I was a charlatan in India
Chapter 3 Fire and Light
"The father of the Great Heaven should..."
A rare glimmer of clarity returned to Agni's eyes.
But it's very limited.
Under the fanatical wit of the astounding believer, he quickly arrived at an even more troublesome result.
"I understand, Great Heaven!"
"Your father must be more perfect; he cannot have such a despicable identity as mine!"
"But it doesn't matter, my God, I will kill Agni right now, just to leave you a worthy father!"
As he spoke, the old man was overjoyed and deeply proud that he had understood the meaning of the heavens!
Devotion!
I, Agni, am so devout!
He grabbed a file and stabbed it in hard!
Shenhe's eyes were bloodshot.
You're crazy! Don't hurt me!
Stop him! We must stop him!
Oh, and bestow blessings.
Damn it, if even a lunatic can receive blessings, then I should be fine too!
After all, I was terrified right after waking up; how could I not feel bad?
Heavens, look at me!
It actually reacted!
Almost instantly, the need was conveyed to him, and Shenhe responded without hesitation!
"Stop his actions!"
He then immediately granted his request!
This blessing consumes very little energy, about the size of a thumb.
The next second, the old man's movements were completely restrained, and he could not move at all.
The knife tip had pierced the skin, but not penetrated any further, and even the blood quickly dried up.
It works!
Agni's heart sank instantly.
Why are you stopping me?
Heavens, did I do something wrong?!
Has your most devout servant Agni misunderstood your meaning?
Seeing that Agni's expression was getting increasingly strange, Shenhe quickly tried to guide him.
"Agni! Do you want the Triad to be branded as a patricide?"
Agni was shocked upon hearing this.
His already shriveled brain finally overloaded and sprang out from his wild thoughts.
I... I actually committed such a blasphemous mistake!
No, that's not right. My thoughts are all gifts from God.
But, however...
Agni was thrown into confusion and at a loss; even the hand that held up the file began to tremble.
Calm down, calm down... The most urgent thing is to understand the will of Heaven.
For something like this to happen, Da Tian must have his own reasons.
Yes, ask the heavens!
Agni, Agni, how foolish you are to presume to fathom the thoughts of the heavens!?
That's incredibly arrogant!
Thinking of this, the old man wished he could slap himself dozens more times.
But what's the point? It'll only feel better after you finish smoking!
By the way, Da Tian said I need to prioritize, and we should communicate properly now!
Agni has come full circle again!
His excited voice trembled: "God, what should I do!"
Shenhe did not respond immediately.
Since the power of blessing can stop the old man's actions, can't we also change his mind?
He tentatively offered his blessing.
"Should we make him forget this idea?"
Another concept came to mind: one cannot directly interfere with the demands of believers.
that……
"Great Heaven, guide me!"
Agni's tone became more urgent.
In a hurry, Shenhe came up with several alternative solutions.
Since we can't eliminate this need, we can always postpone it, right?
When I was working, if I couldn't handle a client, the most common option was to procrastinate!
But given the old man's mental state, it probably wouldn't work to just tell him to come back in a few years.
Moreover, if I don't fulfill one of his wishes, he might suddenly die one day and implicate me.
We should also take this opportunity to improve his health, so that he can live a long life or stay young.
Yes, mislead people in this direction!
However, Shenhe still felt that he should try it first to see how much energy was needed, so that he wouldn't be able to afford the cost after all the hype, which would be a disgrace.
"Make him young again!"
Space responded quickly.
This wish indeed requires a great deal of energy, occupying an area of nearly 80 square meters, which is even larger than the house I lived in in my previous life.
However, as long as I can afford it!
Solving the immediate problem is more important than anything else!
Yes, that's the way to do it! We'll trick this old man into becoming young again!
"Agni!"
After clarifying his thoughts, Shenhe immediately spoke.
After all, the knife was still standing there, gleaming brightly.
"What you should do is hone yourself until you are worthy of this mission, not run away to death!"
