I accidentally joined a group of charlatans, so I immediately called the police and handed it over t

Anxiety, like a contagious virus, spread rapidly in the Heavenly Court chat group.

The gods, who were previously debating "who is superior," are now only concerned with one very practical question:

What if the passage is blocked and my spiritual nourishment is cut off?

For those who have just tasted the sweetness of the internet and are in the midst of a "net addiction" climax, the interruption of updates and the lag are even more terrifying than a catastrophe.

[Nezha]: Traffic jam?! Absolutely no traffic jams!

【Nezha】: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me, Xiao Chen! You have to think of a way for me! No matter what it takes, you have to ensure I can watch movies smoothly!

[Nezha]: I just saw that mortal called Iron Man, wearing a red iron suit and flying in the sky. That energy cannon is so cool! If you dare to make me stuck there, I... I'll wreak havoc on the sea for you!

[Wenquxingjun]: Vulgar! All you know is fighting and killing all day long!

[Wenqu Xingjun]: My young friend, the book must not be interrupted! Han Li has just entered the Chaotic Star Sea, and it is a matter of life and death. If there is no follow-up, even my Dao heart will be unstable!

[God of Literature]: You send the message first! Those flashy images take up space and have no substance, so let's stop them!

[Thunder God]: Bullshit! Why are you stopping us? How much space do your few words take up? I think it's your brain that's taking up space!

Seeing that another argument was about to break out, Chen Xi finally revealed his true colors.

He doesn't need them to argue to get to the bottom of things.

What he needs is to establish rules.

A set of rules he created that allowed him to continuously reap profits from unsuspecting investors.

[Newcomer reporting in, please protect me]: Dear immortals, please calm your anger.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Actually, there are ways.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Since the channels are limited, we can only... provide differentiated services.

Chen Xi's fingers flew across the screen, each word like a meticulously crafted fishhook.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: To ensure fairness, I have specially applied for two special permission systems from the "Heavenly Laws" of the mortal realm (which are actually video websites and novel platforms).

He posted the first picture.

It was a glittering, luxuriously designed token with the words "Alliance Leader" engraved on it.

[Newcomer Report, Seeking Support]: For book-loving immortals, we are launching the [Heavenly Court Branch - Alliance Leader Order].

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Any fellow cultivator who donates a certain amount of merit or magic treasures can become the "Alliance Leader" of this book.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Alliance Leader privileges are as follows:

Lightning-fast transfer: Your book updates will be sent via a VIP exclusive channel, instantly with no delay.

The right to urge updates: If the leader is dissatisfied with the update speed, he/she can designate the author (actually Chen Xi) to work overtime overnight, even if it means staying up all night, to update the chapter.

Character Naming Rights: This is the most prestigious honor. The Alliance Leader can designate a name, and I will use my "Causality Weapon" to write it into the book. You can make this character a close friend of the protagonist, or...

Chen Xi deliberately didn't spell things out.

But those present were all old foxes who had lived for countless years; who couldn't understand the implied meaning?

The God of Literature's eyes lit up instantly.

Write your name in the book?

Doesn't that mean I can control the fate of the characters in the book?

If you were to write a villainous character who is utterly crushed under the protagonist's feet...

Wenquxingjun glanced subconsciously at Leigong's avatar in the group, a sinister smile curling at the corner of his mouth.

Before the immortals could even process this bombshell, Chen Xi immediately dropped a second picture.

This is a purple-gold card surrounded by flowing starlight, with the words "SVIP" written on it in large characters.

[Newcomer Report, Seeking Protection]: For movie-loving immortals, we are launching the [Heavenly Court Special Offer - Exclusive SVIP].

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Top up your membership to enjoy VIP treatment:

A dramatic leap in picture quality: from the current "HD" to "4K Ultra HD Blu-ray". You can even see the fine hairs on the female lead's face clearly!

Advanced viewing: While others are still anxiously waiting for next week's update, you can already watch the entire finale in one go!

