Reborn 73 years later, he takes his mother-in-law hunting in the mountains.

"Wild boar!"

Ding Mei's eyes widened in surprise.

They simply turned the gun barrel around.

Lu Yao pounced on Ding Mei from behind and pinned her down.

"Pfft"

It got snow all over Ding Mei's face.

Lu Yao pressed down on the back of her head with one hand and her arm with the other, preventing her from firing the gun.

"Don't move, don't startle them!"

At this point, the distance was at least over 100 meters.

If you miss it, it will run away and no human can catch up with it.

Lu Yao had walked for more than two hours in the snow before encountering this creature; how could he let it get away so easily?

Ding Mei was slammed to the ground by Lu Yao's body and couldn't get up.

He was so angry that he started cursing:

"Don't lie on top of me, you're crushing me!"

Lu Yao relaxed, but still straddled her buttocks with his thighs, afraid that she would jump up and startle the wild boar.

Putting his arm around her shoulder:

"Little Meizi, don't move. If you hit me, I'll give you a pig's leg."

"I want half a carcass! Or I'll shout it now."

"Damn it, you still have to give me back the gun. Can you even hit it?"

The two rolled around in the snow before Lu Yao finally retrieved the gun.

When I looked up again, the pig was gone!

Lu Yao, enraged, kicked Ding Mei in the back and landed on her buttocks:

"You good-for-nothing wretch! If I can't find a wild boar, I'll eat you like one! Follow me!"

Lu Yao grabbed his gun, got up, and ran.

Crouching low, they headed straight for the hill where the wild boar had appeared.

It's probably too far away for it to detect anyone here.

Instead, they went into the woods.

Ding Mei lifted the flying dragon.

He followed closely behind Lu Yao.

He kept muttering to himself:

"I want half the meat."

"Damn, we have to beat them down first! If you cause any more trouble, I'll tie you up."

"You dare!"

"Why don't you give it a try!"

The two bickered in hushed tones as they climbed the hill.

Lu Yao fell to the ground.

Ding Mei didn't notice and pounced on him.

Lu Yao swung him over and pinned him down again.

Ding Mei was about to speak when Lu Yao covered her mouth.

Following Lu Yao's gaze, he looked towards the woods on the shady side of the hillside.

A swaying wild boar's rump was only about twenty meters away from them.

Lu Yao quietly turned the gun around and set it up.

Ding Mei asked in a low voice, "From this angle, we can only hit the buttocks."

"If you injure it, it won't be able to escape."

Lu Yao dared not approach any further.

Fearing that they would alert the guy, they fled in panic.

This wild boar doesn't look very big; I'd guess it weighs only a little over 200 pounds.

But if we manage to catch them, it should be enough to last until the Lunar New Year.

"Bang"

One shot.

The wild boar tumbled and fell over.

They got up and ran.

"Chase!"

Ding Mei rose to prominence even faster than Lu Yao.

He took off chasing after her.

The wild boar was injured and dragged one leg, but it still ran quite fast.

However, the bloodstains it left on the snow made it impossible to conceal its tracks.

Ding Mei chased after him with all her might, wielding a machete, just to demonstrate her usefulness.

Hopefully, we can get half a wild boar then.

The Ding family has no shortage of food.

Ding Mei wanted nothing more than to prove to her father and stepmother that she was no less capable than boys.

Lu Yao chased after them, gun in hand.

Tell Ding Mei, "Don't worry too much. Judging from the amount of bleeding, it won't go very far."

But Ding Mei still managed to run ahead, albeit in a haphazard manner.

In the primitive area, there were no roads at all.

One step deep, one step shallow.

Without paying attention, Ding Mei stepped into thin air.

They went down a steep slope with a "gurgling" sound.

This is a natural pit that is more than two zhang (approximately 6.6 meters) deep.

Inside, the snow was waist-deep.

Once Ding Mei went down, she couldn't come back up.

"Hey kid, pull me up!"

Lu Yao watched from above and couldn't help but laugh:

"Be careful, sir. Rest inside for a bit, I'll kill the wild boar and come rescue you!"

After saying that, there was no sound.

Ding Mei was so anxious that she screamed and cursed from inside the pit.

I tried several times, but I just couldn't climb up.

Lu Yao looked around and, knowing there was no danger, went straight to chase the wild boar.

