Father is a villainous Buddhist disciple? He'll just be beaten into the light of the righteous

Shen Jiyuan slapped him on the butt and said coldly, "If you talk nonsense again, I'll make you get a beating right here, naked!"

Shen Ji showed no fear of being beaten, shrugged indifferently and said, "Sister, please don't take offense. My dad is a bit crazy and a bit of a superhero."

He covered his mouth with his hand and whispered, "My dad is a cold and aloof Buddhist monk, but he's actually a villain—the kind who throws people into the sea to feed sharks!"

"But don't be afraid, sister. I will educate him properly. After I've educated him well, he will be the best successor to socialism!"

Shen Jiyuan: "..."

The sales assistant chuckled at his antics and wanted to reach out and pat his head, but looking at Shen Jiyuan's menacing expression and demeanor, she hesitated to approach.

So he asked, "Sir, we have a wide variety of strollers here, both imported and domestic. Which type would you like? Do you have any price range requirements?"

Shen Jiyuan frowned and said, "Whatever, as long as it's good quality and durable, the price doesn't matter."

The sales assistant thought to herself, "It seems she was right; this guy is definitely not short of money."

So they led the person to the section with the best quality products, picked out a good quality and best-selling style, and said, "Sir, although this is a domestic product, both its design and workmanship are excellent."

"It's very stable even on uneven surfaces, with good vibration and shock absorption. This is our best-selling product, but it's relatively more expensive."

Without a second thought, Shen Jiyuan shoved Shen Ji inside like a radish, saying, "Feel it for yourself."

Shen Ji didn't have any requirements for this kind of thing, as long as it wasn't carried under his armpits.

If this body weren't that of a three-year-old child, he would never be sitting on this thing.

He looked at it pretending to be interested, then nodded and said, "It's good, Dad, let's buy this one."

Seeing that he had made his choice, Shen Jiyuan said, "Then this one will do. I'll just push it away."

The young lady asked, "Sir, would you like a small mat or blanket? You can put them in the stroller so the baby will be more comfortable and won't rub their bottom. We also have small pillows here so they can lean against something."

Shen Jiyuan didn't understand these things, so he said, "Bring one copy of each, and make sure they are of the highest quality."

The young lady happily went to get her things.

In just ten minutes, Shen Ji's car went from a bare shell to a fully furnished one. Shen Jiyuan even bought a little yellow duck with a shriveled beak and hung it in front of his carport, which squeaked loudly when squeezed.

Shen Ji: "..."

After leaving the maternity and baby store, Shen Jiyuan pushed him to a decent-looking children's clothing store, where they bought a huge pile of clothes and had them all packed up and sent back.

He then drove the person to the hospital.

Shen Ji asked blankly, "Why did you bring me to the hospital?"

Shen Jiyuan said irritably, "Let me check if you're developing normally, so you don't end up not growing up."

Shen Ji: "..."

This is a private hospital. Shen Jiyuan seemed quite familiar with the place. After making a phone call, the person on the other end politely told them to go directly to the pediatrics department on the third floor and find a doctor named Yun Shang.

As soon as the two reached the third floor, Shen Ji tugged at Shen Jiyuan's trouser leg. Shen Jiyuan glared at him, annoyed. "What are you doing? I'm not giving you the injection!"

Shen Ji's little face scrunched up, and he waved to Shen Jiyuan, signaling him to bend down.

Shen Jiyuan narrowed his eyes, paused for a moment, and then bent down to get closer.

Tsk.

He couldn't help but think that his temper had improved a lot, and he was actually being so obedient!

Shen Ji whispered in Shen Jiyuan's ear, "Dad, have you noticed that it seems like someone is following us?"

Shen Jiyuan was taken aback, and he suddenly turned his head to look behind him.

This is the pediatric ward, and the corridors are full of parents and children coming and going. I didn't see anyone suspicious at all.

Shen Jiyuan chuckled self-deprecatingly. He was truly bewitched, to react so strongly to the words of a three-year-old child.

Shen Ji frowned as soon as he saw that he didn't believe him. "There are so many people here, and there are surveillance cameras. He definitely won't come over openly. Keep an eye out when we go out later."

Shen Jiyuan raised an eyebrow. "You can use idioms?"

Shen Ji said irritably, "Is this the time to talk about this?"

Shen Jiyuan smacked him on the head. "Which melodramatic TV series did you watch this plot from? Playing detective game?"

"That's not true at all!" Shen Ji gritted his teeth. "Fine, don't believe me then!"

"Hmph, wait until someone cuts your kidneys, then I'll inherit your entire fortune!"

"So you don't end up losing everything by being a male mistress!"

Shen Jiyuan sneered, "Even if I die, you won't inherit it all. My money is all hard-earned; I can spend it however I want. Even if you were to inherit it, it would only be what your old man left over. Understand?"

Shen Ji's little face scrunched up even more.

Seeing that he didn't seem to be lying, Shen Jiyuan's eyes flickered, and then he said, "Alright, I understand. I'll be more careful later, okay?"

Shen Ji snorted, "That's more like it."

The two talked as they arrived at Yunshang's office.

Shen Jiyuan knocked on the door, and after a moment a voice came from inside, "Come in."

Shen Jiyuan pushed open the door and pushed Xiao Biga inside.

To their surprise, the doctor, whose name sounded like a boy's, was actually a young and beautiful woman. She looked up at the father and son, smiled, and asked, "Mr. Shen, right?"

Shen Jiyuan nodded. "Hello."

Yun Shang gestured to the chair in front of his desk, "Please sit down. Dr. Tang has already told me about the baby's condition. I'll do some basic checks first. Mr. Shen, please wait a moment."

Shen Jiyuan nodded.

Dr. Yun took Shen Ji out of the stroller and measured his height, weight, head circumference, and other basic data. "The baby's height is indeed a bit shorter than that of his peers."

"His hair was dry, yellow, and sparse, which are typical symptoms of malnutrition."

"Mr. Shen, is your child a picky eater?" Dr. Yun asked.

Shen Jiyuan was stunned. How would he know if this kid was a picky eater?

But seeing how heartily he was eating at the dinner table, he hesitated and said, "Probably not?"

"Should?" Dr. Yun frowned. "What does he usually eat? Can you tell me about his diet?"

Shen Jiyuan: "..."

He was silent.

Forget about his diet, this kid wouldn't even know if he'd eaten shit before.

Dr. Yun frowned even more deeply. "Is the baby still drinking formula?"

Shen Jiyuan was able to answer this, since he hadn't seen the boy bring a bottle when he came to the house, so he must have been weaned a long time ago. "I don't want to drink..."

But before he could finish speaking, Shen Ji raised his hand and said, "Pretty doctor sister, I'll drink it, but my mother died, and no one cares about me or buys me milk, so I haven't had any milk for a week~"

Shen Jiyuan: "..."