My girlfriend is actually myself.

Seeing the wild woman outside wearing her mother's clothes, Yingyu Ningning felt complicated. When she saw that she couldn't even fit into her mother's bra, her feelings became even more complicated.

Where did this wild woman come from?! Her figure might be considered average in the game, but it's way too much in real life!

She puffed out her cheeks and followed behind the two men, watching them enter the bathroom and seeing her brother give his pink mouthwash cup to the wild woman.

"This is mine!" the girl snatched the cup, refusing to share.

There were only two water glasses in the bathroom, but there were other glasses in the living room downstairs. Shiraishi Saku was too lazy to go down and get them. One glass was enough.

However, besides water cups, toothbrushes are also lacking.

Sakura Nene usually tidies up the clutter; the girl held her head high, unwilling to point out directions.

Shiraishi Saku and Yukimiya Natsune had to search for it themselves.

They worked together seamlessly. The bathroom had three drawers and three cabinets. One of them started searching from the drawers, while the other started rummaging through the cabinets. In just over ten seconds, they had completed the exploration of the bathroom without any duplicate searches.

After closing all the drawers and cabinets, Shiraishi Saku and Yukimiya Natsune couldn't find a spare toothbrush, only a spare towel.

Sakura Nene held her water cup and smiled smugly, noticing that her spare toothbrush wasn't even in the bathroom.

Under her watchful gaze, the two pondered for a moment, then took action.

The older brother filled the water bottle and started rinsing his mouth, while the wild woman picked up a spare towel and began washing her face.

"Give up brushing your teeth? What an unhygienic woman!" Sakura Nene thought to herself.

She watched for a while, and was about to tell him where the spare toothbrush was, when she saw her brother, who had finished rinsing his mouth, hand the toothbrush and water cup to the wild woman. At the same time, the wild woman, who had finished washing her face, handed her brother the towel she had just used.

This scene deeply moved young Sakura Nene.

What are you trying to do?! Exchange oral bacteria and facial filth?! That's disgusting!

"Stop right there!" The girl, acting as the hygiene monitor, stopped their unhygienic behavior. "The spare toothbrushes are in the storage room! Use your own towels!"

Shiraishi Saku and Yukimiya Natsune ignored them. The storage room was downstairs, and going back and forth would be too troublesome. Wetting the dry towel would also be a hassle. Anyway, both bodies were their own, so there was no need to be particular.

He squeezed toothpaste onto her toothbrush, and she wrung out the towel for him.

Upon closer reflection, passing it back and forth is quite troublesome.

So she opened her mouth, he closed his eyes, his toothbrush went into her mouth, and she rubbed the towel on his face.

He brushed her teeth, and she washed his face.

Sakura Nene pressed herself against the wall in despair, helplessly watching this scene unfold.

After watching for a while, she felt even more helpless.

Why are you guys so skilled at this?! Washing her face is one thing, but brushing her teeth is something I sometimes can't control myself and end up stabbing the toothbrush in my mouth, which hurts so much I want to cry. Why can you brush her teeth with your eyes closed, brother?!

How many times did you guys message each other while I was away?!

She was filled with regret; she shouldn't have been so impulsive and should have told them where the toothbrush was right away.

The two moved quickly, finishing their washing up in three minutes, a speed that only fueled Sakura Nene's despair.

When she got to the restaurant downstairs, Yingyu Ningning was numb. Seeing them finish breakfast at the same speed, with the same habits and the same preferences, the girl felt like she was the wild woman outside.

After wiping each other's mouths with tissues, Shiraishi Saku and Yukimiya Natsune went upstairs together.

The electronic clock by my bed shows 8:04, and the school start time is 8:25. It takes 20 minutes to get from home to the classroom, and time is running out.

Shiraishi Saku picked up his schoolbag and looked at Yukimiya Natsune.

Without needing to communicate, Yukimiya Natsune sat on the edge of the bed and waved to Shiraishi Saku.

The body is split, but the identity is not; only the teenage body needs to go to school.

Shiraishi Shuo carried his schoolbag and walked quickly down the stairs.

At the entrance, younger sister Sakura Nene was already waiting. The two siblings were in different departments of the same school; Shiraishi Saku was in the high school department, and Sakura Nene was in the junior high school department. The two departments were in the same direction, separated by a street.

They walked together toward the school.

Sakura Nene finally had a chance to ask, and asked seriously, "Brother, who exactly is that old woman?!"

"What old woman?" Shiraishi Saku poked his sister's head.

"Judging by her appearance, she must be a high school girl (JK) already. She's too old. Only a junior officer (JC) like me is in my prime!" the girl said proudly, patting her flat chest.

JK means female high school student, and JC means female junior high school student.

"Are you trying to get me thrown in the electric chair with your comments?" Shiraishi Saku retorted.

"What electric chair?" Sakura Nene was unaware of the reference from across the sea.

Shiraishi Saku did not provide an explanation; the explanation was a way of deconstructing the joke.

He returned to the main point: "Her name is Yukimiya Natsune."

He wasn't going to tell his sister the truth; the idea of ​​one soul in two bodies was too horrifying. Besides, as her older brother, how could he possibly reveal that he had an extra female body?

"I feel like I've seen her somewhere before." Sakura Nene frowned slightly. "Could she be a celebrity? But I don't recognize the name Yukimiya Natsune."

The girl didn't realize that the 3D model she saw on her brother's computer last night was the same girl she met today.

Shiraishi Saku recalled what happened last night, and his feelings were complicated when he thought of his sister's words, "Brother has to live with the characters on the computer" and "Brother can only live with himself."

In a way, her sister's words came true.

"Where have I seen her before?" Sakura Nene tugged at Shiraishi Saku's sleeve.

Only by knowing the other party's background can a detailed plan be formulated.

"You haven't seen her before. You feel familiar with her, probably because she has a generic face," Shiraishi Saku replied.

"Ugh!" Sakura Nene puffed out her cheeks. "That face is good enough to be a national idol, how could it be just an average face!"

Unexpectedly receiving praise from his younger sister, Shiraishi Saku didn't know whether he should be happy or not.

"Tell me quickly, where did she come from? How did you two meet? Was that blonde hair natural? Why didn't she go to class? How long have you been hiding this from me?...

The younger sister's questions came one after another, raining down on Shiraishi Saku.

To calm her down, Shiraishi Saku could only give Yukimiya Natsune a fabricated identity.

A friend I met online is running away from home and is only staying with me for a short time.

Sakura Nene was skeptical, so she asked about something else.

When was your first date? When was your first time? How did it feel to tear off her clothes? Did you use protection last night? Is she going to be an aunt?

Shiraishi Shuo delivered a chop to her hand, forcibly shattering her delusions.

"We're not lovers, just good brothers," he told his sister.

"Still trying to lie to me!" the girl bared her canine teeth, threatening fiercely, "Tell me the truth, or I'll tell my sister!"

The older sister is the adopted daughter of Shiraishi Saku's biological father's second wife. The older sister and Shiraishi Saku are not related by blood, but they have a good relationship and often played together when they were young.

My older sister is already a college student, her initials are JD. She is very authoritative and often takes charge of her younger siblings. This is probably what it means for an older sister to act like a mother.

Sakura Nene said she would tell her older sister, which was tantamount to threatening to tell their parents.

"You should go that way." Shiraishi Saku pressed down on the girl's shoulder and pushed her toward the junior high school section.

Sakura Nene clenched her little fists, issuing a final ultimatum: "I didn't realize it this morning, I'll ask you properly tonight!"

After saying that, she tossed her ponytail and strode towards the school.