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The Lingxiao Palace is resplendent in gold and jade.

The Jade Emperor, who is usually solemn and dignified, is now holding a dark "brick" and looking at it over and over without any regard for his image.

"Is this the 'movie-watching marvel'?"

The Jade Emperor frowned slightly, his fingers tracing the smooth, mirror-like surface again and again.

It felt cold to the touch, was neither gold nor jade, and showed no signs of spiritual energy fluctuations.

"How do I use this thing?"

The Queen Mother of the West, standing nearby, was also holding the same piece and trying to poke the black screen with her hairpin.

"Your Majesty, could these trinkets from the mortal realm be broken?"

The Queen Mother said with some disdain, "There aren't even any buttons, it's all bare. How can we watch a show like this?"

Just as the two supreme beings were at their wits' end, a clear notification sound rang out.

Chen Xi's private message arrived on time.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this item is the crystallization of mortal technology. It needs to be touched with a fingertip, as if a decree has been issued.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: There is a protrusion on the side, that is the key to wake it up.

Furthermore, he thoughtfully included a "User Guide to the Movie Viewing Gadget (Jade Emperor Special Edition)".

Following the instructions, the Jade Emperor extended his index finger and gently pressed it on the side.

hum-

The screen lit up instantly.

The incredibly clear picture, with its vibrant colors and lifelike lighting, caused the Jade Emperor's pupils to shrink sharply.

Four icons are neatly arranged on the interface.

The Jade Emperor hesitated for a moment, then, following Chen Xi's previous recommendation, clicked on the icon called "The Wandering Earth".

There was no lengthy opening.

A tremendous roar instantly filled the Lingxiao Palace.

In the scene, the towering planetary engine spews out blue plasma beams that pierce the sky.

The frozen Earth, like an orphan wandering in the universe, appears so small, yet so tragic, against the backdrop of Jupiter's massive red spot.

"this……"

The Jade Emperor's hand trembled slightly.

As the supreme ruler of the Three Realms, he has witnessed countless grand scenes.

But he had never seen such a... miracle created purely by mortals.

"This mortal actually wants to push the earth and wander aimlessly?!"

The Jade Emperor's voice trembled with disbelief.

He originally thought that mortals were just ants who only knew how to pray to gods and Buddhas.

But those ordinary people on the screen struggle in despair and roar in the snow. They don't pray to gods or Buddhas; they only believe in the steel in their hands and the fire in their hearts.

"What a grand vision!"

The Jade Emperor took a deep breath, and his body, which had been leaning back on the dragon throne, involuntarily straightened up.

His eyes were glued to the screen, he didn't even blink.

at the same time.

Zhenjun Temple at the mouth of the Guanjiang River.

Erlang Shen Yang Jian was sitting on the roof, holding a tablet in his hand, with his dog Xiaotian lying at his feet.

He was reading "Journey to the West".

When he saw the monkey-faced Sun Wukong on the screen, wielding his golden cudgel and wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace, causing all the gods and Buddhas to flee in terror.

Yang Jian couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth into a smile.

"That mischievous monkey..."

He shook his head, but a hint of nostalgia flashed in his eyes.

"That battle back then was truly exhilarating."

The scene shifts to Sun Wukong being imprisoned under the Five Elements Mountain, enduring wind and rain, yet still stubbornly holding his head high.

The smile on Yang Jian's lips disappeared.

Looking at that lonely figure, he felt a strange pang of sorrow welling up in his heart.

"He's a pitiful person too."

He reached out and patted the head of the Celestial Hound, letting out a long sigh.

And on a cloud in the thirty-third heaven.

Nezha was sitting cross-legged on the lotus platform, clutching the small tablet tightly in his hand.

The movie "Ne Zha" is playing on the screen.

At first, when he saw the smoky-faced, nonchalant Nezha, he couldn't help but complain, "What the hell is this makeup? I'm not that ugly!"

But as he watched, he fell silent.

When I saw that little Nezha was misunderstood by the people, pelted with eggs, and called a monster.

Nezha's eyes reddened.

That sense of injustice, that anger, that despair of wanting to prove himself yet being powerless to do so, was like a sharp knife, piercing his heart.

For thousands of years, he has been a lawless and unruly figure.

But who knows how much grievance he was hiding in his heart?

On the screen, the ugly little Nezha tore off the seal of the Universe Ring as the lightning tribulation descended.

Flames shot skyward.

He looked up to the heavens and shouted that deafening line—

"My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens! Whether I'm a demon or a god, I decide for myself!"

boom--!

In real life, Nezha suddenly stood up.

The magic ribbons on his body moved without wind, fluttering loudly.

The tablet in his hand creaked as he squeezed it; if Su Qingge hadn't reinforced the casing, it would probably have been reduced to dust by now.

"Well said!!!"

Nezha looked up to the sky and roared, his voice filled with sobs and endless catharsis.

"My fate is in my own hands, not in the hands of heaven!"

"Fuck prejudice! Fuck preconceived notions!"

"Chen Xi! You understand me, kid! You fucking understand me!!!"

At this moment, Nezha's favorability towards Chen Xi instantly skyrocketed, breaking through the heavens.

Tushita Palace.

Laozi was not as excited as the others.

He was deep in thought, staring at the diagram of the planetary engine structure from "The Wandering Earth".

"This mortal's method of nuclear fusion is surprisingly similar to the old Taoist's Samadhi Fire refining technique."

As Lao Jun watched, he gestured with his fingers in the air and muttered incoherently.

"Gravity slingshot... accelerating with the power of the stars..."

"Wonderful! Physics is actually another language for expressing profound truths!"

Lao Jun felt that the bottleneck in his weapon-refining, which had been stagnant for tens of thousands of years, was actually loosening slightly.

The Heavenly Court is in complete chaos.

The once deserted immortal mansions are now bustling with activity.

Those who didn't manage to snag a tablet shamelessly brought gifts and went to the homes of those who did have tablets to "crash" them.

"Great Sage! Great Sage! Let me, Old Pig, take a look! Just one look!"

Pigsy squeezed into the Water Curtain Cave, drooling as he stared at the screen in Monkey King's hand.

"Go away! I haven't finished watching yet!"

Although Sun Wukong was cursing, he still moved the tablet to the side to make room for it.

For a time, the entire Heavenly Court was filled with gods sitting together watching a movie.

They were either amazed, laughed, or cried.

This brand-new, soul-searching form of entertainment is like an unprecedented spiritual drug, rapidly spreading throughout the three realms.

Chen Xi looked at the rapidly refreshing discussion in the group chat and a satisfied smile appeared on his lips.

"The first step, cultural invasion, was a success."

"Next..."

Chen Xi's gaze fell on the image of the Jade Emperor.

"It's time to teach this CEO of Heaven a lesson."