got off the bus, the chubby boy didn't want his father to carry him; instead, he ran into Xiao Nanfeng's arms.

This made him extremely happy. He smiled smugly at Lu Chenyue and said, "See? Your daughter likes me more."

Lu Chenyue ignored him and walked ahead carrying the baby bag.

When they arrived, there were already several people sitting in the private room. Upon seeing them come in, the smokers quickly put out their cigarettes and opened the windows for ventilation.

"Hey, why are you guys smoking? Don't you know my niece is coming?"

As soon as Xiao Nanfeng entered, he confronted the two men who were smoking.

"I thought it was still early, but I didn't expect..."

"We didn't expect to arrive so early, and we're sorry to have disturbed your smoking."

Although the two smokers were from wealthy families, they were far inferior to Xiao Nanfeng, Lu Chenyue, and Feng Yan. Therefore, Xiao Nanfeng wouldn't give them any face.

"No, no, we were wrong."

The two apologized repeatedly.

"Alright, everyone, sit down. I'll carry her to the restroom."

Lu Chenyue took Le Bao and walked to the bathroom in the next private room. The little guy hadn't cried out all afternoon; he'd probably peed again.

Sure enough, the little guy peed right into the diaper bag.

"Poop, poop!"

With a lollipop in her mouth, Le Bao kept calling for her father, saying she needed to poop. Her accent left Lu Chenyue speechless. He tried to take the candy out and give it to her later, but to no avail. As soon as she reached for the candy, she would wail loudly.

There was nothing Lu Chenyue could do but let her have her way.

The little guy, with candy in his mouth, sat on the toilet, holding Lu Chenyue's big hand as he pooped.

She was too young to sit on the toilet by herself, so Lu Chenyue had to pull her along.

"Uh-huh......."

Le Bao is a little constipated, and right now he's straining and pooping.

Lu Chenyue: Who am I? Where am I?

"Daddy, wipe your bottom."

After pooping, Le Bao felt relieved and let Lu Chenyue wipe her bottom.

"I really owe you, little fatty."

Lu Chenyue resigned himself to wiping her backside.

"Unlike fat people, I'm quite thin."

Girls, no matter how old, hate being told they're fat.

Looking at the chubby boy who had just finished pooping and was now licking the candy, Lu Chenyue wondered for a moment, "Is this really my child? How can he be so slovenly?"

The truth is, whether he admits it or not, she is definitely his child, just not his germaphobia.