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Lu Yao laughed and said, "Go ahead and make a scene, but know your limits. If you push my wife too far, you'll regret it!"

"Okay, as long as you're here, that's fine!"

Gou Shengzi jumped around shouting:

"Time for some fun in the wedding night!"

Jiang Baocai, a cigarette dangling from his lips, said, "Company Commander Lu, I don't have any high demands. Just let the bride light your cigarette!"

Lu Yao looked at Ding Mei, whose face was flushed, and pulled her foot out from under Hu Niu's belly.

In the past, we would take a match, pull it out, and mark our names on it.

It was the first time I lit a cigarette for a man, and my hand was shaking a little. It took me a few tries to get it lit.

She didn't know that it was Jiang Baocai who was blowing the wind with his mouth crooked.

It's basic etiquette for the bride to light a cigarette; it's not excessive.

Zhang Yuanchao set another question:

"No, no, that's too easy. Let's make it harder. The bride has to peel an egg for the groom, and then feed it to him without touching it with her hands!"

Ding Mei was taken aback: "How do you peel it without using your hands?"

"Use your mouth!"

The room was filled with laughter.

Ding Mei blushed even more, glanced at Lu Yao, and pleaded for help.

Lu Yao smiled and shrugged, meaning there was nothing he could do.

No matter how bad my temper is, I have to hold it in today.

For the first three days of a wedding, there's no hierarchy; if you don't let your brothers joke around, you're considered petty.

As long as it's not excessive, the groom can't interfere.

Of course, no one dares to go too far in the wedding night pranks in Northeast China.

Because men in Northeast China spoil women.

The wedding procession later on becomes a nightmare for the groomsmen. The bridesmaids not only demand red envelopes but also tease the groomsmen, making them look ridiculous in order to make the beautiful women laugh.

Girls at that time were not so open-minded.

I felt a little embarrassed when I was being teased.

Although Lu Xiaoqian was protective of her sister-in-law, she also wanted to see how Ding Mei would peel an egg with her mouth.

So he picked up a boiled egg from the kang table and handed it to Ding Mei.

"I'll hold it for you, sister-in-law, you take it off."

Ding Mei took it, hesitated for a moment, opened her cherry-like mouth to its widest extent, bared her teeth, took a bite, and peeled off a bit of skin.

Take another bite, then peel off a little more.

Everyone in the room stared at her, laughing so hard they were doubled over.

Tie Zhu watched silently from the side.

She fantasized that if she married Liu Shuangyan, would it be just as lively?

Ding Mei peeled for a long time, and finally finished.

Ding Mei held the smooth egg in her mouth, her face as red as a veil, and offered it to Lu Yao's mouth.

Lu Yao opened his mouth and took a bite, and the egg yolk fell out and landed on the ground.

Gou Shengzi shouted, "No, no, it doesn't count if it falls to the ground, we have to start over!"

Lu Yao kicked him:

"Get lost, and don't do it again."

Liu Hui posed a new challenge: "Company Commander Lu, have the bride take off your shoes! After she's done, smell them to see if they stink!"

Lu Yao glared at him: "You little brat, you didn't leave any backup plans, did you? I won't let you off the hook when you get married!"

Liu Hui chuckled:

"What, you can't bear to part with your wife?"

Lu Yao waved his hand: "If you can bear to part with your nurse, I can bear to part with Xiao Meizi."

After Liu Hui was hospitalized, he actually started a relationship with the nurse who changed his diaper.

These two got off to a flying start; the nurse met his brother first and then him, so things progressed extremely quickly.

They've already started discussing when to get married.

Upon hearing that Lu Yao wanted revenge, Liu Hui was so frightened that he stopped making a fuss.

She knew that if Lu Yao were to cause trouble in the bridal chamber, he would definitely use more dirty tricks than she did.

Even at midnight, these brats were still not done making a ruckus.

Not only did he quarrel with Ding Mei, but he also quarreled with Xiao Ying, Xiao Qian, and Er Ni'er.

