Soccer: If they're using these kinds of cheats, what's the point of training?

[Hehuan Sect Newbie Gift Pack] Distributed:

One Dragon-Tiger Pill: After taking it, it cleanses the tendons and marrow, and adjusts the body shape.

After eating: More handsome than Kaka, all stats will be adjusted as follows:

Height 185cm, length 18cm, appearance 95, charm 90, stamina 150 (average person 10, top athletes 15-300), endurance 40 (long-distance runner 60), strength 500kg (average person 100kg), 100m speed 7 seconds, reaction speed 0.15 seconds, bone density T3 (average person T0), bone strength T4 (average person T1).

Pill: One Qi Gathering Pill. After consuming it, one can immediately open the dantian and reach the initial stage of Qi Refining Level 1.

Cultivation Techniques: A set of Hehuan Cultivation Techniques (Dual Cultivation and Energy Absorption Method), a set of Hehuan Sect Sexual Techniques (Three Thousand Women Control Techniques), Basic Fist Techniques (Mastered), Basic Knife Techniques (Mastered), Basic Sword Techniques (Mastered), Basic Staff Techniques (Mastered), Basic Footwork (Mastered).

Spells:

1. Cleaning Technique: Dual cultivation practitioners pay the most attention to hygiene. With this, not only can they keep themselves clean, but they can also help remove dust and odors from the furnace.

2. Soundproofing Technique: You can indulge in dual cultivation, but don't disturb others! This technique, in the early stages of Qi cultivation, can condense a soundproof space ranging from 1 meter in length, width, and height to 30 meters in size. With this technique, enjoy dual cultivation to your heart's content, young man!

3. Enhanced immunity to all poisons: Excessive interaction with the opposite sex makes one susceptible to poisoning, especially viruses acquired through sexual intercourse, which provide a strong immune response. With this added immunity, not only can you avoid poisoning from other lizards, but even a sudden urge to engage in close interaction with a lizard will prevent poisoning!

Instructions: First, consume the Dragon-Tiger Pill to cleanse the tendons and marrow, then consume the Qi-Gathering Pill to open the dantian. The cultivation methods, techniques, and spell insights will then be gently infused into the host over the next ten breaths!

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"Wow, this is great, this is great, this is amazing! I want this! The things that bring men the most joy are playing video games: 1x the joy, gambling: 2x the joy, making love: 3x the joy, making money: 5x the joy, gaining power: 10x the joy! I want 10x the joy right now! Quick, give it to me, I want it!"

Zhang Kuang was extremely excited, as it not only changed his physique and increased his charm, but also helped him grow taller and stronger, especially by solving problems related to hygiene, poisoning, and sound insulation.

That "immune to all poisons" constitution is amazing.

I guess Indians dare to prey on lizards, cows, sheep, and other animals because of this constitution? They can even prey on car exhaust pipes without getting poisoned.

Just thinking about it is exciting! But no, we can't cross species boundaries; there must be a bottom line.

This newbie gift pack is the real deal! This is what cultivation is all about!

Overjoyed and arrogant, he had long since forgotten his earlier resentment. He quickly summoned the Dragon Tiger Pill and swallowed it. Hmm, it was a little astringent, a little sweet, and a little fishy? Why was it fishy?

Never mind, I'll just swallow it.

"what!"

Zhang Kuang let out a scream of agony. The pain was excruciating! It felt like his entire body was being torn apart—his bones, his fascia, and his muscles were all being pulled.

It hurts so much!

This pain is excruciating, it comes from the depths of the nerves.

After all, it involves "cleansing the tendons and marrow," completely changing a person's physique and appearance, so it's normal to be thorough from the inside out.

Zhang Kuang screamed pitifully in the alley, causing the gang members nearby to retreat in fear. The screams were too terrifying, feeling more cruel than any torture they had ever witnessed.

Zhang Kuang screamed for a full ten minutes, but for some reason, he wasn't allowed to faint from the pain; instead, he was kept awake and allowed to experience the pain.

Once the pain subsided, Zhang Kuang couldn't help but start cursing.

"Damn it, you didn't even warn me it would hurt so much. I could have given you some anesthesia beforehand."