"I can make you young again, give you new experiences, and help you gradually become excellent. That's what you should be doing, understand?"
Shenhe tried his best to make his tone sound stern.
Agni, however, found it very helpful.
This is the guidance of the heavens! This is the path I, Agni, should take!
"Great Heavens!"
"Your humble servant Agni, thank you for your guidance!"
He knelt on the ground without uttering a single objection.
This devout appearance even made Shenhe feel a little guilty.
"But, my God, Agni has a request."
Shenhe's heart skipped a beat.
Are there more experts?
However, this request is not unreasonable at all.
"Great Heaven, please arrange for someone to take care of my youngest daughter."
"After all, it's very difficult for a woman to survive alone in India."
Agni did not find it inappropriate to let the Trinity take care of his daughter.
Because if one is the father of the heavens, then the daughter is the sister of the heavens.
How could Da Tian's sister be left unattended in a place like India!
Reasonable!
Shenhe was taken aback.
No way, this old man looks like he could have a daughter?
Who is this remarkable woman who can eat such a slovenly person? Amazing!
It has to be India!
What he didn't know was that a considerable number of people in the area worshipped ascetics like Agni.
Because in their minds, who knows when these slovenly old men will be blessed by the gods and become extraordinary saints.
but……
Well, at least I was the one who suggested this, so I can't really leave their child without anyone to take care of them.
"Agni, your request is reasonable. I hope you will uphold this sense of responsibility."
Upon hearing this, Agni's face instantly lit up with ecstatic joy.
Good heavens! I guessed right!
I'm closer to you now!
Take action now!
He didn't want to waste a single moment.
The sooner we finish what we're doing, the sooner we can get on our way, and the sooner Da Tian can live a life with his father!
Agni had only the heavens in his heart.
Incomplete piety is the same as complete lack of piety.
He could no longer see anything else.
Soon, Agni led a timid little girl out of the hut.
"Arti! Come and meet your brother, Lord of Innocence, the most noble of the Heavens!"
Hearing this series of nonsensical titles, Shenhe was speechless once again.
However, the little girl named Arti really didn't fit in here.
The girl was only fourteen or fifteen years old, wrapped in an oversized old sari, her long brown hair tied back with a strip of cloth, simple and serene.
She was barefoot, her ankles slender, with a bit of wet mud from the riverbank.
"Oh my god! I've brought her!"
Arti was clearly at a loss, his large eyes blinking nervously on his thin face.
Clearly, her father's fanaticism did not have much of a corrupting effect on her.
In fact, Agni did not pay much attention to her.
He dedicated everything to his faith; his wife and daughter were merely God's arrangement for him.
In fact, even the name Arte means "offering".
Now, he is returning what belongs to the Great Heaven.
"...I saw it."
"Then, Agni, tell me again, what is your demand?"
Let this farce end quickly.
Put this Agni back into the womb and see if you can use energy to create a body for yourself, so you can at least live a normal life.
Shenhe was making these plans.
"Yes, Great Heaven!"
"I beg you, let me be young again, give me the chance to hone myself until I am worthy to be your father!"
...That sounds awkward no matter how you look at it.
Forget it, now is not the time to dwell on this.
"As you wish."
Shenhe responded to the believer's request in the name of the Great Heaven.
The energy was indeed drained away by about 80 square meters, which is negligible compared to the size of that lake.
At the same time, a completely new option was presented to him.
How many years younger would Agni be?
Shenhe hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and went all out!
After all, judging from what just happened, the old man's wish is still to become Shiva's father.
In other words, if he dies before this wish is fulfilled, it will most likely implicate Shenhe.
Then let's just extend your lifespan to the maximum.
Put Agni back into his mother's womb!
You're just a baby, how could you possibly die before me?
He gritted his teeth and gave the order.
However, he immediately felt something was wrong after making the decision.
Oh no, I forgot this is India, the child mortality rate is outrageously high!
However, it was too late.
As the energy within the body surges forth, the blessing takes effect!
Spicy!
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