There was an open space in front, so the wild boars had no cover.

Lu Yao raised his hand and fired another shot.

"Bang"

Right in the middle of the buttocks.

The bullet's immense impact knocked the wild boar over again.

Lu Yao caught up a few steps.

Lu Yao counted them and found that there were only 132 bullets in total.

They couldn't bear to waste bullets.

He put down his gun and pulled out his military dagger.

They held down the struggling wild boar and stabbed it in the neck.

The bayonet was long enough to pierce the heart directly.

The wild boar howled.

But they couldn't break free from the control of this god of death.

Finally, it bled out and collapsed to the ground.

Then Lu Yao used a bayonet to pry the bullets out of the wild boar and threw them away.

It was staged as if he was killed with a knife.

Lu Yao sat down and rested for a while.

Then he stood up, used his bayonet to cut off a few tree branches, tied them together with rope, and dragged the wild boar up.

Just like last time when they pulled the roe deer, they dragged the wild boar back.

However, wild boars weigh at least 200 pounds, and the forest is full of grass and rocks with little snow, so they are not easy to drag around.

When they returned to the spot where Ding Mei had fallen, Lu Yao was exhausted.

Ding Mei was already too exhausted to continue her tirade.

I sat in the snow, staring blankly at what was above.

Waiting for Lu Yao to come back and save her.

Lu Yao's head finally appeared on the edge of the pit.

Ding Mei immediately beamed with joy:

"I knew you'd come back. Quick, pull me up. Don't you have a rope? Throw it down, and I'll grab it and get up."

Lu Yao smiled slightly, sat on the edge of the pit, and pretended to be troubled:

"Actually, it's not that I saved you, it's just... you're the kind of person who's ungrateful. I really didn't want to save you!"

"Hey, hey, hey, that's going too far. Aren't we partners? How can you just stand by and watch someone die? If you fell, I would save you too!"

Lu Yao laughed heartily:

"Let's not even talk about whether I'm as stupid as you. Just think about the last time I risked my life to save you, and you still tried to steal my pants and forced me to pick them up for you. This time, I have no choice but to hesitate."

Ding Mei got angry.

Her little face was flushed, and she simply sat down on the ground:

"Fine, then don't save me. Just let me fend for myself here."

"No, it's not that bad. I want you to promise me something, and you have to swear an oath to God!"

"Tell me, I'm freezing! Do I call you 'Dad,' you boring bastard?"

Lu Yao smiled and said, "No, I want you to marry my daughter in the future. You must not hinder our marriage, and you must not make things difficult for me for no reason!"

Ding Mei stared blankly at Lu Yao on the embankment.

Is this guy stupid?

What normal person would make such a perverted request?

"Okay, if you like me to be your mother, I'll agree. Good son-in-law, quickly pull Mom upstairs."

Lu Yao thought to himself, "You feel like you're getting a good deal right now."

I'm afraid you won't think this way anymore once you have a daughter.

"Fine, I'll drag you into this. First, swear an oath. What if you go back on your word?"

Ding Mei was completely convinced by Lu Yao.

He raised his hand and swore: "Okay, if I go back on my word, I'll... you tell me, what if I go back on my word? Don't tell me what to do and you won't be satisfied."

"Fine, if you go back on your word, then... I'll punish you by making you stay with me for the rest of your life, never to be separated for even a moment!"

"Are you crazy?! What kind of oath is that?! But I promise you, pull me up!"

"Remember what I said today, no going back on your word, understand?"

Lu Yao threw the rope down.

Ding Mei grabbed on and climbed up.

Lu Yao said halfway through:

"Also, I hunted the wild boar, so I can only give you one leg. If you dare ask for more, I'll let you go!"

"Fine, fine... you decide!"

Ding Mei dares not offend Lu Yao now.

This kid has no idea how to cherish women.

After coming up, Ding Mei was going to give Lu Yao another beating.

But Lu Yao already knew she had a habit of hitting people.

As soon as he raised his hand, Lu Yao twisted his arm and pinned him to the wild boar.

He reached out and slapped her twice across the back of the head.

"I'm warning you again, if you dare lay a hand on me again, I'll retaliate tenfold. And until your daughter is born, you'll have to call me Brother Wa. Do you agree? If you don't, I'll pull down your pants!"