Reborn 73 years later, he takes his mother-in-law hunting in the mountains.

This afternoon.

Jing Youxiang came to find Ding Mei.

Ding Mei was sitting on the kang (a heated brick bed) arranging "December" using playing cards.

When Jing Youxiang came in, Ding Mei greeted her and then continued setting the table.

We're all acquaintances, so no one's being polite to anyone else.

Jing Youxiang set up the stall with her, and they finally succeeded in opening it for a month.

It didn't open for the remaining eleven months, but in January, Xigejian opened.

Ding Mei kicked the playing cards away:

"Oh dear, what bad luck! It's like we didn't even open it!"

Jing Youxiang laughed and said, "This thing has a different result each time it's set up, so what does it matter whether it's opened or not?"

Ding Mei then looked at Jing Youxiang: "What are you doing here? Just to cause me trouble?"

Jing Youxiang chuckled:

"It wasn't my idea to come; Sister Yuejuan asked me to. Look what I brought you."

As he spoke, he pulled two small white paper bags out of his pocket.

He threw it to Ding Mei.

"Sister Yuejuan asked me to give this to you, for you and Lu Yao to use."

"What is that?"

Ding Mei picked it up; there were several black characters on it, in vertical format.

She read with difficulty:

"What what what... big breasts... what? That's embarrassing."

Jing Youxiang laughed so hard she almost fell over:

"Little Meizi, you don't recognize a single one of these five characters?"

Ding Mei blushed and punched her:

"I'm not well-educated, so please don't laugh at me."

Jing Youxiang picked it up and read it to her, word by word:

"Rubber...condom...and you have big breasts. Let me see how big your breasts are, since you read the word 'pregnant' separately."

As he spoke, he lifted Ding Mei's clothes.

Ding Mei was so frightened that she quickly dodged:

"Stop messing around, what is this thing? What's it for?"

"Contraception, you know. The country is advocating it now. One child is fine for a couple, two children are just right, three children are too many... So, it's best to have children later. Little Blackie and Huang Yuejuan are in charge of promoting this. That's why I brought you two."

"Contraception? Does that mean preventing pregnancy? How can this thing prevent pregnancy?"

Jing Youxiang could tell that she really didn't understand.

So he tore one open, took it out, and put it on his finger:

"See, just put it on like that, don't you understand?"

"Will putting something on your finger prevent pregnancy?"

"You idiot, it was for Lu Yao to use when you two were doing your thing..."

Jing Youxiang explained it more clearly, and Ding Mei suddenly realized what was going on.

Her face flushed even more immediately:

"Get lost! We don't need that. Those country bumpkins are looking forward to having daughters soon."

Jing Youxiang quickly explained, "You can use it or not. But you need to have it when you want to use it. This is reusable. After each use, wash it clean and put it in a clean box."

Ding Mei looked at the yellow rubber sleeve for a moment, then glared at Jing Youxiang:

"Give it to me. You put it there for our country bumpkin, why are you putting it on your finger? Give it to me."

I quickly put it away.

Jing Youxiang sighed:

"Oh, Xiao Meizi, you're so lucky. You've found a good man."

"What, are you craving it? Don't you have one too? Just leave one for me, you can take this one back, keep it for you and Zheng Wenli."

This time, it was Jing Youxiang's turn to feel embarrassed:

"Oh dear, Xiao Meizi, how could you say such a thing? Just because you don't want Zheng Wenli doesn't mean I have to! Besides, who would use this with him? You dare to disgust me, I'll teach you a lesson!"

He pounced on Ding Mei and pinned her down on the kang (a heated brick bed).

Ding Mei was caught off guard and was pinned down by her.

Just as she was about to resist, Jing Youxiang's hands slipped inside her sweater and started scratching her armpits.

"I'll tickle you until you drop, and see how big your breasts are! I'll show you!"

Ding Mei was caught off guard and her pressure points were suddenly grabbed, causing her to burst into laughter, unable to breathe and kicking wildly, unable to get up.

"Ouch...it's so itchy! You brat, get up...help...Tiger Girl, save me!"