Supreme Comments: This is a spell exclusive to SVIPs. Your comments will have a golden light effect, the font size will be tripled, and it will hover in the center of the screen, blocking all comments from ordinary users!

boom--!

The entire chat group went into complete uproar.

If the previous arguments were merely verbal disputes, then now Chen Xi has escalated the conflict to the level of "class".

What do immortals care about most?

face!

Extravagant!

privilege!

While others are watching blurry images, you're seeing 4K resolution where even the pores are crystal clear; while others are waiting for updates, you've already given away the entire plot; while others' comments are drowned out, yours hangs like a royal decree in the center of the screen...

This sense of superiority is enough to drive any god mad!

[Nezha]: Let's see who dares to compete with me in wealth!

Nezha was the first to jump out, revealing his spoiled and arrogant nature.

【Nezha】: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me, give me some money!

[Nezha]: I want that SVIP! Now! Immediately!

[Nezha]: In the movie "The Avengers", there was a purple potato demon named Thanos who snapped his fingers. I wanted to see what the gems on his gauntlet looked like!

[Nezha]: And that bullet screen privilege! I want it too! From now on, if anyone dares to talk nonsense while watching a movie, I'll smear their face with golden bullet screens!

[System notification: Nezha has sent you an exclusive red envelope—10 Samadhi True Fire Talismans (High-level)!]

Chen Xi received it instantly.

Good heavens, if these talismans were thrown out, they could probably flatten an active volcano.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: The boss is so generous! The SVIP badge has been lit up for you!

Seeing the dazzling purple-gold crown logo that suddenly appeared next to Nezha's profile picture, the other gods in the group couldn't sit still.

This logo is so cool!

Walking around in the group chat like this is like having your own background music!

Wenquxingjun gritted his teeth, looking at Nezha's arrogant appearance, his heart was overflowing with sourness.

"A crude brute, nothing but a few stinking bucks!"

"This Star Lord pursues spiritual elevation; how can I be outdone by such mundane things?"

[Wenquxingjun]: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me, that Alliance Leader's Order...

[God of Literature]: This God wants it!

【Wenqu Xingjun】：The Desolate Emperor in "Perfect World" is unparalleled throughout the ages and has an unmatched spirit. He is the role model for us all!

[Wenquxingjun]: I want to be the leader of the alliance in "Perfect World"!

[God of Literature]: Also...

The God of Literature abruptly changed the subject, revealing a chilling undertone.

[Wenquxingjun]: I want to use that naming rights.

[Wenquxingjun]: My friend, could you please add a villain named "Lei Dong" in the new chapter?

[Wenquxingjun]: It should be written as a bit lewd, with a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks, preferably the kind that gets slapped into a cesspool by the Desolate Emperor!

Lei Gong was still considering whether to subscribe to a membership, but upon seeing this, he instantly flew into a rage.

[Lei Gong]: You old pedant! You dare?!

[Thunder God]: Thunderous? Aren't you directly insulting me by name?!

[Wenquxingjun]: Hehe, I just think this name sounds nice, what does it have to do with you? Or are you trying to take it personally?

[Thunder God]: You!!!

[God of Literature]: If you're so capable, why don't you fill in too! You can include me in your list! Oh, by the way, you're illiterate, so you probably can't even come up with a name, right? Hahahaha!

This blatant provocation completely ignited the flames of war in Heaven.

The gods who originally just wanted to have some fun have now been drawn into this vortex of "dignity" and "spending money".

Looking at the frantically flashing transfer notifications in the backend and the ever-increasing number of rare treasures in the warehouse, Chen Xi's smile was even brighter than a blooming chrysanthemum.

"Old Li."

Chen Xi turned his head and looked at Li Guobang, who was completely dumbfounded.

"Notify the logistics department to prepare for warehouse expansion."

"Also, find me a few online writers, the kind who are fast-writing, have big imaginations, and are good at writing satisfying face-slapping stories."

"We're going to be revising the manuscript all night tonight."