In the end, it was Aunt Zhang Shulan who came to the rescue, and a good beating with a broom kicked all the boys out.

The moon was already high in the sky.

A group of people walked out laughing and joking, turning back to shout as they left:

See you tomorrow, bride!

Gou Shengzi said mischievously, "Bride, one night later you'll be a wife, from new to old, all in one night!"

He was hit on the buttocks with a broom by Zhang Shulan:

"You brat, you talk too much! If you don't leave, I'll pull your pants down!"

Gou Shengzi was so frightened that he ran away quickly.

The door closed, and the room became quiet.

The kang (heated brick bed) and the floor were a mess, with sunflower seed shells and peanut shells scattered all over the place.

The red candle had burned down quite a bit, and candle wax was flowing everywhere.

Ding Mei sat on the kang (a heated brick bed), her face flushed, her head lowered, not daring to look at Lu Yao, and she shaped the candle wax into a little duck.

Lu Yao walked over, sat down on the edge of the kang (a heated brick bed), and looked at her.

Ding Mei had shaped all her little ducks into a snake, and whispered:

"They're all gone?"

"I'm gone."

Another silence followed.

Lu Yao reached out, took the cooled candle wax from Ding Mei's hand and threw it aside, then pulled her hand over and held it in his own.

Ding Mei's hands were a little cold and trembling slightly.

"Are you cold?" Lu Yao asked.

Ding Mei shook her head and didn't say anything.

Lu Yao looked at her and suddenly smiled:

"Little Meizi, you look so beautiful today."

Ding Mei raised her head, glared at him, but couldn't help but curl her lips upwards:

"Is today the only day that looks good?"

"Every day is beautiful, but today is the most beautiful, but even today isn't the most beautiful right now."

Ding Mei asked curiously, "When is it the most beautiful time?"

"She'll look best when she takes her clothes off!"

"Get lost!"

Ding Mei's face flushed again.

He subconsciously grabbed his clothes, scooted his bottom into the kang (heated brick bed), and even made the sleeping Tiger Girl curl up, before moving to another spot to sleep.

Ding Mei stared at Lu Yao with her big eyes, her expression a half-smile that captivated Lu Yao.

When he returned and saw Ding Mei again, Ding Mei had become a small business owner.

Moreover, when Ding Mei met him as a son-in-law, her expression changed immediately.

There was absolutely no chance to see her so shy and delicate, like a bud about to bloom.

Lu Yao was infatuated.

Only then did he realize that he truly loved Ding Mei the most.

Having been with so many women, I've never felt such strong feelings for any of them.

I really don't want to wait a second longer at this point.

In no time, he took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of red underwear, and with a hop, he sprang up from the ground.

"Ah! What are you doing? That's scary!"

Ding Mei continued to back away, her back pressed against the wall:

"Don't touch me, help!"

Ding Mei kicked her legs with a grin.

Lu Yao squatted down in front of her, gazing at his young wife.

Reach out and pinch her cheek:

"Tell me, will you let me touch you or not? If not, you can sleep in the backyard!"

Ding Mei kicked him again:

"I'm just shy, why do you have to make me say it... then turn off the light."

"No. I want to keep an eye on you. This light is a bit too dim."

Lu Yao turned around and turned on the other spare light.

The light bulb from before was red, which distorted the skin color.

Turning on another light at this moment, and seeing the beautiful woman under the lamp, so alluring and captivating, made Lu Yao unable to resist.

He simply grabbed her and kissed her.

Ding Mei's body was like limp noodles at this moment, completely at Lu Yao's mercy, neither resisting nor cooperating, like a mimosa plant:

"It's terrible, I can't relax without the lights on..."

Lu Yao laughed and said, "What else can you do if you let go?"

"Why don't you try turning off the lights?"

Lu Yao reached out and pulled the light cord, turning off both lights.

"Honey, lie down and let me take care of you!"

Ding Mei leaned closer, her hands already gripping the elastic band of Lu Yao's underwear.

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