Tiger Girl, who had been frightened by their laughter and hid at the end of the kang (a heated brick bed), suddenly returned.

The first time he received a Hupu (a Chinese sports forum) post, he was on Jing Youxiang's body.

"Oh my god... Tiger Girl bit my butt!"

Jing Youxiang tumbled off Ding Mei in pain.

He covered his buttocks with both hands and jumped for the first time.

The little tiger also jumped around on the kang (a heated brick bed) in a show of defiance, protecting Ding Mei.

Ding Mei stood up and took a moment to catch her breath before laughing:

"You little brat, I could bite you to death, but it's so itchy!"

He reached out and stroked the tiger girl as a reward.

Jing Youxiang turned to show Ding Mei: "Still laughing? You've torn your pants! Quick, check if they're bleeding!"

As he spoke, he pulled down his waistband, revealing half of his buttocks.

Although Tiger Girl now weighs over ten kilograms and can eat more than a kilogram of meat and drink half a basin of milk a day, her teeth are still not very strong.

Through the cotton pants, the bite only caused two small abrasions on Jing Youxiang's buttocks, without drawing blood.

Ding Mei quickly got out of bed and found some iodine:

"Who told you to bully me? If Tiger Girl grows up and you bully me again, she'll eat you. Lie down, I'll put some medicine on you."

Jing Youxiang dared not lie on the kang (heated brick bed), as Hu Niu was still there, glaring at her menacingly.

He turned around and slumped into the chair.

Ding Mei pulled her pants down even further, exposing them completely, before applying the medicine.

Just then, someone walked in from outside.

It's Zheng Wenli.

He has fallen in love with Jing Youxiang.

I haven't been able to sleep all night.

So I couldn't resist today and did it again.

When they went to the clinic, Jing Youxiang wasn't there. When they asked, Huang Yuejuan said she had come to see Ding Mei.

Zheng Wenli has already let go of his resentment towards Ding Mei.

Without any hesitation, they went to Lu Yao's house first.

It started making noise as soon as I walked in:

"Yuxiang, are you there?"

My glasses fogged up as soon as I entered the room, but in a daze, I seemed to see a pure white expanse.

Then the fog rolled in and we couldn't see anything anymore.

Quickly take off your glasses and wipe them.

Then, Jing Youxiang let out a loud "Aww".

He pulled up his pants with both hands, bumping Ding Mei aside.

Tiger Girl was so scared she fell over.

Zheng Wenli squinted: "What's wrong, Youxiang?"

"Get out of here!"

Jing Youxiang pushed with both hands, shoving Zheng Wenli in the chest.

Zheng Wenli tripped over the threshold and fell on his backside.

Jing Youxiang quickly fastened her pants:

"You pervert, you came in without a word and were peeping at people's butts!"

"Huh? That's your butt?"

Zheng Wenli quickly savored the memory.

Endless aftertaste.

I can only blame my poor eyesight.

If these glasses fog up for two more seconds at night, will I be able to see them clearly?

I quickly wiped my glasses with my clothes and put them on.

A foot came flying straight at me.

He was kicked by Ii Yuka:

"You bastard, what did you see?"

Zheng Wenli then realized what was happening and quickly covered his head with both hands:

"I didn't see anything! My glasses were fogged up, I couldn't see anything, I really didn't see anything!"

Ding Mei came over to stop her, and Jing Youxiang finally stopped hitting him.

Zheng Wenli stood up and apologized:

"I saw the door wasn't locked, it just opened with a pull, so I came in. I didn't know you weren't wearing pants."

Don't be fooled by the fact that Jing Youxiang could strip Zheng Wenli naked and wash him in warm water; that's because she's a nurse and has seen a lot.

I can't stand it if other people see me like that.

Aside from Lu Yao, I haven't shown it to anyone else.

Now that he had calmed down, he began to complain:

"You should knock on the door even if there's no one inside. How do you know what the people inside are doing?"

Zheng Wenli looked at Ding Mei, then at Jing Youxiang:

"What can you two women do?"

If I could only read one urban novel in my lifetime, it would probably be "Reborn in 73, Taking My Mother-in-Law Hunting in the Mountains".