I accidentally joined a group of charlatans, so I immediately called the police and handed it over t

For a fleeting moment, Chen Xi's phone screen seemed to transform into a miniature sun.

The rapidly soaring merit points, the instant they broke through the ten thousand mark, all melted away, converging into an unprecedentedly dazzling golden light.

Chen Xi immediately grabbed his phone and ran to the command room.

hum~

The phone started vibrating violently, and its temperature soared so high that it almost made him drop it.

It is no longer a cold electronic product, but rather like a piece of celestial iron thrown into a furnace, undergoing a transformative forging process.

"What happened?"

Li Guobang rushed over in one stride, looking tense.

Su Qingge and the experts around her gathered around, their faces filled with astonishment and doubt.

Chen Xi gripped his phone tightly. He could feel a grand and ancient aura emanating from the small chat group icon.

Immediately afterwards, wisps of faint purple energy began to rise from within the dazzling golden light.

Surrounded by purple mist, its nobility is beyond description.

"Auspicious purple clouds are coming from the east!"

The old Taoist priest from Qingcheng Mountain, who had been waiting in the corner, suddenly trembled violently and cried out in alarm.

Looking at the phone, he subconsciously wanted to bow in respect, a mortal's instinctive reaction to the arrival of a saint.

The next second, all the strange phenomena on the screen disappeared.

A line of ancient seal script, shimmering with a pale purple halo, that I had never seen before, slowly appeared in the center of the screen.

[Host's merits have been fully realized, meeting the promotion requirements.]

[Heavenly Court Communication Group Version 2.0, updated successfully!]

Congratulations! Your chat group level has been upgraded to LV2!

Chen Xi's heart began to pound.

He immediately opened the update notes and began to study them word by word. Li Guobang, Su Qingge, and the others behind him also gathered around, watching the small screen intently.

The first change made everyone present gasp in shock.

[Red envelope feature upgraded: Size/weight limits increased.]

The explanation is simple, but it is accompanied by a very intuitive comparison chart.

The maximum size of a LV1 red envelope is one case of Red Star Erguotou liquor.

The LV2 red envelope prominently features a picture of the latest Hongqi H9 sedan.

"Oh My God……"

A general in charge of logistics couldn't help but mutter to himself.

"Does this mean we can send a car straight to Heaven?"

Li Guobang's breathing instantly became heavy.

His thoughts had already wandered to much farther places.

What's a car anyway?

What if we could send over a high-precision machine tool? A small power generation unit? Or even a basic penicillin production line?

The myth of industry giving back to the people!

This is no longer a childish game of sending snacks and trinkets; it's a strategic capability that truly changes the way life and production in the immortal realm!

Chen Xi's fingers continued to slide down, and the second change instantly ignited an unprecedentedly fervent flame in Su Qingge's cold eyes.

[New Feature: Group Files.]

[Function Description: Allows uploading/downloading of electronic data documents in specific formats, such as PDF, MP4, TXT, etc.]

"Knowledge……"

Su Qingge's body trembled slightly from extreme excitement.

"We can now directly transfer knowledge!"

If the previous jade slip formulas were merely a one-way output of knowledge from mythological civilization to the mortal world.

The opening of the "group file" function means that the modern scientific civilization accumulated over thousands of years in the mortal world finally has a window that can be exported in reverse!

"We can send them copies of 'The Theory of Relativity'! We can send them copies of 'The Foundations of Quantum Mechanics'! We can send them the periodic table of elements!"

Su Qingge spoke faster and faster, and a sickly flush appeared on her icy face.

"What would the world be like if immortals started learning calculus, and the Taoist patriarch began studying the double helix structure of DNA?"

This question sent a chill down the spines of everyone present.

That was a clash and fusion at the level of civilization, enough to overturn all conventional wisdom!

Chen Xiqiang suppressed the turmoil in his heart and looked at the third change, which he considered the most crucial.

[Core feature upgrade: Private chat.]

[Function Description: The host can initiate a one-on-one private chat with any member within the group.]

Upon seeing this line of text, Chen Xi breathed a long sigh of relief.

An unprecedented sense of control arose spontaneously.

Before, he was more like a passive fisherman, waiting for the fish to bite on their own, or casting his net in a public fishpond, catching whatever he could by chance.

But now, he has a harpoon gun that can accurately kill!

He can conduct more precise and private transactions, and can carry out one-on-one, dimensional-reducing "precision marketing" targeting the weaknesses and needs of each deity.

No more causing a stir like selling spicy strips, attracting a bunch of unwanted people who covet and harass you.

"Very good!"

Li Guobang punched his palm, his face beaming with barely suppressed joy.

"This means that the operational flexibility of the Nantianmen Project will increase exponentially!"

"We can bypass the complex factional struggles within Heaven and establish direct, single-line contact with our targets. This is of paramount importance in terms of intelligence and strategy!"

The entire command center was immersed in a tremendous ecstasy called "a promising future".

Only Chen Xi had calmly begun to consider his next move.

He opened the group member list, and the golden avatars of the immortals slowly swiped across his fingertips.

He now holds the initiative.

The first person you message privately must be chosen with utmost care.

Sun Wukong?

No, this monkey is too unruly, has an unstable personality, and is addicted to games. Apart from skins and snacks, it doesn't seem to have much strategic value.

If the conversation goes wrong and causes a huge uproar, you'll have no one to complain to.

God of Wealth?

That won't work either.

That old guy is as cunning as a devil, reeking of money, a typical businessman.

If you do business with him, you're lucky if you don't get ripped off; it's unlikely you'll gain anything.

Erlang Shen? Nezha?

These are all powerful generals of the Heavenly Court, but their needs are unclear, and they are involved in complex factional relationships. Making contact with them rashly could easily backfire.

Chen Xi's gaze finally lingered for a moment on a cold and aloof profile picture.

Chang'e.

This was the only high-value target with whom he had built a good relationship.

Starting with her seems to be the safest option.

Just as Chen Xi was about to click on Chang'e's profile picture and send a greeting like "How is your skin today, fairy?" to solidify the customer relationship,

ding dong~

A crisp notification sound rang out without warning.

A chat window he had never seen before, filled with profound and mysterious Daoist meaning, popped up on its own.

Someone initiated a private message to him.

Chen Xi stared intently.

The profile picture that requested a private chat was a slowly rotating, black-and-white yin-yang symbol.

Next to the portrait are several ancient seal characters that seem to contain the ultimate truths of the universe.

[Laozi, the Supreme Lord]

"..."

The smile on Chen Xi's face froze instantly.

The jubilant atmosphere in the command center came to an abrupt end at that moment.

Everyone froze, their eyes wide as they stared intently at the name on Chen Xi's phone screen.

The air seemed to have been sucked out.

An invisible, immense pressure, originating from the source of mythology, enveloped everyone present.

Laozi (the Supreme Lord Lao)

Dao Ancestor.

The sage who rode a blue ox out of Hangu Pass.

That being that is almost equivalent to "Tao" itself in mythology.

He actually came to us on his own initiative.