Panting heavily, with red eyes and tears streaming down his face, Zhang Kuang looked at the Qi Gathering Pill in the system and hesitated. Should he take it? Would it hurt again?

Never mind, for the sake of dual cultivation... no, for the sake of becoming an immortal, what is this little bit of suffering?

Thinking of this, Zhang Kuang took out a Qi Gathering Pill and swallowed it in one gulp. Then he closed his eyes tightly and waited for the pain to begin, and then...

"Ah, ah, so comfortable, so comfortable, so comfortable... Ah, so good, so good, is this what cultivating immortality is like? Ah, great..."

Ren Zhangkuang never expected that the Dragon Tiger Pill and the Qi Gathering Pill would be so different: one would cause unbearable pain, while the other would bring unparalleled pleasure.

This is fucking...

"People who cultivate immortality really know how to have fun. This kind of extreme cold and heat, which doesn't require external force but only elixirs, is like being on the verge of death one moment and floating on air the next. Who on Earth can do this?"

"It hurts... and it hurts for so long, but the pleasure is so short-lived! The pleasure is too brief, it's not satisfying!"

In just about 30 seconds, Zhang Kuang digested the Qi Gathering Pill, opened his dantian, and reached the initial stage of the first level of Qi Refining.

He had become a Qi Refining cultivator and had truly embarked on the path of cultivation. For a moment, he couldn't believe it; it was all too obviously fake.

The hook was too wide, it's too much, it's too much.

Keep a low profile, keep a low profile, we need to keep a low profile...

Hmm... Feel it out. Master the basic fist techniques, knife techniques, sword techniques, staff techniques, and footwork. Now feel it out... magic.

Okay, first, I'll give myself a cleansing treatment to get rid of all the sticky stuff on my body.

Wow, it's even cleaner and fresher than if I had a scrub at a public bathhouse. And it even smells nice!

Not bad, not bad.

Okay, let's try the soundproofing again. I can't see anything.

Why are you trying things out blindly? Hurry up and try to understand the dual cultivation techniques and the bedroom arts.

Wow, this is good, this is good.

No, he couldn't wait any longer and had to find someone to practice dual cultivation with. He was already eager to leave.

Where can I find a suitable vessel for dual cultivation? Pay to find one? Perhaps right now the only option is…

Wait, isn't that the gang that robbed him of his money before? They're the ones who knocked him on the back of the head, which is how he time-traveled.

No, we have to get revenge.

Before he could cultivate immortality, we couldn't do anything to him, but now that he can, we'll definitely kill him.

"stop!"

Zhang Kuang shouted loudly, and the three thugs in front of him immediately froze and turned to look at him.

"Hey, isn't this the yellow-skinned monkey we just dealt with? What, trying to get revenge on your grandpa...?"

Snap, thud, crack, ah...

It felt amazing. Zhang Kuang realized that he hadn't done anything at all; it was like he had just poked ants a few times, and all the bad guys had already collapsed.

"Haha, good, good, good, from now on we're the ones in control of force. If anyone dares to disobey, we'll beat them up."

After laughing wildly, Zhang searched the thugs and found some money on them, including his wallet, which contained more than a thousand euros that had not been touched.

In addition, there were more than two thousand euros, several daggers and switchblades, a packet of powder, and...

Forget it, he wasn't interested in any of that. He put away the money, kicked each of the thugs again, and then left.

Next, I need to find a furnace. Hehe, the 18-centimeter-long spear I just created can't wait any longer.

—This section introduces the relevant data; you can skip it if you don't like it.—

For an average person (full-force straight punch), the weight is 100-150 kg. This is a reference weight of 1.

A top professional boxer (heavyweight) weighing 400-500 kg is about 3-4 times stronger.

Silverback gorilla (slapping) 450 - 600 kg? Approximately 3.5 - 5 times.

An adult male African lion weighs 400-500 kg (when struck), approximately 3-4 times the weight of an adult male.

An adult Siberian tiger (slapped) weighs approximately 1000 kg, about 8 times the weight of a tiger.

An adult grizzly bear (with a paw strike) weighs 1000-1500 kg, which is about 8-12 times the weight of a human.

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